What would you do to that tight ass?
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So, I don't get it. I was out of town, went out for drinks and went to a strip club. This blonde cutie chats me up, she's running around naked. Of course she wants me to buy her drinks, par for the course right? Then she's talking about hooking up (which I thought they couldn't do). So I laughed, and was like "yeah you're not allowed to do that, just like I can't take your picture."
"you can take my picture if I give you permission..."
And I was like, "nah I'm good."
But she insisted, "I'm authentic, take my picture - pick me up when I get off at 12:30am, you got a room?"
So stupid me takes her picture and instantly I have two bouncers on me and I was literally thrown out on my ass. It was 11:20pm so I decided to wait and see if she would still want to hook up.
Sure enough she comes out and I get out of my car and wave to her, she waves back and comes up to me.
"I'm so sorry about that, I told them to let you back in but they said it was company policy to boot you, but hey, about that date - I have to get home but perhaps tomorrow?"
She kisses me on my cheek, and leaves. What the fuck was that even all about?
I have to confess, I'm confused. Was there some kind of scam? What am I missing here. No money was stolen - just about $30 on buying her drinks and another $20 for a lap dance with her (where she put her tits in my face and went upside down and poked my nose with her pussy).
I wanted to try 69. So I went with this 10 dollar hooker in downtown Queens. I was doing to her and she farted twice. I left becaused I did not want to wait for another 67 of them. I paid her though. Was it the right thing to do? I feel guilty.
I am a Bi-Male, married and in my early 30's.
I do not find men attractive, but happily play with cocks and suck them (not really into anal sex, but love getting rimmed)
The reason I am bi, is that when I was younger my friend and I experimented, we did this because we could not get any pussy and just wanted something more than continually wanking our dicks by ourselves.
Anyway, I have continued to like sucking cock as I have got older - but as I say I dont find men attractive, Sissy boys and TV's are more feminine and therefore more acceptable to me.
I have recently started talking to a local sissy and he is happy to live out a fantasy of mine, I will dominate him and control him in anyway I want & he will follow my orders.
To start with its just online buts he lives close and the plan is for this relationship to become physical very soon.
He too has a famale partner who knows nothing, but I am going to train him to become more and more submissive to her, eventually over time It would be great if she takes onboard that he is a slut who likes being used by men and women.
If his girlfriend embraces his submissive side, who knows she might be willing to dominate him with me?
This is real life not some bullshit story, so it will take a long time, many months maybe even a year or more, who knows.
Do you think you could get her pussy juices flowing like a river?
For all you people who think posting that "you do not have permission" bullshit in your profile's bio section:
You obviously have never bothered to read the ToS of this website, and are actually making yourself look dumb, due to the fact that the ToS explicitly states....
"By posting Content on this website, you automatically grant, and represent and warrant that you have the right to grant, to MI and visitors of MI, an irrevocable, perpetual, non-exclusive, fully-paid, worldwide license to use, copy, perform, display and distribute such information, rights of publicity and Content and to prepare derivative works of, or incorporate into other works and other media, such information and Content, and to grant and authorize sublicenses of the foregoing."
For those of you who don't understand that wall of mind bending fuckery, I'll summarise: By using this website for anything, including the shit you type, anyone around the world has the a-okay to use said content however they please (although I'm not entirely certain about reselling it). You post a picture on here, and no amount of bullshit, poorly scratched out, fake legalese is going to prevent anyone from reusing it for any reason. The only reason they may not use it is out of personal respect, or you're just not that interesting. Quite honestly, I'm thinking of making a publicly funded study of this annoying trend, which is likely clogging up the arteries of countless servers around the globe, thanks to poorly educated people.
Learn to read the fine print, and maybe next time you see yourself in unauthorised use, you'll actually understand why it happened- YOU FUCKING GAVE CONSENT DUE TO IGNORANCE. Remove that annoying shit from your profile, because it means nothing; and frankly, the people who run the servers will probably thank you... not to mention, your dignity will suddenly lose a dent, and your reading skills might get a workout from actually reading the ToS of websites before you use them.
