I cant stop wanking to napoleon dynamite. especially the milk testing taste scene it just pushes me onto the next level
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I confess that I'm actually gay. But at a gay club with two of my lady friends. Sparks kinda got out of hand with one of them. Next thing I know things are getting hot and sensual on the dancefloor. She's a fucking fox like total dynamite. After hours of drinking and explicit dancing. We go back to her place and engage in hours of rough but passionate sensual sex. I have not fucked anyone that well in my life.. Tightest wettest pussy ever. I could fuck her for hours and I definitely lost my fear of death. But now I'm worried that I may have gotten her pregnant. I didn't cum in her but I leaked a lot. Blew huge load all over her stomach and tits. Even hit her face from far back. Is it actually possible that this minx has turned me straight for her because I swear I feel no homosexuality while I'm around her
I work for a cooperation that owns 2 fast food franchises with 14 locations, 3 department stores, and a handful of other businesses. I work for the HR department, my job is to conduct interviews and reviews. I hire, fire, and promote. I'm not the only one, but the others hate doing it and I don't.
I currently have a have 6 girls that sleep with me on a regular basis. The one is just horrible at her job, the only reason she still has one is because she is dynamite in the sack. Another is the manager of one of the smaller stores and she's robbing it blind. I'm the only one who's ever noticed.
Pretty much every day after work I go to this one place that is a coffeeshop / bookstore and I scout out really hot girls that are sitting alone. Usually they are studying and you can tell they have been there for about five hours already. Whenever they leave to either go the washroom or browse around for books and they leave their drink unattended, I find ways to put my old-cummed cum in their drinks. It's so crazy, I know. But then they come back and I sit at my own table and watch them drink their tea or coffee or latte, and know that my own jizz is in there. Seriously, to watch them drink it and not have a clue totally turns me on like nothing else in the world. One time I had no jizz at all, and this dynamite girl got up to walk away, I went to the washroom, shoved a wooden stir stick thing right up my ass and twirled it around, came out and she was still gone, so I exchanged it with hers and when she came back, she kept drinking her tea or whatever it was with my actual shit molecules in there. For some reason this turns me on to no end. Does anyone out there do anything similar?