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Friday Night….

On a warm Friday evening back in 2019, around 6p, I get a desperate call from my best friend… “Can you stay at the house this weekend, entertain her, please” he desperately begins the call with? “Her” is his wife… I chime in “yeah man, she’s definitely feeling lonely lately” I say as I push for specifics…

(her and I chat, he and I chat, offering my opinion is very common as this has been the topic of conversation for quite some time)

Ignoring me completely, he continues,

“She keeps busting my balls, calling every 10 mins. She feels isolated, alone, you know how she is!” Again, I chime in, “brother she’s 40, the kids are almost out of the house, she wants you to spend time with her, take her to dinner, do shit”. He wants to respond but has nothing, he knows I’m right. “Brother, you both can afford to go do things, she wants to go places, experience life”.

For the record, and totally off topic. this man’s wife has the greatest pair of big fat tits. For those who think “bigger is better”, this is the one! Furthermore,
she’s thick but tone with dirty blonde hair, about 5’7”. Thinking about it, she has Kitty Lee’s body with a much prettier face.. A very attractive woman with a body built for fucking.

(according to hubby, she has a high sex drive and is very open minded… Cocksucker hit the lotto for sure)

With a long sigh he annoyingly utters what I could see coming from a mile away, “I don’t have time for this, Bobby is about to go on, can you stay at my place and keep her off my back so I can enjoy myself?”

And there it is…..

Honestly, he’s frustrated, I get it. He plans ahead for this weekend long festival well in advance, keeps her in the loop through the entire process, it’s kind of fucked thats she’s laying this guilt trip on him while he’s hours away. I’m torn, he’s been dropping the ball with regard to their marriage for a while now.. Then again, this is his once a year “get fucked up and jam out with thousands of dirty hippies weekend, “I suppose she should honor that.

Regardless…

Reluctantly, I respond with Sure man, I’ll head up there now and hang with her….” (honestly, I just want to hang at home, rub one out and crash, it’s been a long week but fuck it, she’s good people and fun to drink with)

Relieved, he replies “text me when you get up there, I’ll call and let her know, thanks brother” and quickly hangs up.. I set the phone down, take a deep breath, collect my shit and prepare for my hour long trip….

A bit of background on the friendship. Buddy and his wife married young, 18-19, had kids, they’re in their teens. We’ve known each other for about 20 years and they are 4-5 years my senior.

For the last few years we do dinner on Friday evenings at their place, a modest spot in the middle of cow country. We smoke, drink and eat well. I normally stay the night, sometimes sticking around on Saturdays to help with ongoing renovation projects.

We’re all an open book by the way, we know everything about each other. It’s actually very nice, I enjoy their company, as they definitely enjoy mine..

I’m divorced, have a great job and a high school age kid. I also have a very comfortable couch and plenty of food in a decent suburban apartment.
An apartment I will enjoy some other time, my drive is complete..

Teresa (wife) is on the porch, shorts, tank top, drinking a rum and coke. She has her hair in a ponytail, which is new for her. She normally dresses like a Sunday school teacher. Her hair always down, outfits very conservative, “boring” is the best way to put it. She certainly doesn’t show off her figure, her gigantic tits always put away, which is a shame quite frankly..

With a hug and peck on the cheek, I make a sarcastic comment, as I normally do, “sweet handle bar, you’re missing one side”. Teresa gives me a “you’re not funny” smirk” and proceeds to tell me that she’s been “experimenting with new styles”.

I waste no time, “you got it, flaunt it, I know Sam (hubby) would like to see more of you experimenting”. She immediately lets out a laugh, like, a quick chuckle filled with doubt, if that makes sense?

Again, in a serious tone I proclaim, “seriously, switch it up, show him you still got it, let him see other men gawk at you, get that little head going…..” She looks at me defeated and says “he knows what I have, what he has access to. He chooses to ignore me” using her hands to outline her breasts and body, exactly how the Price is Right women would display a new prize.. “I’m lonely, tired of being treated like I don’t exist. Months ago I asked him to sit the festival out” she exclaimed. “I asked if we could go away, focus on us for a minute, that I needed him…” Starting to well up, she rhetorically asks “Where is he” as she walks into the house….