If you don't believe the quoted text, check out the fucking page I copied it from- http://mlos.pika777.eu.org/tou
If you need help understanding it, I can post some links to help you find pro-bono lawyers down below, so you can learn a thing or two about the websites you use.
Peace out.
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MY Ex Was def the hottest mom / girl i have ever dated she did it all i conffess she turned out to be a dirty slut what do you think should i have satyed with her even thought she cheated on me??
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what do you think of this little bitch. what would you do¿
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I confess: I actually had sex with my cousin last weekend (will elaborate if you'd like). He is a year older than me, and we've always been close. (my dick is bigger than his though, LOL) I don't know what came over me, (besides him. LOL) but it's late over here tonight and I just got this urge to walk into this convenient store and ask the dude who works at the counter if he wanted to have sex. Never met the guy before in my life. Some scrawny young black dude. Wasn't even attracted to him, just wanted to fuck a negro. So I started chatting him up a bit, I could tell he was attracted to me. Then I just dropped the question, "Do you want to have sex right now?" (Lol) Dude wasn't expecting that at all. He kinda acted coy, then he got kinda mad and asked me to leave so I left haha. Truthfully, he's probably having second thoughts. He didn't look that bad in the face, but he had kind of a really thin body. Like anorexic maybe. I didn't mind though, I just wanted to fuck. Never done that before in my life, but it was kinda exhilarating. For the record, I'M TOTALLY NOT GAY. Me and my cousin, getting our drink on. (LOL)
Just a pervy femboy begging for attention and fun conversations. Maybe naughty minded Mistress too.
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What would you do to these high society sluts and in what order I have more pictures...
I'm female and found this site by mistake,I thought it was a site for people without a mother...LOL
some of the content really shocked me..!
but I do like some of the things on here
i must say since i found my moms drawer of lingerie i want to fuck her so much it doesnt help the way she always wears loose cut tops and bottoms that show of that amazing ass ! any comments welcome i love talking about it since i will prob never get to do anything :/
Heres my confession....
Ive always had this thing for anal sex...Freudian psychology and his bullshit may play a roll but I was never touched or done wrong as a child, anyway...
The first time I had anal sex was with a girl in College...she really didnt like giving head but she loved sex..so one night in a drunkin talk I told her I wanted to stick her in the ass, she would be my first...she replied "its been a long time!" lol yeah right bitch you in college fucking everybody lolol... She agreed and I grabbed some "baby oil" lol...I was still using comdoms at the time so I gently proceeded to put myself inside of her...she moaned low and deep until it was all the way in :-) I started to stoke her gently as she told me to not go to fast. Soon after about 5 mins her asshole was open enough to pound!!! I absolutely loved it!!! Of course I came and that was it :-):-):-)
Alight so the next time we linked I told her I wanted to do it again she agreed but this time half way thru the anal session the condom broke. I felt it immediately but I couldn't stop myself...I kept going and it felt so so so so so so good. And actually before this point in my sexual history I had never raw sex..only protected so this sensation was very new :-):-):-):-):-):-):-)
Okay now here is my true confession....A few years later, I had sex with a chick and she was used to anal sex. I trusted her so I proceeded in her raw...about 15min later I looked down at my dick and it was becoming brown...at first I wanted to stop because I started to smell the odor but then I found myself not able to control myself...I LOVE DIRTY ANAL SEX!!!! ITS JUST SOO RAW and NASTY. I LUV I LUV I LUV....I begin to fuck her harder and harder harder and busted a big ass nut in her ass. She then bent over and pushed it all out...I almost fainted from excitment!
My Confession!!!
What do you think about my wifes ass?
I'm feeling a little horney so let's hear what you would do to me anything goes 😘
What would you do to this pig? I'd start by fucking her ass until she squeals like the pig she is
Lately my husband has been asking me to finger fuck his ass and I do it without hesitation. Mainly because I enjoy satisfying him and I get extremely aroused watching him squirm under my finger slowly going in and out of his tight asshole.
