Wondering if my Ip is still being cockblocked by admins from the boards. Sux that their way to do it is to report my IP for spam email

So I've wanted to fuck this shy girl in my class for months now, but she doesn't talk much. I'm taken now anyways but I still think she's hot. On Saturday I bumped into her at a club and realised how big her tits were, dam she's so loose as well when I spoke to her she talks about sex so much. She spoke about how fucking keeps her in shape, if I've ever fucked an Asian and she can make any guy buss in under 5 minutes. Man on the dance floor when she grinded on me I actually jizzed. I was so determined to fuck her but my friend cockblocked me and told her I was in a relationship and she was put off. So annoyed, how on earth do I fuck her now?

Met this girl and ended up making out with her, was so close to fucking her but her friend cockblocked cause she has a boyfriend. ahhhh so anoyed, i felt her boobs, they were hugeeee.

So I've wanted to fuck this shy girl in my class for months now, but she doesn't talk much. I'm taken now anyways but I still think she's hot. On Saturday I bumped into her at a club and realised how big her tits were, dam she's so loose as well when I spoke to her she talks about sex so much. She spoke about how fucking keeps her in shape, if I've ever fucked an Asian and she can make any guy buss in under 5 minutes. Man on the dance floor when she grinded on me I actually jizzed. I was so determined to fuck her but my friend cockblocked me and told her I was in a relationship and she was put off. So annoyed, how on earth do I fuck her now?

okay this is more like a confession.
i woke up with a strange dream, it was the craziest i ever had till now and the thing why I'm posting it here is because it was a sex dream and it anybody could translate it i'd be grateful

It starts off with me drinking with a girl (i know) and her friend (i don't know ) , this girl whom i know is cute but is on the chubby side and her friend is straight fat but looks sexy in her short dress . She's got great tits, curvy body and nice round ass, also she pretty playful and cheerful. So, three of us are drinking and suddenly booze is over so i flirt with them and tell them to come back to my place for more and i whisper into my friends ear that i wanna have more than just drinks with her and she giggles drunk and smiles( I bet i was smiling in my sleep back then )
and as we are moving out of the house, these random two guys offer us booze and i talk to them and instead of going back to my place we drink where we at. Out of nowhere, my good friend who is pretty cocky comes into my dream and starts talking to the girls as if he's there pimp.
He sets things up and says we gonna get some ass tonight not only to me to them other guys too
and i see him dry humping the girl i was flirting with earlier.
I play it cool and keep drinking, even in my dream I'm getting drunk as hell. I get up to enter this room where i found the girl i don't know asking me to sit with her on the bed where she touches my cock and tells me that she wants to blow me. My cock gets hard, i press it against her thigh and then she presses my balls a little too hard which made me stop her and get away, i leave the room which opens to a patio where there are some cops looking for something and suddenly the chubby girl enters totally wasted and says " Im gonna fuck on my song tonight " *sitting on all fours* and suddenly my friend starts fucking here from behind. Im pretty much confused about whats going on and then the next thing i know I'm in my chubby friend's room where she's on the bed holding her hands to her crotch *shes wearing a white top and orange shorts*, i ask her whats up and she tells me that her pussy pains a lot, tells me she fucked two guys (one being my friend and some other guy)
and one of them pushed it all in with an expression i can never forget *orgasm face*
I tell her i wanted to fuck her but since she's sore, we'd do it next time and she winks. I get out of the room and go to her friends room where she's waiting to blow me.

*I just wish i get to continue the same dream and make a proper story for you*
**this is really what i dreamt and the fact that my guy friend cockblocked me pisses me off**

This week I tried to fuck my wife and failed.
So I tried to fuck my ex, and her boyfriend cockblocked me.
I tried to fuck the chick covered in piercings and tattos from work, but she want's to get drunk first, and I can't get out to the bars and not tip off my wife.
I got a couple hits from Craigs list, but no women want to host.
I broke down and hit up a tranny, and s/he is suppossed to come over tommorrow at 4 and suck me off.

Was so close to fucking this girl on the weekend. We were at a house party making out and ended up going upstairs. Was on top of her with her tits out and my pants down when he roommate walked in and cockblocked her cause she has a boyfriend. Dam I was so close as well.....

I confess I want to cum in my neighbors daughters mouth. I'm 20 and she's really young. She's always outsde playing. How do I get her to come inside the house, take her clothes off, and suck me off? I got her to come inside the garage one time, but her little sister cockblocked. How do I get her to do what I want? Candy? Money?

To all robbers, burglars, and thieves,

You guys are also cockblockers. Someone tried to break into my girl's house last night and now she is too scared to fuck.