So here I am, barely been there 10 minutes, she’s already crying and I’m on the porch by myself thinking “you couldn’t of talked about something else, you had to immediately bring up her failing marriage, good job jackass”….

She’s a strong woman, emotional and poetic, but tough. It wasn’t long before I hear her calling my name from inside the house. I take a deep breath and head inside. Teresa is in the kitchen, she cleaned herself up and is mixing both of a strong cocktail. Without missing a beat, she hands me my drink, we cheers and take a sip as she immediately picks up from where we left off.

As she starts to speak I take a step forward and gently lean in to give her a warm, comforting hug. I definitely surprised the shit out of her. At first she was stiff as board, cold, surprised at my very forward act. It took a minute before you could feel her body relax…. Not saying a word, we stood there hugging, my arms around her upper shoulders, hers around d my waste. Both of us, a firm yet gentle embrace, you could tell it meant something. It was quite nice if I’m being honest.

(being a dude, I have to point out how great her tits felt pressed against my chest, I finally have visual confirmation, as well as touch, of just how fucking big they are. Her puffy hard nipples, pressed against my chest, perfecto!)

After what felt like 20 minutes, I now have a rock hard dick so I pull away. “You’re a smart, beautiful, sexy woman who deserves happiness” I say, as I try to conceal my very obvious excitement. She looks at me and smiles as I conclude my thought “ponytail and tank top, my new favorite look” as I look down, laser focused on her giant titties that were currently on display, hours and hours of fun, beautiful cleavage, no bra)

Remember when I said “we know everything about each other?” It’s no secret hubby and I both have a thing for huge giant titties, conversations she’s been privy too, normally just giggling and walking away.. Staring down at them was certainly knew, however, she was well aware of my infatuation, in general, for big natural breasts. Yeah, I’ve looked at her, but nothing more than looking, in my head she’s a no-go, off limits..

It’s at that moment, still in our embrace, she says “I have to come clean”. Oh boy” spews out of my mouth as I question her, not with words, but wi5 the look in my eyes….

“I’ve had a crush on you for the last 20 years.” And don’t worry, Sam knows, he thinks it’s funny. “But, I want you to know, I’ve always had a thing for you.” Shocked, I ask “When me and the ex visited you, is this why you treated her poorly? Shaking her head in agreement, Teresa responds “that bitch took you for granted, treated you like shit for years”, you deserved better, fuck her”.

I laugh out loud as I share “she’s my one and only bad lay, dead inside and in the sack, terribly boring with no enthusiasm, a waste……” Teresa chuckles and shares “well, at least Sam has a big dick but I fantasize about other people when he fucks me. The one or two times a month he does fuck me, I keep my eyes closed, I go through the motions to keep my life semi-normal, but I’m not in love with him anymore, too many years have gone by, I’m over it”.

“Teresa, I had no idea it was this bad, I know he can be a dick, but never thought it was on this level, what are you going to do?” Teresa takes a step back, grabs our drinks and confidently shares “Hanna has three years of school left” as she hands me my drink, “once she graduates and goes to college, I’m leaving”. Her eyes start to fill with tears as we both take a big gulp of intoxicatingly strong rum and cokes… She leans over, grabs a tissue and wipes her eyes as we both take a well deserved gulp of mind numbing spirits…

Our drinks polished off, Teresa quickly time for another” as she grabs my glass and heads for the counter…… Unsure of what to say, completely blown away with the last hour of my life, Teresa swings her head around, ponytail in the air, and says “I’m sorry if my confession has made you uncomfortable, that was not my intention, I just needed you to know” as she turned her head forward to focus on drinks.

I don’t know what came over me, but I felt this urge to hold her.. The last hour had quickly turned in an emotional adventure for the two of us. However, she had a minimum of three years of hell to go through, which saddened me. I had lived that life and it miserable, my heart ached for her.

