Ever thought you'd see that bitch Hillary Clinton as a sexy milf?

I confess that I used to fuck my old roomate Kyle's girlfriend, Angel. Angel was a skinny little readhead. About 5'9 but 120 at the most. She had nice tits and a pretty good little ass.

It all started when we did some extasy with our other roomate, Paul, at our apartment. Kyle was off working the graveyard shift in some IT shithole. We went out to a club and Paul scored the E but got caught at the same time so they tossed him out on the curb, but he still scored the rolls. Paul was the greatest roomate in the history of roomates. Clean, considerate, and he always knew when to fuck off.
We dropped and headed back to the apartment where we sat in a triangle and had those stupid heart to heart talks you can only have while in the grips of a drug induced seratonin dump. She claimed she was getting hot so she took her shirt and bra off. She had these little perfectly shaped b cups with nice quarter sized nipples that swelled up like gum drops when she was turned on.

Paul eventually decided he wanted to feel a nice hot shower while he was rolling so he left the room for awhile. Angel immediately asked me if I wanted a massage. When I laid down on the floor, she told me she wanted to massage my chest while my head was in her lap. It sounded like a good idea to me. She started rubbing my chest and leaning forward, rubbing all the way down to just inside the waistline of my pants. I took this as my cue to start sucking on her tits. All of the rubbing had me rock hard and she reached for my cock and started carressing it over my pants. It felt amazing. I reached down and unzipped so she could have better access. My cock sprang out.

She said something to the effect of,"I always knew you were a big boy."

Then she began to jerk me off. She started licking my cock from the base to the head. I buried my face in her cloth covered pussy and felt how warm she was through her pants. I reached up and pulled them halfway down her ass so I could massage those little globes while she made me feel good. I'm not normally into skinny chicks but in the moment, it was impossible to say no.

I told her we needed to listen for the water to shut off, and pulled her pants halfway down so I could bury my face in her pussy. I pulled her into 69. That cunt was clean shaven, just enough lip. I started to lick while she decided to show off just how deep her throat went. It felt so good, but I've never been able to get off while on E. She was leaking her juices all over my face and moaning on my cock. At one point it occurred to me that it was a good thing Paul liked to take long showers. Poor fucker was probably beating off in there after seeing Angel's tits for an hour.

I kept licking and sucking her clit until she gushed all over my face with a muffled scream around my cock. She just kept on sucking. She was going at my dick like my cum contained the cure for cancer. Then the water stopped. We separated and tried to collect ourselves, but that room had to reek of pussy. It was a good thing that when Paul eventually wandered back into the room, he was so high wouldn't have noticed if I was buttfucking Hillary Clinton on the ottoman.

That was just the first time we fooled around, but it was really fucking hot.

Hillary Clinton Farts In New York https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V283Hfp2NkY

Warning: Shit post incoming

I'm so sick and tired of the post-election breakdown, and the bitching and moaning from both sides about Trump.

Maybe he'll make a decent p********. It's not likely, but it is possible. The signs are against it though. If you're a Trump apologist, let me say right now that none of the anti-establishment rhetoric he spouted during his campaign will come to pass--already he is showing himself perfectly willing to appoint the same NeoCon, hard-right, Warhawk, social conservative, banker-friendly assholes that he railed against. At least the Left is honest about their big-government intentions, but you stupid cucks keep falling for the same old line. I hope to God I'm wrong, but it doesn't look good.

As for you liberals, you make me sick. Party of the people, eh? You fuckers bent over for Hillary 'I'm a Traitor' Clinton right after Sanders did the same. You have no backbone, and no ground to stand on to complain. I didn't vote for Trump, but I'd have voted for fucking Elmo over her evil ass. You support tyranny at home and abroad, and its gotten so bad now that 'moderate' liberals (whom I agree will on social freedom) are all but an endangered species, replaced by rabid SJW Nazis, hell-bent on proscribing anything and everything that makes them the least uncomfortable. You have turned your party into a parody of itself that the GOP could not top if it tried.

And now, the Libertarians. I am not mad, but just disappointed. I voted for Gary, but honestly a half-melted bucket of butter brickle icecream would have made a better candidate. Between the astounding stupidity, latent racism that always seems to tag behind LIbertarians like wet toilet paper on dress shoes, and really terrible foreign policy, what could have been a great leap forward for the Third Party ended up a flop.

I vote Libertarians when I can, I love Hayek and Mises, and I desperately want this country to embrace the principles of freedom that are the foundation of our nation. But that won't happen. I can see that now, and I'm resigned to it. Change will come when it always does, when things get bad enough that the only way forward is to start over fresh. If that's what it takes, so be it. I can wait.

But don't any of you fuckers dare complain--you made this mess for all of us, and now I have to live through it. The least you can do is suffer in dignity while the corrupt, evil, bastards you put in power screw us all over. To my hardcore Socialists, Libertarians, Minarchists, Free-Staters, Confederates, Single-Taxers, Secessionists, Pot-Smokers, Reloaders, Gay advocates, Entrepreneurs, and Anarchists of all colors, my hat's off to you. We tried, we really did. But to the rest of you assholes, on the Left and the Right, shut your mouths. If you didn't like the choices this election season, or the outcome, then maybe you should have treated Ron Paul better.

I am in China. Prepare for invasion, United States. We own you. We are coming to collect what is ours. Your homes, your cities, your roads, your oil, gas, and coal. You leveraged it as collateral for $, now we are coming to collect. Your Hillary Clinton said it best.."The American way of life is over, get over it." =)