So, I don't get it. I was out of town, went out for drinks and went to a strip club. This blonde cutie chats me up, she's running around naked. Of course she wants me to buy her drinks, par for the course right? Then she's talking about hooking up (which I thought they couldn't do). So I laughed, and was like "yeah you're not allowed to do that, just like I can't take your picture."
"you can take my picture if I give you permission..."
And I was like, "nah I'm good."
But she insisted, "I'm authentic, take my picture - pick me up when I get off at 12:30am, you got a room?"
So stupid me takes her picture and instantly I have two bouncers on me and I was literally thrown out on my ass. It was 11:20pm so I decided to wait and see if she would still want to hook up.
Sure enough she comes out and I get out of my car and wave to her, she waves back and comes up to me.
"I'm so sorry about that, I told them to let you back in but they said it was company policy to boot you, but hey, about that date - I have to get home but perhaps tomorrow?"
She kisses me on my cheek, and leaves. What the fuck was that even all about?
I have to confess, I'm confused. Was there some kind of scam? What am I missing here. No money was stolen - just about $30 on buying her drinks and another $20 for a lap dance with her (where she put her tits in my face and went upside down and poked my nose with her pussy).

I confess I'm hurting and confused. Maybe you can help me out without the usual "got pics" and other sexual responses. Please try not to troll either. Imagine this:

You fall for a girl when you were trying not to, and you're really sure she falls for you in tandem. After a period of deep flirting, she admits she took back her ex-boyfriend because her friends guilt tripped her, and she didn't want to do it, and she's trapped in a bad situation and drowning.

Flirting continues, and intensifies. The l-word looms on the horizon until she turns around and says she has no feelings for you, and she's sorry. A week of emotional hell goes by after she stops talking to you. You start healing for a few days until she contacts you again. She starts flirting again before she says sorry, she's in love with that guy she said she has no emotional or sexual feelings toward, and not to contact her again.

Oh, and she misinterprets your depression for suicidal feelings. She drops a few more messages and threatens to send the cops over just to make sure I'm alive.

Two to three weeks pass before she drops an email offering to talk, saying she set up a new fake email account, giving the name. What the fuck is she doing to me? I fell for her, and she hurt me three times. I'm not completely over her and I don't want to talk to her. I also want to talk to her so fucking bad it hurts.

I love women in all shapes and sizes, but over the past while if im turned on ive found myself watching porn with super hot shemales, i mean the thought of a guy revolted me but when it looks like a super hottie it seems to turn me on even more.

im not confused, i just find it strange that i hate the thought of having sex with a guy but not a super hot shemale.

okay im confused. are "conservatives" the ones that are gay friendly or am i thinking of republicans? serious.

I’m a straight female. I have dated a couple of guys and it leads to sex. I’m over eighteen now and in my first year at college. I live in the dorm and share a room with another girl. On our floor we all seem to get along. last weekend we had a floor party, nothing fancy, we opened our doors and groups visited other groups. We mostly hung out in the common room. Most of us either had beer or snuck the hard stuff in our cokes. I was introduced to a girl that lives down a couple of rooms and was told that she is a lesbian. She’s ok looking, straight shoulders, real short hair, tongue stud, a couple of tattoos, a fair shape, I’m guessing she’s a ‘b’ cup. She is more on the athletic side if anything and I can’t get her out of my head. We only said our “hi yea” when we were introduced, but I’ve started to even dream about her. Confused isn’t the word for what I’m feeling, more screwed up than anything. I have seen guys that I have felt similar to but not this strong.
This weekend if the opportunity is there, I’m going to try to see if I can make friends with her. It’s the only thing that seems to make any sense to me. I don’t know where this is going but watching some of the stuff on here has seemed to give me a new perspective that I wouldn’t have normally followed. That my confession.

Here's a little story that I've only told a couple times in my life. You know it's true because there's basically no climax. It's almost boring, actually.

I live in Japan. A couple years ago, I lived on the 2nd floor of an apartment building that had a house right behind it. A family lived there, and from the 2nd floor hallway of my building, you could see through the house's glass back-door into their living room.

To make a long story short, I happened to look in one day to see the roughly six year old girl that lived their making out with one of her older siblings. I think the older one was also a girl. And that's it. They did it for a couple minutes, then the little one ran off while the older one slept on the couch.

It was hard for me to believe. I once visited my cousins in Florida, and while playing with the youngest one, we did the touch-foreheads-together-and-make-funny-faces game. My much older cousin later said that when she saw us doing that, she thought we were kissing at first. Here in Japan, I asked myself if I could be confused like she was. It's definitely possible. However, it really looked like they were making out.

I never saw anything else like that happen again at their house. I moved away a few months later.

I'm really confused right now because I don't think I can fulfill my sexual fantasy... I've been in a relationship with my bf for 2 years now, and I think he will ask me to marry him soon.
I'm kind of a freak and I admit I'm a slut, or a slut wanna be.. I'm in a sorority and seeing all the girls go out and come back in the morning in a mess really turn me on, but I can't. I don't want to cheat on my bf.
My biggest fantasy is to have sex with a big fat biker guy, just some dirty dirty sex. My bf can't grow facial hair so it's hard to play it out with him, and he'd think I'm a freak if I tell him my fantasy. I just find it out hot to get picked up by one of those scary fat biker guy and taken to a motel or his trailer and get fucked in all holes... I haven't done anal but I would be willing to do it.
I'm pretty small and the idea of a big scary man overcome me and fuck me turn me on so much.. Im wet just writing about it.
Any guys out there fit this type? Any idea how I can make it come true?