Throwing caution to the wind, I walked over and wrapped my arms around her stomach, careful to stay below her breasts, resting my head on her shoulder. She took a deep breath and reached for my arms. I whispered in her ear, “I’m here for you” as she let out a whimper and sigh of relief.

It wasn’t long before my dick was coming to life.. She was absolutely pressing her ass just enough for my guy to feel it. Moving from side to side, T was knowingly trying to get me hard and I could care less. I whisper in her ear “I know what you’re doing”, as I begin to mirror her movements, moving my dick from side to side, pushing in….

With both a whimper and deep breath Teresa takes her hand and begins to run it along my covered dick.. “Oh yeah” she says as I let out a gentle moan, immediately, and slowly, moving my fingers to the base of her giant breasts. I think to myself, “Finally” as I open my hands and grab the biggest pair of tits I’ve ever felt. Teresa let’s out a soft moan, catching her breath enough to say “please fuck me!”

Im so fucking hard I can’t stand it, as I respond “soon baby, soon” as I move my right hand inside her waistband, her pussy and clit my targets. She moans out again as I take my left hand, already squeezing and pinching her left nipple, I quickly grab her throat, pulling her head to my my face, forcefully, T whimpering away “How bad do do you want my dick in you” I whisper as she runs her tongue along her upper lip..

3 seconds later, and not missing a beat, Teresa, her hand in my pants now, my dick in hand……. Actually, it’s more like, “Teresa the magician, her hands suddenly down my pants, with a king fu grip on my dick, a grip so tight she could tell you how many beats per minute my heart was pumping” she’s rapid fire jerking me, it’s to tip, long strong stokes……

In return, my left hand still gripping her neck and my right hand buried in her pussy, I have two fingers fucking her pussy while rubbing and pressing her clit with her thumb.. T, well, she starts to moan and loudly and shake as she nutted all all over my fingers….

Teresa hadn’t been touched like this for some time, that was evident!

I nibble on her ear lobe, as she catches her breath, still feeling the effects of my fingers…. I whisper, “now you can have my dick”, slide me into your pussy” as I turn her to the right, and bend her over her kitchen table.. With my dick rock hard and still in her hand, I grab her ponytail and make my way for her opening.. With my left hand, now gripping the sexiest tits I’ve ever played with, I turn her head toward mine and say “that’s my pussy” as she loudly grunts out “take your pussy” as she rests my dickhead at the opening of her love canal..

Deep breath, deep breath as I tease Teresa with my dick, ready to push in fully, sliding in, the phone rang.. I pause, caught of guard by the phone, I say “fucking figures” as T slams her ass backwards and takes my dick…. “Yeah it does” she says as I quickly remember what my objective is….Pony-tail pulled back, left hand firmly holding a giant tit, sexy mom/wife panting as her wet pussy is ready to make a mess, I lay into to her, hard, deep, and aggressive, phone ringing off the hook…..

Let’s be honest… This didn’t last long… 5-6 minutes later, as our hearts race, Teresa screams out “you’re going to make me cum” in what I can only describe as a surprised tone.. “You’re pussy s soaked i murmur, ponytail still in hand, her back still arched, her moans and pants, now similar to a countdown. She’s ready to blow boys!! I give her everything I have, table creaking, both of us moaning loudly, Teresa’s pussy tightens…..

That’s all it took! In unison, I thrusted as deep as I could into her tightened pussy, and fucking unloaded as T let me know just how appreciative she was, nearly falling over as she came all over my dick. With her ponytail still in hand, left titty still firmly in my clutch, I bit on her ear and neck as we both appreciated just felt the effects of a fantastic nut……

A few minutes later, both of us, chuckling and giddy, completely spun from what just happened, get a drink of water. As I’m guzzling like a thirsty African baby, T pipes up and says “I haven’t came like that in years” as she stood back and took a sip of water, almost shocked at what happened. I ask if everything is ok and she quickly says “oh yes” as she intentionally spills water out of her mouth and down her huge jugs. “Thirsty” she asks as I quickly do what a man with a huge natural tit fetish does, as I grab both tits, in a loving embrace, pull them to my face, kiss her deeply and begin sucking her nipples………

Oh yeah, the ringing phone? That was Sam, I forgot to let him know I had arrived… No worries, 60 seconds after pumping his wife full of my nut, as I’m sucking her tits, Sam called back.. T answered, out of breath, Sam completely unfazed, he babbled away, praising me up and down to T, as she stroked my dick.

