I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.
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Great video! I like this video very much: I would like it even more if the girl was raised up higher so that her feet were COMPLETELY OFF the floor so that her weight was being supported ONLY BY HER WRISTS. Her ankles should be kept stretched wide apart & fastened to the very ends of a long Olympic sized weightlifting bar. What a beautiful sight. A naked girl strung up in midair & splayed wide open with her body stretched nice & taut! The naked girls body would look like a defenseless piece of meat hung up & waiting for her punishment. She would be an alluring & an extremely inviting target for a good hard whipping or some good hard belly punches!!!
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I can do custom video too.
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well i must confess today to that me and my cousin have played before but today was amazing. best Christmas gift ever.. she is 1# (sorry guys cant say a age) but i personally have cam before having sex but within 5 strokes i had to pull out and came. gave it a few seconds and i was hard as a rock again. the second time lasted for about a minute. and when i pulled out and was ready to cum she quickly whipped around there and wanted to suck the cum out so i let her. figured id wait a Minuit but she couldn't so she proceeded to suck on me till i got extremely hard yet again and came in her mouth one more time. so we went to the bathroom washed up and then while in the bathroom we started playing again so i immediately got rock hard so this time i put a condom on and leaned her over the sink and actually was able to fuck her soooooooo tight pussy for about 5 minutes and when i was ready to cum i told her and just as i was about to pull out she slammed into me and held my hips as i came inside of her in a condom. WOW... is all i can still say. she coming back tomorrow to play again. she drained me tonight. never in my life would of thought it would feel so good.. hell my wife cant even make me cum 4 times within a hour.. And believe me.. I have no imagination so this definitely wasn't made up. ( and no.. NO pics is going to be available. Im not that stupid..)