However he just confessed (in the heat of passion) that he'd like me to fuck him in the ass w/a strap-on *shock stammer*
Don't get me wrong I love making my husband happy, but at what cost to myself? My luck he'd enjoy being ass fucked so much he'd end up leaving me for a man; or decide he's bisexual.
Should I fullfill his request?
What would u do with this
What do you think of these sisters. They're always praised for their ass and love to show it off in all of their pics.
Husky Asian male looking for straight NSA sex. looks and skill do not matter. Markham Ontario.
Do you have more pics of her?
Hey guys...
Young pig here... more str8, but I love getting high and being a little cock pig! I need dudes to help me out. You can message me and ask about any of the following:
a) If you're in Toronto and want to TRAIN me to be a worthless tina slut, do so via email at big.dicked.toronto@gmail.com
b) if you live far, but have a request that you want to see me play out... send me a message through the site
c) If you're able to help me get "toys" to be a pig (financially) then message me through the site and we'll work something out. (I'm willing to do ANYTHING!)
Need diversion from rough divorce, sexless for 6 months , I'm a proud pussy pleaser , spanking and good girl doggie, and pussy licking my favorites, I'll make you smile all nite long, breakfast in bed and do it again!
My brother's new girlfriend. I cannot take my eyes off her everytime she comes round, shes so naughty. I love hearing her moan when they are having sex :O
What do you think?
27 M. I've been secretly doing anal training behind my gfs back and recording my progress. I've considered selling the content but am nervous she would stumble across it somehow
Who wants fakes done,all I can do is swap heads but I'm good at it,add me as a friend and pm me the pics,
Several years ago I had a toxic gf who introduced me to the world of paying for sex after we paid to have a girl rub me off in a massage parlour while we were getting massaged beside each other. After that relationship I spiralled from hand jobs into full on sex with random girls online as well as escorts etc. I had some incredible sex and loved the variety of women I got to see and fuck. I got into such a rut of meeting escorts and masseuses that when I met my now wife I carried on fucking others behind her back, even after we got engaged. Me and her would talk such filth (long distance) that I was horny 24/7 so it made me hornier and go fuck girls more. We then got married months later and unfortunately, one small miss on my part meant she discovered my secret life on my phone 3 days after we got married. She even spoke to oke of the prossies. Despite this, she stayed with me, not sure why or how. I tried counselling and other things but I couldn't get enough of the variety and spontaneity of seeing and touching various girls. I denied myself sex with more but continued with happy ending and body to body massages even after marriage. One day I went for what I thought was a massage and ended up fucking the masseuse as she got horny after seeing how "handsome" I was. Ended up fucking my wife only 2 hours later. I felt like such a cunt but the joy of multiple women still plays on my mind too much. I still meet random girls but not for sex, maybe a hj or bj at most but still go for happy ending massages. Do I need help? I'm a real perv. I would fuck my wife's sisters at the drop of a hat if I could but she knows I'm a horny pervert and doesn't like me talking to them. I also don't want to ruin the marriage because she is a really a good girl. Am I a real cunt? Any advice or thoughts?
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The things I would do to that ass
My best friend Eva has confidence issues, tell and show her what you’d do to her. Tributes, comments, idk show her she’s beautiful
Hi, these are my cousins tits, arent they hot? what do you think? what would you do these big tits?
Can anybody here fake some pics of a sexy college girl for me? If you do I have some real college girl pics I can share. Girls I know. Not any that have been on the net before.
what do you think about her juicy butt?
my cock what do u think?
how do you suppose i go about public dick flashing and cumming without getting caught?
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How badly do you want to have your way with this tight petite redhead ?
x-raying for the next 3 hours post your pic and who she is to you
for best results a white tight shirt with good light on the chest the next best are blacks and the x-ray quailty gos down from there.. no matter what ill still show my results even if i get nothing out of the pic
p.s. this is 100% x-rays only i dont cheat or make fakes so if you looking to get a photo shoped boob job of your wifes best friend sorry no can do x-rays only
What do you think of my 18 year old daughter
What do you think of her?