Sam, “so happy” that I “gave up my weekend to help him out”, requested me on the phone.. “Yo brother” I shout as he immediately thanks me then starts a long winded diatribe, excited to share the highlights of the bands, the setting and the great food. T, left to her own devices, grabs my dick, fat tits swinging, full naked body, she leads me by my dick to the couch as she holds up two fingers…. Sam, he’s still raving about his stress free hippy induced weekend, clueless to the fact that as I say ”sounds like so much fun brother” his wife is on her back, legs spread, pussy soaked, guiding my dick back in the very same spot Sam used to call home.. Round 2 has indeed started,,

Sam called back the next day, he and I on the phone for quite awhile. I remember him saying “its much more relaxed now” as he immediately started the process of repeating the same shit he said the night before, which led to him thanking me again for getting his wife off his back… “Yeah man, she seems happy to have company” I blurt out as he asks for me to put her on the phone…

“Oh man, she’s at the market” I say, as Sam chuckles quite loudly, blurting out “yeah she loves spending my money,” as he chuckled on, eventually saying “I’ll call later” as he hung up…. I’d imagine he saw a half naked dirty chick, or dudes eating shrooms, which is why he just hung up.. He was “on to the next one” ass they say…

Speaking of which…

I’m triple checking to make sure the phone is off screaming out “I can’t hold it anymore!” T, mouth soaked with saliva and spit, and clearly not at the market, grabs my nuts and slams her face to the base of my dick, not missing a beat, or drop, as she emptied my sack deep in her throat… Like a bitch, I screamed out as I felt every last drop empty my nuts. By the way, a second orgasm not long after a man’s first orgasm is quite intense, it’s quite nice!

Teresa enjoyed sucking my dick with her husband on the phone. Admittedly, I enjoyed it as well. The threat of getting caught is quite addictive. So much so, we test the limits of our sexual prowess weekly. I fuck my friends wife regularly, right under his nose..

Case in point-

Friday before Christmas, while Sam sits in his recliner, stoned out of his mind, eating cookies zoned out, Teresa and I will go for a night walk. Sam completely unfazed and happy to have the tv to himself, clueless that his wife and over night guest are 20 ft away, watching him watch tv, fucking like school kids. Me squeezing her nipples, smacking that ass, pulling her hair, drilling her pussy! Teresa, holding onto a tree, taking my dick from behind like the good girl she is, her fat little pussy tightening as she cums, while empty my seed deep into her, fully embraced, while hubby watches cartoons or some shit…

Or right now.. He just got in the shower. T, in a flannel, no bra, immediately goes in and grabs a tissue, making sure the coast is clear. Sam, fully engulfed in washing his ass has no idea his wife literally walked out of the bathroom, about 10ft, slide her pants down and sat on his buddies dick. Of course, I’m unbuttoning and pulling the monsters out, as the smell of Irish Spring permeates the air..


Till next time..

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I have a hot mother in-law (that looks a bit like the lady in the photo) that I would seriously love to bone. She is really quiet and sweet. There have been several times we have been left alone watching a movie on the couch in the living room and a really hot sex scene will come on and she will look at me and laugh and act all shy. I don't think she knows that I would like to slide over to her side of the couch, lift her nightgown up, put her legs over my shoulders and bury my face between her legs. She makes me so horny sometimes I have to go to the bathroom and relieve myself while thinking about her just to get my boner to go away.

