They were playing the Eagles game at the restaurant that I work at. The manager was being very cool about us watching the game with customers. Very cool about us watching the game instead of polishing silverware, folding napkins, etc.

My tables were all taken care of so I started watching the game.

And then I said “Yeah!! Nice! First down!”

Then I looked a bit closer.

“Oh! Wrong team!!”

A waitress rolled her eyes at me. “Yeah… Jimbo… I was kind of wondering there.”

So I’m not quite the american football fan that I pretend to be.

Kind of embarrassing.

Anyways, I didn’t immediately notice that the opposing team had our green colors.

I made this post in response to Viper2121's memo stating that chat needs me to be online saying stupid stuff so that folks have something to laugh at. So when i'm not on chat here is some stupid stuff i say in real life.

i get horny when females are really embarrassed. So i visited this site and saw a video of a model who mistakenly exposed her private to the world in a bikini and i jerked off to it. After that i wanted more.. So i caught my sisters boyfriend.. Tied him up and made him watch me fuck my sister. My sister didnt really mind while we were doing it she stripped him and he was extremely embarrased and hard. I wont go any further.
Btw those wondering what the site is : http://shockness.net/ just for those who are curious as to what video i am referring to.

my sister accidentally sent me this a month ago and was super embarrassed.

thing is, i never thought she was that hot, but now i get rock hard when im in the room with her. 

Hello everyone!

So i've been really really inactive on here, except for watching videos with Daddy.

It has been a very long time since he's taken naughty photos of me, and I'm embarrassed, but i've gained some weight since my old photos. *blush*

i almost look pregnant now, but I'm not...Daddy wants to know if any of you sickos would still be interested in me?

Should He take some new photos?

Do any of you have ideas for what those photos should be?

FOR METH HEADs.....cause I do meth and I like how much it my penis and balls shrinks.....What goes through ur head when you first see that the guys soft and hard penis size and it is kinda short and skinny . My first time using I was 15 and I seen my penis shrink to 1 and a half inches,soft u wouldnt want to know the size hard that was really embarrassing and it was really skinny it blew my mind and embarrassed me at the same time. Now I'm 27 and my penis size soft is 2 inches and hard on dope lil over 41/2 inches a good day right at 5 inches. What's ur opinion do you think my penis is kinda short and skinny 

#sister was embarrassed

I confess I “accidentally” sent my oldest brother a video of one of my girlfriends licking  my pussy.  (we are both adults and married).  I told him I was embarrassed and that he should delete it because it was meant for her husband and he laughed it off and said he deleted it immediately and didn’t even watch it.  The very next day he sent me a follow request from a brand new “fake” IG account pretending to be someone else and sending me pics and vids of his dick and I’ve done nothing but encourage it.  It’s been a few months now and I’ve sent him pictures and videos of all the wildest things I’ve done over the last few years and trust me I’ve done some crazy things and I love it every time he sends a video back of him playing with himself while he’s watching me do things I bet he never imagined and the best part is he can never say anything because he still thinks I’m clueless 😈

How do I get my boyfriend to go down on me..? I've never had anyone eat me out or anything like that, and I'm not sure if I taste or smell good so I'm a little self-conscious about that too. I've had past relationships before, but nothing too sexual. I've never had sex, but have given oral, but never received. I've been with him for about a year and we've done things here and there. He's had sex with his past girlfriends before, and he's ok with the "no sex" thing with me, but I feel comfortable enough to take things there. How do I ASK him? I'm too shy and embarrassed to come out straightforward and tell him to eat me out. Any ways to lead up to it? Beat around the bush ways to ask him? We're in our early 20's.