I met a random married lady at a motel yesterday. She messaged me out of the blue and things escalated quickly. I will post some of the chat below. I managed to sneak a few pictures as well.
The deal was she would take her panties off outside and hand them too me. At first she said she would have a butt plug in but said she couldn't get it out of the house because her husband was home.
Anyway she knocks and straight away bends over an pulls down her panties and hands them too me. They are a bit wet too. She had a big smile, nice face and a fat ass. Didn't expect this but she had dreads, lots of tats and smallish fake tits.
We go inside and after a quick chat get into it.
I start eating her out then finger fuck her to make her cum. The most surprising thing was as she was about to cum she grabs my arm and yells "Fuck You". She yells that every time she came. At first I was a bit shocked but then really liked it by the end.
I start fucking her and she knows how to make it fun. Legs up, sexy moans, pulling her nipples the whole lot. I jumped off and quickly finger fuck her again to orgasm. This time it's a lot wetter and I thought I felt a little squirt.
I put my cock straight back in and start fucking harder. As she gets close again I do the same thing. This time she squirts all over my hand and the motel bed.
I do this one more time then bend her over (like the pic).
I fuck her doggy and then do the same fingering to make her cum again. This time she explodes yelling the biggest fuck you so far. She squirts so hard some hits the wall 2 meters away. The rest covers my leg and foot. I was standing in a puddle and almost falling over so had to grab a towel and clean it up.
I fucked her doggy until I came inside her.
We both lay on the bed exhausted until we go again.
I make her cum a couple more times but no more squirt, think she was out, and cum inside her again.
We clean up and she leaves without her panties which I can still smell her pussy on.
Was fucking amazing.
Can't wait to meet her again.

I've always thought my girlfriends sister (Tara) was a stunner and have perved and wanked over her from afar for the last 5 years. But last weekend we was at a party round her house and.......

The party was in full swing, my girlfriend drunk and annoying as she is when drunk. Tara's chatting away to me and asked me "why do you put up with her".

"I love her I guess" I tell her.

"Awww, I wish all the best ones weren't taken" she said to me before stroking my arm. "I'm dying for a piss" she then announced.

"Ha, ever the lady" I tell her.

"Fuck off you love me" she says.

"I do. I need to too actually" I tell her.

"Then follow me big brother" she says and grabs me by the hand walks me to the stairs before making sure she goes up first, almost as if she wanted to show me up her dress and I wasn't complaining. She was wearing a very lovely dark blue minidress and I got a great view of her fabulous bubble butt wiggling up the stairs. I couldn't see up it, but her butt was amazing.

"Fucking hell" I accidently let out.

"Oi perv" she says and then proceeds to walk up even slower and I clearly remember her running her hands down her side before grabbing hold of the bottom of her dress and hiking it up an inch or two. Showing me her lovely ass cheeks but annoyingly the stairs stopped and we reached the top.

"Ladies first" I tell her, but she just pushes me straight in the bathroom. Grabs my jeans, unbuckles me and pulls my dick out.

"Mmmmm, hello there" she says and drops to her knees. I'm lost as to what's suddenly happening and before I know it, my dick has disappeared down her throat.......

Any ladies in the Houston area looking for some fun. I will be in town next m im onth 13th for about a week. I'am male white, 6'4 blue eyes.. 39

I was parked in the back of the grocery store parking lot (not a very big parking area). As I pushed my full cart back to my car to unload them, I notice a short heavy-set black lady. She wasn’t fat but she was well rounded. She was wandering the parking lot. I started to unload my groceries on the far side of my car, furthest from the store and facing an empty construction site. This lady came up to me and told me a story about how she ran out of gas and anything would help her out, including three or four dollars. I opened my wallet and showed her it was empty. “I use a card, lady,” I told her. She was wearing clothes a little too small for her. Seeing as she was heavy-set, her boobs were huge and showed nicely through her tight blouse. She was perspiring on her forehead and cheeks. “God it’s hot out here,” she said. I told her I wish I could help her, but I didn’t know how. She was loitering around. I was getting the feeling she was an expert at this con game. “Can I use your cell phone?” the older black lady asked me. “Sure,” I tell her. I hand over the phone and watch her as she starts dialing. I bet I could get this lady to suck my dick, I thought to myself. I start checking her out. She had full lips, perfect for sucking dick. Her brown skin was gleaming in the sunlight. I started to grow hard in my pants. She handed the phone back to me and told me she couldn’t get any help. Out-of-the-blue I told her, “I have some money for you if you slob on my knob.” “…what?” she asked me. I grab my hard dick from over my shorts. “You wanna see it?” She starts looking down at me, mouth slightly open. I start unzipping my shorts. Startled, she asks me, “What are you doing?” I pause then continue unzipping. I pull my dick through the boxer hole and through the zipper opening and out into the daylight. She is still standing there, so I know it’s okay……