Last time my wife and I went to visit I got left at her mom's house while they all went shopping and out of boredom I decided to snoop. I went through her drawers but didn't really find much lingerie, she had a lot of cotton and silk white full coverage panties that were kinda sexy. I ended up rubbing my dick in some of the white silk ones for a few minutes to see what it would feel like. I put them back in the top of the drawer like she had them and dug around a little more. I also found a hard plastic phallic shaped object wrapped in fabric, I have no idea what it was but I assume she may use it to masturbate. I think she maybe puts it on a pillow and rubs against it? I found two dirty magazines with stories in them in her closet under a pillowcase and a couple of penthouse letters books in the bottom of her nightstand. I looked under her bed and jackpot! I found a pair of pink silk undies that she had been having some fun in!

Those pink silk panties were amazing! The scent of her pussy in them was incredible, it was an intoxicating feminine scent that I can't even describe. The moment I put them up to my nose I had an instant boner, I ended up sniffing them and beating off about 3 times before she came back from the store. If her pussy tastes anywhere as good as it smells I think I may just have to risk it and at least see if she would let me pleasure her. I seduced an older lady once when I was a teen in a similar situation and it worked out ok, I ate a lot of pussy in exchange for a few blow jobs. She lived next door and while she was out of town I would feed the dogs, water plants and do laundry that she would leave. One day she caught on the the fact that I was snooping around in her lingerie and underwear and confronted me about my habit of adding a little extra starch to her dirty panties before I washed them. Long story short, I admitted to everything and ended up on her bed with my arms pinned down by her thighs and her pussy on top of my face.

The best part about my mother-in-law is the next day when she went to work I looked in her drawer and saw that the white silk panties I rubbed my dick in were missing! So all day at work she was wearing the panties I rubbed my dick in and leaked old-cum in the crotch of!

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I've always eaten my own snot, I love it, runny or hard ones. Lately my wife has started feeding me hers, it is fantastic. To start she would pick her nose and offer it to me on her finger but now she makes me stick my tongue out and blows them straight out of her nose and onto my tongue. The first time she did it I couldn't control myself and I came in my pants. She made me take them off and suck them clean.

Am I weird?

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Confession time? Ok.
I am addicted to anonymous gloryhole sex.
After years of going without, I started going to an adult bookstore that is 'close' to my town. All of the booths have gloryholes - really they're bigger than a little cock hole, about the size of a small soccer ball.
Anyway my first time I went I was nervous as hell. I went in the booth and put in my money and found something I liked on the screen. I didn't pull it out and start wanking.
A couple of men came and went in the next booth, one having a look and left and the other stayed for a couple of minutes, dropped pants and wanked. His dick was average.
Watching other men and the thought of being watched was slowly turning me on, so I dropped my shorts and started wanking, slowly. I told myself I was doing it so my shorts wouldn't get all precum stained.
The door in the next booth opened again. I could see someone standing there, bent over to see my cock. After a couple of minutes of watching me wank, he stuck two fingers through the hole. I've since learned that this is the universal signal for "hey slide your dick over here". By this time my dick is leaking so much old-cum it looks like I'm cumming.
I didn't move though, and he put two fingers through again. While I was trying to decide what I was going to do, a hand reached through and grabbed my cock and started stroking it. I let that happen for a bit and he stroked with a light touch, rubbing my juice all over my dick.
I felt his grip tighten and he literally pulled me over to the hole by my cock. Not letting go, he started to lick and suck the tip of my rod, cleaning up the juice there. With his other hand he grabbed my balls and pulled my cock all the way into his mouth until his chin and nose were against my groin. I let go and concentrated on the blow job and NOT on who was delivering it. He continued to use my balls, pulling my cock in and out slowly.
It wasn't long before I couldn't hold back. I decided to at least be polite and ask "Do you want my cum" and got a "MMM HMMM" and reply around my dick. My entire body spasmed as he yanked my balls hard, pulled my cock deep into his mouth and I came, again and again, feeling like it would never end. The entire time I was squirting I could hear and feel him moaning around my cock.
Finally he relented and let my balls go, grabbed my cock and cleaned the last of my cum with his tongue.
"That", I said, "Was fucking incredible". I pulled my shorts up and left quickly, embarrassed but still excited by what had occurred.

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A list of unique sex terms. If you know of any more, please post with description.