I fucked a long-time friend of mine for the first time the other night. She and I have known each other a long time and never even considered hooking up, so it took me by surprise when she asked me out of the blue if I wanted to fuck her. I didn't take her seriously at first, I figured she was just teasing me the way I always teased her about us doing it.. Turns out she was seriously asking me. Considering she has a boyfriend, someone I've also known for years, I should have said no....but I didn't. I said if she was serious then the answer's yes. Turns out that, despite the fact I was complacent in helping her cheat on her boyfriend, I'm glad I said yes. You see she's that most elusive of creatures...the squirter. I've seen girls do it in porn videos but never experienced it for myself until that night. It is so fucking hot to see a girl do that and know you were the one responsible....and I made her do it over, and over, and over again. Actually I lost count of how many times I made her cum. But it was a lot. I can't wait until we do it again. And she did assure me there'd be a next time.
my gf is a nurse and one of her nursing colleagues is a hot russian girl with a policeman for a bf. The russian girl is boy crazy and kinky and my gf finally suggested we do a couple swap or foursome. this russian girl has a tight little body and shes a bit of a fitness freak, so i was kinda excited at this prospect. unfortunately, despite the fact i weight train regularly and am quite strong, i also neglect cardio and i love food so im chubby and not exactly fit. im also only a short guy. so basically the russian nurse rejected the idea of having sex or any sexual interaction with me. she is only interested in guys she finds hot, and that does not include me. but she said she liked the idea of a threesome with my gf and she wouldnt mind if i watched, as long as she didnt have to do anything with me.
long story short the russian nurse and her policeman bf came around last night. the bf was over 6 foot tall and solidly built. whats more he was absolutely ripped. im just over 5 foot, fat and hairy. and while im stronger than the average guy, this policeman was just outright strong, much stronger than me.
i watched as this cop made out with both his own and my gf. the making out turned into heavy petting, then groping and after a while both girls were taking turns sucking his cock. all i was doing was sitting down watching. it was hot but also incredibly awkward. finally my gf whispered to me that she could tell i was feeling awkward and that it was distracting her, she told me to either strip off and masturbate or just leave house for a while. i kind of took offense to this, but i submitted. i didn't want to leave so i took my clothes off and started jerking off. this led the two girls to a fit of giggles. the copper seemed unfazed, though he was obviously feeling very 'alpha' about the situation. i started jerking my cock and my gf started fucking her friends bf. the russian nurse seemed to enjoy the fact that her bf had emasculated me. i came before the cop had finished with my gf. my gf told me to lick up my cum. i obeyed and i heard the russian girl say 'oh my god'.
my gf seemed to orgasm, dismounted the policeman, and than began sucking him again. she told him to give her everything he had. he fucked her face (I had done this once or twise with my gf when we were first going out but she always stopped me before long) until she was gagging all over his cock, but she didn't let him stop. when he was ready to cum she made sure to stop sucking and open up wide for him so i could see every shot of cum go into her mouth. she played with it in her mouth for a while, even dribbled a bit of it onto her hand and then licked it up again (she has not once tasted my cum, and she usually doesn't even give me a blowjob). she then cleaned his cock and balls up with her tongue. she then went up to me and kissed me while fondling my dick. i came again over her leg. she scooped it up with her hand and for a minute looked like she was going to lick it up, but instead she forced it into my mouth, and then told me to go shower.
i didn't want to face the russian nurse or the policeman again so i stayed in the shower for ages. when i was out they had left (my gf was still there). things have been awkward since then and we haven't really spoken properly since. probably have a conversation tomorrow about it. the weird thing is this has come out of nowhere. if anyone in our relationship has been dominant it has been me. ocassionally my gf tries to 'dominate' me in company out of humour, which normally ends in me chastising her publically. for her to dominate me for real, and for me to submit, was out of character for both of us. obviously i agreed to this situation though knowing i would be cuckolded to some degree, the thought quite honestly turned me on.