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That, and I like trannys.

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Hello all,

Please forgive my poor writing as i have never been good at it.

This happened a few days ago and has sense then peaked my interest in sounding rods as i know know what there called. Please forgive my stating wands as that was not correct.

I had an injury years ago, and it caused a urethral stricture, and it has slowly gotten tighter, and I was having problems urinating. So off to the urologist, after he scoped it and said that it would have to have the scar tissue pulled apart, I set up a date to have it done. So at my appointment, I am lying naked except for a thin sheet waiting on the doctor when the nurse came in, she said she would be doing the procedure and started preparing everything she would need. So here I am staring at these slender wands that slowly get bigger at the base thinking oh shit I want out of here.

She chatted with me as she got everything in order, and I found out she is in her last year at UF and had worked with the doctor for several years. So the first thing she does is insert a syringe with a numbing agent into my penis, and she is looking around for something and says I forgot the clamp to keep the (whatever the name of the stuff was) from being pushed out. She asked me if I want to have her get a clamp and start over or hold it closed. I say I can hold it as I was getting a bit embarrassed about it. She could not allow me because my hands weren't sterile, and she did not mind keeping it closed for the time it took to work.

Now here I am lying on this cold ass table with a slightly chubby but attractive girl holding my penis right under the head, she kept chatting with me like it was nothing unusual. Hence, I felt better and started to relax and daydreamed the typical nurse-patient porn scene, big mistake as I started to get aroused and could not stop getting an erection. She states that it should be numb now and not worry about it. She then slowly released the grip she had right under the head of my penis, The numbing agent she put in me came out, it looked like I was cumming I was so embarrassed I could not even look at her. She said, don't be ashamed about having an erection as it happens and not anything she has not seen before. She lubed the first wand up was explaining what she was doing as it was slowly sliding it down inside me.

I did not feel much of anything at first as my penis felt numbed pretty well. Watching disbelievingly as the nurse insert the wand into my penis much deeper than I could have believed it would go. I could felt it deep inside me, and It was a strange feeling that is hard to describe.

As she slowly backed the wand out and then slid it six times before pulling it out and reaching for the next size wand. She then repeated what she had done. She reached for the last one in the line, saying she believed that the others would not be needed.

She carefully lubed it up, inserted some lube in the tip of my penis, and started to slide it down slowly. She said if I felt any pain tell her, and she would move down to the smaller wand. I felt it going down inside me, and there was no pain but a strange sensation of having a full bladder and needing to pee. Her hand is wrapped around my shaft holding me tight as she guides it down inside me, she asked if I was ok as I was wiggling a little and I told her it was ok it just felt strange, she asked if I was in pain and I said I am not sure how to reply, but it was not hurting.

As it got deeper, it felt good. But when the nurse started to withdraw the wand out, it was terrific. She started slowly sliding it in and out of me, saying the scar tissue should have separated by now, I felt like I was getting close to cumming and tried to bear down hard on myself so it would not happen. That caused her to pull the wand out quickly, guessing she had hurt me. That did it when it came out of my penis. I came so hard I thought I would not stop.
Mortified, I did not know what to do as here she is holding my pulsing shaft while cum is blasted all over and slid down my shaft onto her glove. And I can not be sure, but I swear she squeezed my shaft and pumped me a couple of times to get the cum out before starting to clean me up. We both acted like it never happened, She left, and I got dressed then the doctor came in, wrote me a script and told me how to care for myself for a couple of days until it had time to heal.

I have to have this done several times and wear a catheter after a few weeks to keep it open until it heals open larger than before. As I left, the nurse walked by and said she would see me at my next appointment and gave me a big smile and a wink.

ea gata como que faz pra te conhecer e depois agente fazer um sexo bem gostoso

If I'm jerking off when my phone rings I answer it, but I don't stop jerking. I've jerked while talking to a real-estate agent, both of my parents, my sister-in-law and my doctor. I love to cum while they're still on the line.

My insurance agent needs to be tied up and fucked

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For a website that is all for stopping censorship and demanding progress, quite ironic, you sure do a lot of yanking of posts which violate either your loose Terms of Service or even a Mod's "political/personal beliefs or agenda."

My wife is a high end real estate agent. Sometimes she shows clients more than just the house.

An elderly man approached me at work.

“Are you working this event out here?,” he asked while pointing to our banquet hall and terrace.

I said yes.

He gave me 30 dollars.

“Thank you, Sir!,” I said. “That is very generous of you!”

The man then tipped the cook also. [Cooks don’t often get tipped.]

I said to the elderly man, “You had me scared there for a bit. Cause we don’t have everything perfectly set up yet.”

He laughed. “They’re still people on the 10th hole. They’re not going to be here for a while.”

By this time I had fully recognized the wonderful old man. He has a pattern.

Four years ago he did the same thing. And I’m like “Who tips a server 30 dollars BEFORE they start working?”

He does this every year.

He then began running the event giving out loads of prizes for good golf games, raffle tickets etc. It went well. Lots of laughs and cheering and drinking.

Several club members whom I knew thanked me. Good guys. I felt good. Felt very nice. But it didn’t really feel like work. I enjoyed being part of it.

I made much more money as a CPA battling IRS agents. But I wasn’t happy. Too stressful.

I asked a co worker if the older man tipped her.

"No," she said.

I took out my wallet so that i could split with her.

She said "It's not a big deal."

I said "It is a big deal. I like working with you. We share." She's a wonderful young adult. I'm grateful to work with good people like her.

there was this milf,agent 69 i guess,who flashes in public restaurants,hotels etc i was used to see a lot of her vids,anyone have something of her?