Angry Dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

The Bronco
You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.

The Carpet Cleaner
While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.

Duct Tape Trick
Wrapping a hamster in duct tape so you can safely fuck it without the danger of a messy split.

Flaming Amazon
This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When your screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your jizz!

The Jelly Donut
Give some skank a facial and follow it up with a swift pimp crack in the nose. The resulting blood and jizz that covers her face bears a resemblance to a jelly donut.

The Mung
Obtain a female that has been dead for 2-3 days (the time period since death is important). Then place your mouth just outside her vaginal opening. Have a friend jump on her stomach, and try to catch as much stuff that comes out as you can in your mouth.

Puerto Rican Fog Bank
While 69ing with your partner, release a cloud of sphincter fog directly into her nostrils.

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My Job is as a HGV/LGV Driver and from monday morning till friday night ( got myself 2 weeks Hoildays at the moment Happy Days)stay in the cab in the Business we are known as Trampers.
So why is this relevant? well not knowing what town/city you might be in each night throws up a few surprises and yes I may be happily married but if I can pick up a wee Skank for the night or the odd Hooker so be it Wife knows and has a policy don't ask won't get hurt.
So a couple of Weeks ago found myself staying near Newcastle (England)and I have 1 of my Sister in laws lives there Ok bit of background I did manage to shag her before twice but that was before I married her Sister from then nada anyway if I am passing though etc she lets me stop for something to eat /shower etc good for her as her B/F lives back in Belfast (N I) so she gets lonely at times and if she not there I have key to get in just leave a note to say it was Me there.
So i made my way to her apartment and it looked like she was'nt in so I let myself in and after sticking on the Kettle went to the Bathroom to use the toilet but as I was in there i could hear these noises coming from Her Bedroom and figured either her fela was over for few days or she never got her so called Powersex days out of her system and had another fella in with her.
Being extremely quiet I started to listen and could'nt hear anything bar moans from her so crept to her door and there she was wanking away by herself on the bed using a vibrator on herself and needless to say Jr was hard as a rock before you could say Naked horny sister in law and when the smell of her solo sex finally reached my Nose well I was ready to punch a hole in a brick wall with him.
I watched for another minute or 2 after getting Jr out and having a wank myself when I wised up and realised this was too good to waste the chance so put him back and went back flushed the toilet and let out a big Hello anyone Home and before she could react went to her open bedroom door and pretended to be surprised at what I was seeing needless to say she got in bit of a state but I laughed and told her to relax not going to tell anyone and walked in and sat on her bed.
At first she started to go on about being on her own gettin ghorny with nooe to sort her out but told her not to worry she can be what she has to my fault bargeing in etc when she finally noticed the Bulge n my Trousers and before I knew it she had reached for my zip and extractd him and started to give me a handjob/blowjob so I leaned in and started to give her cunt a bit of attention in form of few fingers and bit of licking and before long had my cock firmly embedded in her cunt and fucked till ready to blow my load which due to no condom had to go ovr the bedsheets haha.
later we had a chat and after fucking her once more had to leave but now if i am back that way if just me and her am going to be fucked mutually benifits us both so must see my bosses about few more drops in that area

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I'm looking for a video I saw a while back, hopefully someone can help me out. It's a homemade video, it starts with a guy filming two girls getting ready to go to a club or something, the one girl is blow drying her hair, and tells the other that her tag is hanging out. The video then cuts to one of the girls giving the cameraman a blowjob, talking about how if her husband knew she was doing this, he would "probably try to kick some ass". Other notable lines: "see the peeling on my nose, that's called too much fun in fucking Padre". Also while examining his dick, she thinks she sees bite marks.

Oh, and the Owen Wilson/Eddie Murphy movie "I Spy" is on in the background.

Any help would be fantastic!

