So, I don't get it. I was out of town, went out for drinks and went to a strip club. This blonde cutie chats me up, she's running around naked. Of course she wants me to buy her drinks, par for the course right? Then she's talking about hooking up (which I thought they couldn't do). So I laughed, and was like "yeah you're not allowed to do that, just like I can't take your picture."
"you can take my picture if I give you permission..."
And I was like, "nah I'm good."
But she insisted, "I'm authentic, take my picture - pick me up when I get off at 12:30am, you got a room?"
So stupid me takes her picture and instantly I have two bouncers on me and I was literally thrown out on my ass. It was 11:20pm so I decided to wait and see if she would still want to hook up.
Sure enough she comes out and I get out of my car and wave to her, she waves back and comes up to me.
"I'm so sorry about that, I told them to let you back in but they said it was company policy to boot you, but hey, about that date - I have to get home but perhaps tomorrow?"
She kisses me on my cheek, and leaves. What the fuck was that even all about?
I have to confess, I'm confused. Was there some kind of scam? What am I missing here. No money was stolen - just about $30 on buying her drinks and another $20 for a lap dance with her (where she put her tits in my face and went upside down and poked my nose with her pussy).

After a bit of a lull in the excitement in our sex lives, my girlfriend and I have decided to spice things up. It was great before, we were fucking 4 times a day, all over the house, nothing too wierd, I licked her ass, pulled her hair, called her a dirty little whore. I'm looking for new fun things to try, any ideas are welcome! I'm going to eat her out at work today, so I think that will be a good start but I definatly want some advice and this is the PERFECT place to ask, thanks motherless. thats her in the pic

Cute Asian Teen Who Works At Subway

I asked out a cute 19-year-old Asian girl from Subway who is out of my league but she surprisingly said yes. We saw a movie then walked around the mall and had some coffee and a pastry. Turns out she only lives about 6 blocks from me so I dropped my car off then I walked her home in the dark as the night was cool but nice.

It was arranged she would come over to my place Wednesday night and after some video games, netflix and some softcore porn she was getting frisky. She said she had only had sex twice before and was interested in messing around but not fucking. I was totally down with that.

She had cute perky B-cup boobs with long, very erect nips which I enjoyed sucking while she rubbed my dick through my jeans. I started moving down her body and she liked when I licked her belly button and kissed her right above her waistline.

I undid the button and zipper on her skinny jeans and pulled them down to reveal super cute blue and pink thong panties with a little white and black checkered bow positioned about at her clit. I could smell her through her panties and it was incredible. I kissed her plump mound for about a minute before she told me to take them off and kiss her.

She had a neatly trimmed triangle of hair above her clit and very thick inner pussy lips. The site and sweet scent of her wet meaty teen pussy had my dick literally throbbing. I pulled her jeans and panties all the way off, admiring her beautiful pedicure and cute little feet.

She asked if I wanted to eat her pussy. I almost laughed out loud at the way she pronounced it: "poo-see"

I kissed and licked up and down her tasty lips and had no trouble finding her very erect clit which was sticking out from under her meaty hood. Her lips were creamy and flavorful. As she adjusted a little, I noticed her anus. It was big and brown and looked very exotic. I told her she has a juicy little ass and that I wanted to taste it.

I'm not sure she knew exactly what I meant because she shivered and moaned when I touched her pucker with my wet tongue and nose. I pulled her closer and really starting lapping her. She tasted so sexy. I licked, kissed, sucked and grinded my nose on her tight beautiful butthole for about five minutes and she was loving it!

"You love it so much there!" she kept saying and moaning.

I returned my attention to her sweet big clit and after only about 30 seconds of flicking it with my tongue she was spasming in my face and her pussy was creaming down all over her butthole. She asked me for a towel to clean up.

After getting my pants and boxers off and laying on my bed, It took her like two minutes to finish me off with a handjob and blowjob. I wanted to cum on her thick little ass but I didn't get the chance. She used the towel to clean up the cum on my shaft and groin. I played with her toes and sucked her tits a bit.

She asked if I wanted to walk her home because she doesn't like walking that far in the dark, but I drove her home instead because it was raining a little.

Her name is Mydee. I will see her again Saturday night when her shift ends.

This isn't really that much of a confession, but unlike a lot of what's posted here, it's 100% true.

Earlier this year, I met this girl and agreed to give her a ride to her friend's house.

The friend wasn't home, we'd been talking in the car and things were clicking with us and so I asked her if she'd like to go have a drink.

We ended up coming back to my house, having some drinks, I cooked us some dinner and she gave me one of the best blowjobs I've ever had.

We hooked up a few times after that but I kind of kept my distance and eventually ended it because she was psycho jealous and just didn't seem all that stable.

You should trust those kind of instincts.

I just found out she's in jail on a charge of aggravated assault.

I don't know exactly what she did, but her bond is $25,000.

Now to start out, I don't expect any miracles here. Just hoping.
The video I am looking for is several years old. If I had to guess I would say maybe 5 years old at this point. It was submitted to an amateur site for a contest they were doing. The content of the video is simple. Woman on all fours on a bed. Ass up in air and thats all you ever see of her. She is masturbating. Like I said, very simple video. The room she is in has wood paneling for the walls.
If anyone can find it, please let me know.

My sister came over to watch the Super Bowl at my place. She said she was going to bring some friends, but ended up coming by herself.

This is her version of half time entertainment!

I fucked her in the pussy, I fucked her in the ass, then I made her clean her shit off my cock with her mouth.

She loved every bit of it! It got me so hard to have her sucking her shit off my cock that we started all over again!

Who won the damn game anyway???

When I was 5 I used to let my older first cousin, a girl of 9, watch me when I peed outside at our farm She liked watching me make marks in the ground as I squirted around. Twenty five years later, when we were both single and at a family reunion I hosted she was the last person to leave. She helped me clean up the dishes. Afterward we sat on the couch, then we kissed, then she asked me if I remembered showing her my penis when I peed. We slipped into the bedroom and fucked all night.

I confess that over the last 2 years I've sucked and been fucked by at least 300 guys that I've found on Craigslist's M/M section. I like to keep the condom wrappers as trophies and I just threw away a whole shopping bag full of them. I'm traveling and my ex is watching my place. I didn't want her to get curious and start looking through my drawers and finding out what a cock whore I am.

When I post on CL I get my "regulars" answering and wanting to fuck me again but I confess that I prefer strangers so I can rack up my count of new cocks. I buy condoms three dozen at a time. I keep regular, Magnum and Magnum XL in my drawer at all times. Only been lucky enough to meet two guys who needed the XLs. I still remember the feeling of their big cocks stretching my hole until if finally feels good. One was a BBC and the other a BWC.