Mellowsounds
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I only upload funny stuff :)
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well I have officially been scanned and I'm definitely over 21
It's it's been a very long time since I've been on here and it was good talking to you today @Randomonium
look at you lead admin You've done very well really proud of you mate
I know it sounds cheesy folks but he's my best mate and I don't see him much these days 'cause he's working on here
Well done buddy
I think I need to start uploading
And hello to all the other people that I know on here Thank you for keeping me on your list
Hope you all had a fucking good Christmas And I wish you the best for 2026. -
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Hey its good to be back on Motherless
I am starting a fresh so all of my funnies have been deleted
Now i don't know where to fucking start lol 😂
Hello Randie lol -
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Hi Motherless
just to say i am still here and its time that i should find you more funny uploads soon
Checkout my profile theres some great stuff ive uploaded lol
Hi @Randomonium have you missed me lol
Good day @Laterthanthat hope all is gooood mate :) -
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@TheRubenP88 would luv too but its a long way from the UK our government have no intentions in legalising this in the uk . :( yet i have arthritis and it help. a cop knocked my door and he said it smells very fruity in here he said just remember its against the law and he turned a blind eye. its getting better here for smoking weed as the cops have to save money as the government is now under funding them due to cuts
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Carpenter as well as plumber.
ALL OF THESE PLUMBERS ARE THANKFULLY NO LONGER IN THE BUSINESS.
THEY HAVE BEEN ELECTED TO PUBLIC OFFICE AND NOW SERVE IN VARIOUS POSITIONS IN OUR GOVERNMENT.👿upload deleted -
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Lovemaking Tips for Seniors
1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.
5a. Put extra tape on your toupee, so it
doesn’t fall off and scare the hell outta your partner.
6. Use extra Polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.
8. Make all the noise you want....the neighbors are deaf, too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!
10. Don't even think about trying it twice. -
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My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof.
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Sorry about the early xmas thingy lolupload deleted
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