I confess...I have a fetish for older women that has only gotten stronger as the years have passed. The reason for this is the best (actually the ONLY *really* good) sex story I have.

This was 8 years ago, the summer of 2005. I was 15 and it was the July 4th holiday. My parents had a little pool/barbecue party for the block. I was swimming for a little while. When the sun started to go down I decided that was enough so I went upstairs to change. I dried off and got into a pair of my gym shorts, just for the time being so I could hang my suit in the bathroom and get a shirt and some sandals.

I went to the bathroom and was waiting. I thought- weird, the only people I figured would be using the upstairs bathroom was my mom or dad or sisters but they were all outside. The door opened after a minute. It was Mrs. Batelli, who was my mom's friend from the block. When she came out, she was adjusting the top of her sundress- really nice dress, orange with a pretty good cut, and I'm sure you know exactly where my eyes went. She was probably about 41-44 and she was nicely proportioned, probably around 145 and 5'6" or 5'7". Shoulder length auburn hair. Had a good tan on by that point in the summer. Her name was kind of deceptive, she wasn't Italian at all, that was her husband's name. I think she was some kind of European little-bit-of-everything mutt, but the tan was pretty far from her natural skin color. And it looked good. She had the legs out, nice shape- not very long but hey. Her tits were very nice, very perky for her age. Not huge, probably a small C or large B. I was staring dead at those suckers because in adjusting herself she was really moving them around and hadn't noticed me. In fact, I think she was about 6 inches away from bumping into me before she realized I was there.

She just went "Ooh!" and stepped back, definitely startled.

I just stood there, probably with some idiotic look on my face because I just got to watch a solid 6 seconds of tits bouncing around.

I expected her to react adversely, but she put her hand on her chest and started laughing- actually quite hard, much harder than the situation probably warranted.

She was like "Shit!" and kept laughing. I had no clue what to say, just kept smiling like an ass.

So she takes two steps, stumbles right into me and gives me this big half hug with one arm so that those firm tits and pressed right into me and she goes "You scared the HELL out of me!" and just kept laughing. I had still not said anything!

This is when it dawned on me- how long she'd been here, since noon, I wasn't keeping track of her drinking but she was fairly petite- this lady was HAMMERED.

So I think I said something like "Glad to see to you too,"

She said, "You didn't talk to me all day!"

We exchanged bullshit for about two minutes, none of it is interesting. Finally she said, "Your house is nice. I'm staying here. I'm going to sleep over."

I was kind of chuckling at this point and I just wanted to humor her so I said "Cool!"

She goes "Let's have a sleepover party" and I answer "Sure, that sounds like fun."

And then out of nowhere, she goes "Do you trust me?" all serious all of a sudden and I answer "Of course," because I think she's going to tell me something weird or something.

But no, as soon as I say it, she comes right up, pulls me in and gives me this deep, fucking awesome tongue kiss. Let me tell you. I had NO clue what was happening. She was working her tongue all over my mouth and I got instantly hard. She tasted like spearmint and- I didn't know at the time, but now, unmistakably- rum. And lots of it. Captain Morgan and Doublemint. I'll never forget it.

After about twenty seconds, she pulls back and goes "Somebody's gonna see this" and I think "FUCK! Come on!" but I was very happily mistaken because she grabbed my hand and pulled me into the bathroom.

I threw my towel and suit into the tub. She locked the door and put on the lights and the fan (cover up noise? I dunno) and she pulls me into the sink, falling, so that we both hip-check the counter. More tongue kissing. Fucking awesome, none of that awkward high school bullshit.

