Hey, I'm a male thirty year old, morbidly obese German virgin, with no perspective, no meaningful experiences and no will to live. I'm studying something in the general IT area and am still living at home. I have no fun doing anything anymore and no hint that any of it all will get better. My current "hobbies" (ways to make time pass) include masturbating (favorites are pissing and scat), watching movies and sleeping.
Tell me something to not kill myself.

Someone has to know more about this video. My Dirty Hobby video with a cute girl gang banged. She's eating cum out of her pussy, on her hand, and straight from the tap. Someone has to know who this girl is and/or where the full video is. If not trust me, you'll enjoy it!

Hobby lobby ass cheeks

You will enjoy your hobby sucking my cock..! Alan

Hello gentlemen I pretend to be a woman under a fake name(with sexy pictures on my profile). In fact some of you perves are really funny. I find it very amusing to fuck with your little minds. Many of you are "my friends" and I pretend I have a young precocious daughter.

The best part is I forward all your e-mail to guess who? If you use yahoo, now you know why your account has been closed.
The really sick ones get forwarded to L.E. as well.

I have to sign in now, so I can fuck with you pricks some more (everyone needs a hobby)

I am 30 years old man. I have a perverted hobby of walking nude on streets. Every night I wake up around 3 am automatically when I get irresistible desire yo go out of house on street and then I remove all my cloths and become completely nude and then walk purposelessly on empty street. During walking nude I gets hard errection and often I masturbate on the street itself. I often feel fear that somebody might have watched me like this but I cant stop this. Is this is a disease? what should I do to stoo this stupid behaviour of mine? please help me

i confes i like to stand on high bridges on rainy days and when schoolgirls walkn ast below I piss on them, so they will not notice i am peeing.

I am 37. This is my favourtie hobby.

i am the guy who fucks dirty diapers that i find in trash cans or wherever I have posted before that my wife knows about my hobby. She even had me to make vid one time in a mcdonalds restroom. I filmed the whole thing, from me finding it and opening it up and laying it on the changing table. I fucked it right there on the table and blew my load all over the diaper and table. Well the other night my i was so horny that got off with a poopy diaper. i hve done this before with a condom on but this time i Just plowed my dick right into the messy load. It felt so fucking good. It felt so good that i tried to last as long as i could but about half a minute of moaning and "oh gods" i came so hard and kept fucking it til i worked up one more load.

Okay, I've decided to start up a thread for people to request fakes. I'm not going to dedicate a whole bunch of time to it, but if anyone wants to post pictures of girls they'd like me to fake, I'll get around to it.

Now, I'm not the greatest artist out there, but some of the fakes I've seen on here are so horrifically bad, that I've decided I have to help. That said, don't get upset if you post a picture and I don't get around to faking it. It's not like I'm doing this for a living - it's a hobby and a way to improve my photoshop skills. I'm going to pick the pictures that I think are the best girls and the easiest to fake, and those are the ones I'm going to do. But don't be afraid to post any pictures you want, or tell me what you'd like me to do.

I can do fake cumshots as well as nudes/hardcore. I'll upload a few pics as examples. I also have no limits at all, so if anyone would like me to do some... less than savory fakes (as in, stuff that might get the thread shut down), feel free to message me; just don't post it on here.