What would you do to this bride and maid of honor?

truck/rest stop ideas: I’ve thought about dressing slutty and parking in a way that’s out of the way but still noticeable (or even over in the truck section despite having a car if it’s one of those places) and leaving my car doors unlocked and windows rolled down...sleeping and seeing if anyone takes advantage. Or maybe tying myself up in the rest room there with a sign saying I did something most men would find offensive (cheating on my husband? truckers/road trippers seem to be fairly patriotic so maybe say he's deployed for that extra push for them to take advantage to honor this imaginary spurned man) and I deserve to be fucked and covered in cum and see who decides to take advantage to “punish” me.

All praise be the white women who get far less credit as other women and it's a crime as a nigger I praise the white goddess from her head to her toes as I should an I shall defend an represent the white race man woman an child to preserve white pride and honor #ISERVETHEWHITERACE

I am sick of not getting the respect I deserve!

So I have decided to BLOW UP the galaxy!

Everything in existence will be destroyed.

Except North Korea!

You will learn to honor me!

I need a MAN/MEN to tell me how much of a worthless faggot I am in a voice message/video. The meaner you are the better. If want to make it personal, message me and I'll give you some background. Hell, call up your homophobic uncle no one wants to spend much time with during the holidays. 
If you're in/around Cincinnati and want to do it in person, I'd worship you. 
Thank you for honoring me with your time.

My wife of 25 years thinks I'm the perfect husband. She has no idea I've fucked 3 of her friends, including her maid of honor the night before our wedding, 2 girls that work for me and my daughter's college roommate. 

I'm a 26-year old female. I confess that it has been five years since my ass has been fucked. :(

I have mixed feelings about this situation. Firstly, it makes me sad, because I am absolutely in love with having "Daddy" stuff his fat cock inside my ass.

I can do the screaming and crying schtick if that's what will make you happy (it is often what does the trick for me, as well), but my default is more along the lines of screaming and crying because it feels so motherfucking amazing. So, sad face.

When I last had my asshole fucked, I was in a relationship with a man who was 29 years my senior and mostly only fucked my asshole, which I was quite happy with, especially considering he was so thick. That was 2008.

Since then, the man I was in a long-term relationship with in 2009-2011 was so busy having me do far more fucked up and filthy shit, my ass being fucked didn't even really occur to us. Granted, we were long-distance for about half that time.

After that ended, I was busy with life and only "dating" occasionally. But I'm picky, and both the vanilla boys and the not-remotely-vanilla boys just aren't doing it for me where I live, so it hasn't come up.

So, more sad face.

But!

I've started looking at it almost like a badge of honor or revirginization of my ass or something. Now that it's been so long, I don't want to give it to up to just any loser. I want someone I know for sure knows what he's doing, someone who makes me want to do nothing but reach back and spread my ass open for him, to take it.

Truthfully, I'm a tiny bit nervous about my new first time. I don't remember who fucked my ass the first time or what it was like at all; I'm assuming it wasn't too traumatic since I don't remember.

This time, because I'm nervous, I hope it doesn't hurt. I kind of want him to be gentle.

But I don't. I really don't want him to be gentle with me, and I really do want it to hurt.

I fucking miss it so much. :(

I confess im laying here with a dildo in my ass. Im thinking i might leave it there. Im punishing myself for looking at little girls today. When u read this give your cock a stroke in honor of hot little girls and punishing my ass. The dildo is a model of a white cock about 6in long, obviously circumsized, and with an upward curve. That curve pushes the head straight into my g spot. It feels so good and so humiliating at the same time. I love being a pervert. Off to fuck myself. Goodnight fellow pervs

Bride or made of honor?