If you're gonna steal, don't be a dickbag and rob people's houses. They worked hard to afford that stuff. Steal from Wal-Mart. They won't even notice.

Me and my gf are currently on break. we have been dating for 2 years. this is the first serious break. we have lost a connection between each other and are taking some time apart to rediscover who we are in life and what we want. i am 25 and she is 20. we aren't broken up, but were just taking a break from one another. she is a student and works full time. the school she goes to is a party school and majority are white people.

she hasn't had much cooock in her before she has had about 2 cooocksin her life. she is very shy and conservative

she is highly interested in white coock and i know she is very interested because before we went on break we would talk about her looking at white cooock and that her and her coworker would tease her about not seeing one!

her coworkers offer to show her because they are guys. lol, she is Asian, very short, perky, and very pretty. she says "yes" but they tend to not show her because there are other people there.

before we stopped talking, she had a xmas party for work and she mentioned that all the guys were complimenting her tiny tight body and how the dress she was wearing. it was a grey short dress that showed off her legs, small breast and bum, which i really enjoyed listening to.

before we finally stopped talking, the last thing we discussed was about her going to a friends house. her co-workers. after work she mentioned that she was going to see her coworker at his house so that they can play with there new iphones since both of them didnt know how it works. it was pretty late at night which was kind of confusing to me and i knew she has school in the morning. she was there for 3 hrs very late at night.

while she was there i msg here and there. i asked jokingly around with her "what she was wearing for him" (crop top and tight jeans), also said "i bet you cant wait to see him" and (she said she was excited) "i bet your cunnt lips are wet for him" and she said yes they are" i asked her to stay very late and that if she needs to sleep over she should do it. also i said to her she should party and get drunk with him more often. all she said to that was " talk to me later your cockblocking" but i didnt know if she was joking or being serious.

i really want her to pursue and continue to see this coworker while we are on break and hopefully she spends more time with him and that she gets to see his **** and do more. ive told her so many times that when we are on break she can do absolutely whatever she wants when it comes to white cooock. i dont get jealous and i dont care at all what she does. she is on the pill and her sex drive is off the charts but does not like to admit it.

further more, i just need someone who is experienced and open-minded who can give me some tips and just comment on what your thoughts are and if you have any ideas how i can make her continue to do more for white cooock

Tell everyone about your greatest Ls. Missed opportunities, bad decisions on fucking/getting pics, being cockblocked... whatever it is, tell us about it.

I made a video of my then-girlfriend -- 19, shaved, and perfect body (like the kind you'd see in a "best Omegle tits" video) -- when I was on the road for a few weeks. Capped her when she masturbated for me on webcam , full face. For some stupid reason, I got rid of the video.

Attached is a pic of what her body might have looked like back then ;)

My fiance took this selfie, but not for me. She sends them to her brother, who is outside of the country with the military. She's been sending him pics ever since his last furlough home.

When he came home the plan was: take him out for R&R, get him drunk, find him a girl, get him laid. Instead--having an incest fetish but no hot women in my family--I changed the plan around. We went out, all got drunk, and the two of them took some molly. I faked mine. I didn't tell E what I had in mind. Any time he started chatting up a girl I'd "accidenntally" cockblock him, or send his sister over to do it. We took some more molly and hit up another club but somehow, "mysteriously," he again had no luck. Within a few hours he was drunk, high, horny, and frustrated. We decided to come back to my place. Had a few more drinks. I made out with his sister right in front of him; the ex made her barely notice he was there, and he was uncomfortable but that didn't stop him from looking at her tits when i pulled her blouse open.

She and I decided to go to bed but I told her to give him a kiss good night first. She leaned over to him and I put my hand up her skirt, started playing with her pussy. Put a hand on her back, held her down, while I got her panties aside and slipped my fingers into her. She's leaning on him for support, her arms around his neck, her tits hanging out, she's panting into his ear while i finger her. I pushed her back again, made her drop down, she's moaning into her brother's crotch. He's got his hands held out like he's not sure where to put them but soon nature takes over and he unzips. Her moans get stifled and she starts bobbing her head, sucking him. I take my fingers out of her and start fucking her instead.

We spent that weekend double-teaming her every free moment. Mouth, ass, pussy. We came in her, we came on her. By the time he got back on his plane she was sore and had to fake a smile through the pain of standing, but she said it was worth it. She sends him these momentos every few days. His next furlough, we wont waste time going out to a club.

Warning: gay, crossdressing and trap stuff in this post.

I confess that i am kind of addicted to womens underwear, i had gay experiences and here are some of my adventures.

