I confess my dick is not the same dick anymore. It does not work like it use to.
I think I was abducted by aliens and they gave me an old persons dick. This shit is not funny. I want my dick back. If any old person has my dick could I have it back please? There is a birth mark half way up the shaft. It looks sorta like a real dick. Oh and circumcised (yes those bastards trimmed my dick when I was not looking at birth).
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A birth is the most disgusting thing on earth. It's just gross when a bloody little piece of meat comes out of a pussy and then starts to scream. I think that babies are like aliens. They need to be killed in the womb already, because they are nothing else than a slimy parasite, like a worm.