today i had to go do the physical for a new job. Of course, i had to do the peeing in the cup and all that, and the nurse told me to not wash my hands and not flush and all that or else we'd have to start over. I saw this as my chance to see if i could get anywhere with her, since i really don't give a fuck anymore about what people think of me, so i said,
"yeah i've done this before. You don't want me switching my pee with someone else's or dropping bleach in it or whatever. Are you gonna stand here next to me and make sure it's my urine going into the cup?"
She laughed at that, and said, "unless you want me to. Is there a reason i should? I was just going to go out and leave the door cracked a little."
With that, I just shrugged it off, playing indifferent.
"If you wanna stand there and watch me go, if that's your sort of thing, that's ok with me. I have nothing to hide. I was just playing, but if you want to, that's fine."
Mind you, the tone of our exchange was in a lighthearted and jocular manner, but through the joking there was seriousness. So, she ended up staying, and watched me pee. I pulled it out, and stroked it a bit, and to that she commented,
"Do you have to get it warmed up, is that what you're doing?"
"Yeah. Just a habit. I'm sure all guys do that. I'm sure your husband does that. Have you ever seen your husband do this?"
"oh no. He just pulls it out and just goes. He has foreskin, so sometimes he doesn't pull it back all the way, and piss gets all over the rim and floor. I get so mad at him for that, but you men are all the same."
I smiled at her generalization.
"Nah, not me. I try not to be like that. That's why i stroke it a couple of times, you know, so it won't splash everywhere."
I knew this was the time to bring it up, so i said immediately after that, "You can help me with a couple more strokes, you know."
Silence.
"Just so nothing goes anywhere, and all of it can get into the cup. I mean you need all of it, don't you?"
More silence. She had been looking up at me, and then down at my dick the whole time, but after that offer, she locked eyes with me, and for a long time, analyzing and computing what I had just told her. After the long stare, she smirked.
"oh you're a bad one. You're bad."
I laughed and said, "yeah i am."
I was holding the cup in my right hand, and the nurse took a quick look behind her, and quietly closed the bathroom door, turning the knob, so it wouldn't click when fully shut. She came back to me, and right up against me as if we were trying to share heat at a campfire. She pushed my right arm behind her, and with her own right hand, took my dick in her hand, and started stroking it.
"Like that? Is that how you want me to help you?"
I could not fucking believe that I had actually won this chick over and gotten her to play along. More stuff went on, but in a hurried pace, because of where we were, and there were other nurses wandering around that office, and so her prolonged absence would have drawn suspicion from the other nurses, but believe me, a lot went on in maybe those five minutes. I'll tell more, but in smaller chunks, because when these get long, they get pretty tedious and a chore to read. i was walkin' around afterwards like a motherfuckin' badass. Still can't believe the luck.