Her tits were right up on me and after a minute I started feeling bold so I slowly raised my hand up the back her leg and felt on her thigh. She had damn good skin for a middle aged woman, must have lotioned up all the time. I was wary, and frankly, a little worried that a wrong move on my part would blow the whole thing and I'd kick myself forever. But I was also horny as fuck at this point and just wanted to touch all her bits. But, to my delight, as I felt on her thigh she pulled my hand and guided it right up the dress onto her nice, firm ass. She was wearing the high-cut bikini panties. Guess she hadn't embraced the thong yet. I didn't care. It wasn't a big ass, but the texture was fantastic. Firm, but soft. Not muscular but not flabby. I was throbbing at this point.

She must have known, because she grinding the top of her leg against my shorts. She had me salivating. I pulled my other hand up her dress and onto the other ass cheek. Fantastic.

Then she reached down and fondled me through my shorts and gave me a little squeal. It was a lovely little sound. She stopped to spin me so I was up against the counter then back away and pulled her dress over her head (with surprising grace) to show off her body. She had a nice figure, cut pretty well for her years. Her bra was white and strapless. She whipped it right off. I got my third really good look at some live tits. This was the epitome of awesome. I felt like a fucking champ. But it was only the beginning.

She sauntered over to me and smiled and said "Show me" in the hottest voice I'd ever heard. I immediately dropped my shorts. I'm not going to brag about my cock. I'm no mandingo, but I was hard as a motherfucker. She said "Nice" and dropped her panties.

Her pussy was beautiful, symmetrical. None of the curtains you might expect on an older mother of two. She was shaved smooth. I'm pretty sure I audibly said "Fuck"- as in "Fuck, I am going to wake up any second now."

She came up to me and put her lips back to mine, and as she did she cradled my balls and started carefully to appraise my cock. She was teasing me. My heart was beating like it was going to explode. Then she got up on her toes and slid her pussy over the top of my shaft. It was like heaven. I don't know how I didn't cum right then and there. She leans into me and I think she asked "Do you want to help me cum?" and I just nodded "Yes" even though I didn't hear her completely. Whatever, she could have asked me to to stand on my head.

So she grabs my head and moves me so I'm about eye level with her tits and pulls me into them and says "Kiss my nipple like I kissed you". I tried my ass off to be good. Who knows if I was. Soon, she was purring like a kitten. She dipped her hand down into her snatch and started playing with her clit. I could hear how wet she was. I told myself "Shit, good, I'm doing it right."

She took my hand and guided it to her pussy. Her slit was so wet. She used just my fingers at first, but soon she was using my whole palm- long strokes, she had me cup it hard and my whole palm was getting slick.

Then she asked, "Do you have a condom?"

- FUCK -

I mean of course I didn't. I wasn't sexually active. My heart sank. I was abut to lose my virginity and I didn't have a fucking rubber.

I said, "No". She said, "It's okay."

My cock was denied entrance, but she balled up my hand and slid my index and middle fingers inside her and fucked away, vigorously. I went back to licking her nipples, harder and faster with the rhythm of her body. She came, I felt her snatch tighten as she squeezed and she threw her head back.

It was something to behold, indeed, but fuck man, did I regret not having a condom.

"Thank you," she said, with kind of a giggle.

"Now-" she said, and dropped down to her knees. I put my palms flat against the counter. She pulled my hips forward, grabbed my butt a little, and then slid her lips over my cock. I'm a little biased, but it's still the best head I ever got. Her skilled tongue lapped over my head and shaft and she gently caressed my balls. It was like waves of electric everytime she bobbed. She took the whole thing. I only lasted two minutes, having been dying for release for so long by this point. I came buckets and she moved down even deeper as I did so that it ran down her throat. She swallowed every last drop and cleaned me off with her tongue as she pulled back.

The whole encounter lasted less than twenty minutes. After I came, she started to dress herself again and said "Don't tell anybody, ok?" I nodded, lightheaded.

She left, and I laid in my bed for a few minutes to recuperate. When I went back downstairs, she was gone. Her husband was too, so I guess he decided they'd had enough and they were going home. I have a lot of theories- the husband was some kind of professional, like a lawyer or something. I first thought she was neglected but later I found out that he was most likely cheating on her. I never found out, but what does it matter?

