I don't want to go to my brothers wedding since he stole the girl from me, and has tried killing me 4 times and tons of other shit. TONS, like 7 felonies. So if my mom makes me go I am taking a TS :p

I confess....

I wanna know if this was a former member of this site!!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/best-dad-sex-offender-873125

James McGhee landed on the Tennessee sex offender registry following his 2007 conviction for sexual exploitation of a minor.

Considering the nature of his felony conviction, perhaps the 28-year-old McGhee should have avoided wearing that �Best Dad� t-shirt when posing for his most recent photo for the state�s offender registry. According to an arrest warrant, the victims were two children under the age of five.

While McGhee was sentenced to eight years in prison, he only served about six months in the Jefferson County lockup before being released in March 2008 and placed on probationary supervision.

Former 'That ‘70s Show' star Lisa Robin Kelly dead at 43

Former That ‘70s Show star Lisa Robin Kelly has died, according to her agent.

As reported by TMZ, Kelly, 43, passed away in her sleep on Wednesday night at a rehab facility in California.

“Lisa had voluntarily checked herself into a treatment facility early this week where she was battling the addiction problems that have plagued her these past few years,” said her agent Craig Wyckoff.

Born in Southington, Conn., the blonde actress had lead a troubled existence once That ‘70s Show went off the air in 2006.

In August 2010, Kelly was arrested in North Carolina for driving under the influence, for which she plead guilty and was sentenced to 12 months of unsupervised probation.

In March 2012, Kelly was arrested in Los Angeles on a felony charge of corporal injury upon a spouse following claims that she beat up an ex-boyfriend. The L.A. district attorney later declined to prosecute.

In November, 2012, Kelly and her 61-year-old husband Robert Gilliam were both arrested and charged with assault following a disturbance at their home in Mooresville, North Carolina. Both were released on bond.

And two months ago, Kelly was arrested again when California Highway Patrol responded to a call regarding a parked car blocking a freeway lane. Kelly failed the field sobriety test and was charged with DUI.

On That ‘70s Show, Kelly played Laurie, the promiscuous older sister of main character Eric Forman (Topher Grace). She left the show after five seasons with the explanation that her character was attending beauty school. The Laurie character was replaced by actress Christina Moore for the show’s sixth season.

In an interview with ABC News, Kelly said she left the series to deal with her personal issues. “With That ‘70s Show, I was guilty of a drinking problem, and I ran,” she said.

Sources told TMZ that Kelly had been in and out of rehab centers in recent years in an attempt to kick her alcohol problem.

Kelly recently fell off the wagon following a dispute with her estranged husband, Gilliam, who was arrested for assaulting her in May, 2013. Gilliam was convicted of domestic battery last month and sentenced to three years probation.

According to her agent, Kelly was attempting to restart her career when she passed away.

“I spoke to her on Monday and she was hopeful and confident and looking forward to putting this part of her life behind her,” said Wyckoff. “[On Wednesday] night she lost the battle.”

The official cause of Kelly’s death has not been announced.

I was just denied for a job because I was convicted of a felony 6 years and 8 months ago and they checked backgrounds going back 7 years. FML

hello Motherless Community i'm a long time reader first time confessor my confession is tame but has potential for the naughty illegal good stuff.

This 15yr old is all over me, shes fucking adorable/hot, pretty much full grown and just my type light skinned latina with black hair and curvy medium size ass, cutest face ive seen in person in a while, i shit you not she like 9/10

anyways i'm 20yrs 3 weeks from 21, i live in california and getting involved with her sexually is a felony with $25,000 fine, and possible jail time if her parents pressed charges.
I consider myself a level headed, descent person and am in the process of convincing myself to take the high road and not hookup with her....but GOD DAMN ive never been in this position before and shes SO fucking fine and shes into me and i'm not sure if i can resist.
so my friends give me your advice, your thoughts, your opinions.
also sorry but i do not have any pics of her, but she looks a lot like selena gomez

my boss should be arrested for felonious cock sucking with intent to swallow the evidence. lol.

Dear (American) Idiots,

If you're over age 21, it is not legal anywhere in the United States to have sex with someone under 18. If the age of consent is 16, it means a person can render legal consent to have sex with a person around their own age, generally up to five years older. It absolutely does not mean you can be in your 30s or 40s and go bang a 16 year old with legal impunity. I keep hearing dumbass morons on this board saying "My state's AOC is 16, so I'm good to go!" You're not good to go. You're committing a rather serious felony and your life will pretty much be over if you're found out and prosecuted (i.e. a multi-year prison sentence and a lifetime as a registered sex offender). The following resource contains links to every applicable law from every state. I would recommend using it if you're considering sticking your dick in someone who is not yet 18. You can thank me later.

http://www.ageofconsent.us/

Once, I fought Batman.

I am a night walker by day, and a damn good one. I am a hermaphroditic crack whore with a penchant for mugging my johns the minute they pay up and then stuffing their greasy heads between my thighs and telling them to swallow like a good boy. I run a criminal syndicate of psychotic whores and pimps who terrorise the streets of Gotham and and flood the Narrows with a certain opiate found from a flower found only on the slopes of a mountain in Anatolia.

Life was good.... until the Caped Crusader pounced.

I was roaming the streets with my 2-I-C, and she was telling me of the hijinks her crew had junked the night before. Suddenly, she went KAPOW! and SHAZAAM! and flew across the street. I turned around, and there was a man in a cape and mask.

"End of the line, you Hermaphroditic Huckster!" He cried.

"Oh, you wouldn't hit a woman, would you, Batman!" I simpered, whilst fumbling behind my back for the emergency 2x4 I always keep in my brassiere.

"Your Faux-Feminine Felonies will be the death of you, Androgynous Andy (for that was my alias at the time)!"

SPLAATTTT!!!!! OOMPHH!!!!

I staggered back from that two-punch combo before I put up my dukes and engaged in a fierce battle of fisticuffs and wits. I hit him in the groin with my 2x4.

OUCH!!!!!

He hit me in my boobs with his batgloves.

BOINGG!!!!!

I kicked him with a reserve crane with triple backflip.

CLATTER!!!!!

But Batman is a veteran of a thousand street brawls, and ended up besting me. He hauled me into Arkham Asylum where I spent a good ten months in a cell with the Joker and the Penguin. We started a book club and had cups of tea with Tuesday with the warden.