First of all a bit about this panty and crossdressing fetish:

It started a few years ago, my brother had a kind of hot girlfriend, maybe 7/10. I found hear panties and strings in the laundry and the smell turned me on. i used to masturbate to or into them.
I befriended her family and her twin sisters in my age. We used to go to the same school and everytime i was at their place, i used to go trough the laundry on the bathroom and smell their panties. i found it to be super hot especially when they started wearing thongs.
I used to be in a relationship with both, but it wasn't for a long duration. I had the opportunity to see and touch their pussys multiple times but it never went further. I still ask my self why i didn't pushed things but i guess i was just too embarrased by the situations. To this day, about 4 years later, i still smell their panties if i am over at their place.

In those 4 Years my father found a new girlfriend and she moved to our place together with her daughter, same age as me. She wasn't good looking maybe 5/10 but her body was nice.
A few months later i started hooking up with her, but she was very childish and i got basically cockblocked by her embarrasment. she even thought that masturbation would be gross. She teased me many times with stuff like humping me a bit or pushing my face between her legs, but everytime i wanted to go further she went back and told me to stop. i knew it made her wet because once she went into the shower after teasing me again and i smelled her panties afterwards and they were wet.

This was around 2 years ago. Today she had a bunch of boyfriends for short durations and noticeable many female friends over. One of them lived at our place for about 2 weeks and it was like wet panty heaven for my panty fetish. anyway i looked trough her room and found condoms, lube and dildos under her bed. One of the dildos was a double ended one. the look and imagination of her having sex with her female friends gave me and instant boner.
I found her lingerie stash, everything in a big box. I went trough it and got turned on to the max. i just had to try them on so i wore a pair of stockings with a string and a corset like top. i had the feeling to have the largest boner in my life so far and i went further, i kept wearing the stuff, got into my shoes and jacked and went out with our dog for a walk. (Little note: my parents are on vacation for a few weeks and i stayed home alone) It was already dark and i live in a rather quiet place. At this time almost no one is on the streets. My dick was building a little tent under my jacket the whole time and i had to dodge two people but i came back home without beeing seen. (atleast i hope so) I sat down in the lingerie and started fapping. It was an impressing orgasm but not the best i had so far.

Now to the gay stuff:

I have a friend that i know since preschool. he was my best friend for a long time and after puberty we started to do some "experiments". We basically had anal sex everyday after or even while we are in school. It was almost always me fucking him because i hated the feeling of it. I started trying that stuff with dildos i found, mentioned above.
I slept over at his place or he was at my place and we would always watch porn or do some roleplay. sometiems one of us even prentended to be a girl. Our last session was around 1 month ago. he was home alone and we had some fun with his sexdolls, but we ran out of lube so the sex was literally a pain in the ass. we stopped it and continued sucking each other off instead. I like giving blowjobs but i hate cum.
We even played a few games like hide & seek and the one who gets found within 2min must strip one piece of clothing off.
We explored the room of his milf (maybe in the late 30's. pretty nice body, blonde etc) and found some anal beads, handcuffs and a strapon. That thing was huge, he tried fitting it but it was too big.
At the end he fucked me with the help of the rest lube and spit and he came in me. Since he always looses his mood in and instant, i had to fap with his pockedpussy.

A few days later he was over at my place and we basically did the same stuff expect that i sucked him off and he came in my mouth. i went to work later, still with the feeling of his dick in my butt.

Then there is this other guy who i know since highschool.
We used to be good friends and we did normal stuff except that we fapped together to porn sometimes.
We once had this girl who was showing off on the cam and we sent her some dickpics of us. she continued to fap to them and my friend said what i would give him if he would suck my dick. i said idk and he started to open my pants and suck my dick.
I knew where this was going to i started to give him a handjob while hes doing it and damn is cock was like triple the size of mine, even though he was only a year older.
He seemed to like sucking it because he did it alot in the next months, maybe even a year. i dont remember. then there was this one night. i was sleeping over at his place and he was home alone. he played some games and then he went out of the room and came back wearing stockings and other lingerie and even a latex corset from his mothers friend. she was living at their place for a bit because her husband kicked her out.
We did some roleplay and i proceeded to suck and fuck him. after i came gloryously in his ass, i continued to suck him off, because he didn't liked the feeling of fucking me. It was the first time someone came in my mouth and it wasn't that bad as i expected it to be. The warm and salty taste still surprised me a bit so i spit it out and made him laugh.
After that we didn't really do anything anymore because i had a girlfriend then (mentioned above, the 5/10) and later he got one himself.

So this is basically a confession about my dirty adventures i had so far. I felt like i should share it with someone.