Naturally, I kicked myself for not having a condom. It was about nine months later when I finally lost my V-Card.

After the encounter, I saw her less. I always wanted to try to see if she would ever be alone so I could ask her about it, but the opportunity never presented itself. Later, I thought about maybe trying to blackmail her, but I had a pang of consciousness and thought it would be shitty of me to do that to the lady who gave me my first great sexual experience out of the blue with no strings. I still have mixed feelings. I wish I would have hit it.

Eventually, she divorced the husband and moved away, out of the state and remarried. I haven't talked to her.

I took a few things away from this- first and foremost ALWAYS HAVE A RUBBER. you never know when your mom's friend will suddenly and for no reason decide to get frisky with you. Secondly, I still love the older ladies. I've only had a couple of other experiences after, but the first one was the best and most special. I still frequently knock one out thinking about that blowjob and fantasizing about what could have been.

Oh well, the inexperience of youth, etc.

That's it. This story is 100% true and I hoped you enjoyed it.

Weirdfaps poll...

Guess we can't have multi answer real polls here, so, improvise. I know I gotta answer more than one. So, Have you ever.....

* Been caught (accidentally or intentionally) by a family member fapping? If yes, did it get you laid? In legal trouble? In family trouble?
* Fapped at a blue collar job? Get caught? It get you laid, in legal trouble, or fired??
* Fapped at a professional job? Caught? Same result questions.
* Fapped at school? Caught? Results?
* Caught by a friend fapping? Gay/straight? Results?
* Caught by someone you werent dating but wanted to? Results?
* Caught by a total stranger? Results?

I got "caught" (after trying 2 or 3 times) fapping by my sister when we were young teens. At first she was all eww... but within a few days we were fapping together then it led to oral and fingering and eventually like 3 fucks. But years later in our 30s she went to a shrink who told her to tell our parents. It blew over eventually, but it was as shitty as the early response was awesome.

In my 20s I worked at a restaurant. A gay dude was always trying to "convert" me. Heard him fapping in the bathroom once... dunno if it was about me but I didn't say anything cuz I peeled a few off myself in there over a waitress who I ate out once. Her boyfriend was a cop, so... didnt want to rock that boat.

My 21st bday I was living with my girlfriend. I was fapping before a shower when she walked in and was all "SURPRISE HAPPY BIRTHD... oh my god!!!" and walked out. We never spoke of it again.

Now I live alone and just fap online when I don't have any lady friends over.

I'm looking for a certain video. It has an old lady in it (not that old, in her 50ies i think) She's dressing a blue shirt like a work suit or something like that. She's blowing a guy who tells her he's coming, and she replies "oh no you're not" or something like that. He then comes and she says "oh my god!", looks around for something to stop him but then ends up putting her mouth on his dick to drink the whole load. Anybody knows this?

So I was driving home from work one day and I drove up a street and saw these two small cute girls walking down the street. I quickly pulled a u-turn at the next intersection and drove down the street till I saw them. As I approached them I slowed to a stop next to them and yelled

� hey girls, you know you�re a couple of the cutes girls I�ve seen and I hate for you lovely ladies to have to walk on this hot day, you want a ride where your going�?

The two girls looked a little shocked at first but being a good looking 21 year old guy in a nice car they eventually agreed to let me drive them to the lake. Now that I had a good view of these ladies I was even happier that they had decided to get in. They where both cute slim girls with small breasts no taller than 5�2� and no heavier than 90 lbs. One was a blonde with blue eyes and the other had dark hair and dark eyes and braces. I personally preferred the brunet with the braces but they where both amazing.

As I drove I found out that both these girls where freshman at the local high school and where both 14 witch honestly turned me on how young they where. We finally arrived at the lake and the blond one quickly disappeared with some people that where already they�re but the brunet whose name was Sarah told me to stay and hung to me the whole time. We walked around and drank some beer that her friends had and went swimming. She looked amazing in her little bikini all soaking wet. As we where drying and sitting there I remembered I had some weed and asked her if she wanted to smoke. She looked at me so excited and said

�hell yea�.