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I love watching my wife sleep. I love the way she places her head under my arm and digs her forehead in my chest when she faces and cuddles with me. I love how she places my leg in between hers and lands her butt to just touch my groin when we spoon. I love seeing the back of her ears and how close it is to be when we sleep. I love seeing her in her towel after she has taken a bath. I love kissing and smelling her while her body is still warm and steaming. I love how she giggles and pretend to not like it when I drop her towel and touch her boobs. I love how she crinkles her nose when she's mad, I love the cute faces she makes when she's talking to the dog. I love how she smiles and laughs when we talk. I love how her face looks, her a little uneven eyelids, her "just right" lips and her baby cheeks. I love watching her figure when she's in her underwear trying to pick something to wear. I love how she leans over the counter when she prepares food. I love it when she tells me she loves me out of the blue and hold and squeeze my hand. I love her cougar mom body. I love the way she makes "the look" when she wants to have sex later. I love how embarrassed and red she gets when she snorts. I love the way she plays with the pen when she's thinking. I love the way she gets close to me when we're out. I love the way she penguin walks out of the room to fart. I love the way she drifts into space when reading. I love how she open her mouth when she sleeps at the car when we're I'm driving.


Of course I love having sex with my wife too. I love to position ourselves in front of the mirror and watch her cum while I finger her from behind. I love how her tummy spasms hard when she cums. I love how her pussy grips my penis when she says "harder". I love it when she sits reverse cowgirl style and bends over to show me her pussy and asshole after getting a wax. I love when she goes down on me and starts moaning while she blows. I love how she gets off bed, gets a towel, places it at the edge of bed before lying back down with her legs spread out. I love how she says "chow time, enjoy" when I'm about to get down her. I love it when she tries to walk with her legs closed to the bathroom to pee after cumming.

Will add more when I remember more.

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LOLOL this guy doesn't know a trol when he sees one.

You: hey asl
Stranger: m
You: how old
Stranger: 23
You: oh.. wanna be my daddy-bear?
Stranger: u like role play
You: daddy whats role playing?
You: i just wanna play wit my little alligator trapping device
Stranger: u play sex roles like school girl and cheerleader
Stranger: stuff like that
You: daddy just tickle me and quit asking me so many questions
Stranger: i walk towards u say sorry daddy dont punish me
You: its gonna be time for my nape in my carmal candy box daddy
Stranger: i say sit on my lap
You: daddy whats this?
Stranger: i kiss u and grab your ass
You: daddy! no!
You: I grab a frying pan and start cooking some eggs
Stranger: i go behind u I kiss your neck and start to play wit your tits I say u want me to stop
You: daddy what are you doing touching my itty bitty boobies?! youll feel the kleenex's i blow my nose with!
You: I turn around and face you
You: daddy, someday, I wanna be an astronaut and fight Zorg on the moon daddy!
Stranger: Shure but today u go to the room put on a tight sexy outfit on
You: like which one daddy? my sexy little buzz lightyear one grandma bought me?
Stranger: your tightest pear of pants and smallest shirt u have
Stranger: how old are u
You: daddy you dont know how old I am?!?!?! Im ashamed of you being my father!
You: i sit on the floor and begin to pout and start singing phil collins
Stranger: I say come here
You: Fine daddy! I get up and walk like the hunchback of notre dame over to you
You: this turn you on daddy
You: oooohhhh yeaaaah my big hunchback
Stranger: i say I forgot I'm sory now how old
You: im 12 daddy
You: and now youve made me burn my eggs!
You: i go to the stove.. yup! ruined! now i gotta put em on my butt daddy!
You: you wanna eat the burnt eggs of my wittle cute butt daddy
Stranger: I say come over here I got a better idea lets go to the bedroom
You: fine! im bringing my eggs tho
Stranger: u bend over to pick something up I slap your ass
You: daddy! that hurt! next time this happens I'm calling John Cena!
Stranger: i grab u I have something for u to do
You: is it clipping grandpas toenails again? let me get the chainsaw... I skip outside to the shed and start to look for the chainsaw
You: oh no!
You: a pterodactyl swoops down and snatches me up!
Stranger: i say to make u mad u really 12
You: I have crazy sex with it instead of you
You: Fin.

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:O Who knew klenex can be used to blow your nose?!!?

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