We found a nice little spot in the woods near the lake and sat and smoked. As she got higher she got handsyer. Eventually she was stroking my leg and I just couldn�t help it anymore. I grabbed her hand and slid it over my dick witch was extremely hard and she didn�t miss a beat, she started rubbing my cock over my pants with both hands and without me even having to ask she undoes my pants, pulls out my dick and plunge it deep in to her throat. I was amazed at how experienced this little girl was. She was deep throating my dick while marinating constant eye contact and slobbering all over my dick. I was curious to see how much this little girl could take so I grabbed the back of her head and started pushing down harder and harder. I could feel her gagging and choking for air but when I pulled her up she wouldn�t say anything and just looked anxious for more so I would just push her head back down. At one point I was holding her down and I could feel her pushing against me and trying to get off my dick but I just pushed her head down harder and I could tell she was really struggling and fighting with her reflexes as her body screamed for air. I held her like that for like a full minuet before I finally let her take a breath of air.

So horny from sucking my cock she couldn�t help it any longer. She lifted her head up and looked and me and said,
�Can you please fuck me�.

I was really horny and wanted to but my for some reason I started feeling bad and knew I could really ruin this girls life if I got her pregnant so I said

�I�m sorry baby but I don�t have a condom so I don�t think that is a good idea�.

She looked surprised and very dissipated. She didn�t say anything for a second and finally she turned around and spread her ass wide open as said �then you can fuck me in the ass. I was shocked. This little 14 year old girl wants to bend over on this dirty forest floor and let me, some guy she met 2 hours ago fuck her little ass hole, HOW THE HELL COULD I RESIST!! I positioned my self behind her and pushed my unprotected, unlubricated dick in to this girl�s ass hole. I could tell that it was very painful for her because she was letting out lots of uncomfortable grunts and when I finally pushed all the way in she let out a nice little scream but she never stopped me or even told me to slow down.

I fucked her like this for a minuet but like I said before I had no lubrication so I pulled out and I could smell the shit smell on my dick but I asked her if she wanted to wet it and with no questions she wrapped her little mouth around it and went to town all slobbery, She didn�t even complain about the taste witch I�m sure was just terrible. Now with my dick very wet I was good to press her face back in to the dirt and stick my dick back in to her ass. I started fucking her really hard now going deeper and deeper and at one point I could see blood around her ass where I was fucking her so I might have been going a little to hard for this young girls ass, and I was thinking Shell definitely have some trouble sitting for the next few days.

Finally this got so hot for me I couldn�t hold my load any longer and I told her to get down and give me a big smile in witch I proceed to cum all over her braces and in to her mouth. She them spent the next minuet trying to suck out and swallow all the cum stuck in her braces. It really turned me on to think about maybe some of my cum got stuck in her braces and dried there. Having my dried cum stuck in to this girls braces while she is walking around at home and at school. Maybe shell clean it out next time she drinks something and get a little taste of my cum. We went back to the lake after that and she gave me her number and I left. I just love slutty little girls!

Happy that summer has finally arrived! The city is filling with eye candy and the train rides to and from are getting very tasty.

Borded the train today and moved to the upper deck to get a good shot at the db below. A few minutes later, two ladies grab the chairs directly across from me. One is hot, the other not. Both are wearing skirts and have big bags with them. They sat the bags on the floor in front of them and probably thought they were tall enough to block the view. They were wrong. The homely one had a pair of (no surprise) white cottons and the hot one had a pair of baby blue lace.

As they sat there, they had their hands in their laps blocking the view, but the cute one used her hands with every sentence and as she talked, her skirt raised up just enough to show the lace hidden below. Everytime someone would try to move past them, they would spread their legs and pull the bags toward them to clear the isle and I swear they must have thought for sure they were not exposed. But man, the show was terrific. I wanted to grab up my phone and snap some shots, but was not comfortable doing that with the others sitting around me.

At one point, I am pretty sure I am pretty sureI got busted staring. Blue lace look right at me and mid sentence, placed her hands back into her lap. she turned more toward her friend killing my view and a few stops later held the bag in a blocking way as she stood up and left the train.

Well it was great while it lasted and tomorrow is another day. I need to get a discrete HD cam that I can use while seeming to totally not notice all the ass tits and puss. Any suggestions would be welcomed.