So, I don't get it. I was out of town, went out for drinks and went to a strip club. This blonde cutie chats me up, she's running around naked. Of course she wants me to buy her drinks, par for the course right? Then she's talking about hooking up (which I thought they couldn't do). So I laughed, and was like "yeah you're not allowed to do that, just like I can't take your picture."
"you can take my picture if I give you permission..."
And I was like, "nah I'm good."
But she insisted, "I'm authentic, take my picture - pick me up when I get off at 12:30am, you got a room?"
So stupid me takes her picture and instantly I have two bouncers on me and I was literally thrown out on my ass. It was 11:20pm so I decided to wait and see if she would still want to hook up.
Sure enough she comes out and I get out of my car and wave to her, she waves back and comes up to me.
"I'm so sorry about that, I told them to let you back in but they said it was company policy to boot you, but hey, about that date - I have to get home but perhaps tomorrow?"
She kisses me on my cheek, and leaves. What the fuck was that even all about?
I have to confess, I'm confused. Was there some kind of scam? What am I missing here. No money was stolen - just about $30 on buying her drinks and another $20 for a lap dance with her (where she put her tits in my face and went upside down and poked my nose with her pussy).

Would you spread this little piggy’s cheeks? 

mysteryvixen1
I LIKE BEING GROPED! I am a sexy, sweet cock tease, love to be bra-less in wear revealing clothes in an adult video or book store and let "suitable" men brush by and sneak a feel. I act like I don't even notice them. They get bolder and touch my breasts over my clothing or squeeze my soft ass cheeks. I stand still, reading the backs of the dvds. A man who liked getting away with an initial touch will reach inside my blouse and start fondling my tits. Reacting now, I softly moan, going with the action. Letting him lift my blouse while standing nearby other shoppers. he starts sucking my exposed breasts, tugging & licking the nipples. Another man joins the action and greedily lifts my skirt, feeling my ass and finding the damp crotch of my panties. I love to let them use me like this! Better still if they tell me what a nasty cum slut I am and how much they like humiliating a lady in front of others. This is something I've done in real life twice...and want to do again...is that really weird?...

I confess I went to the gym tonight specifically to see cock and be naked infront of other guys, I thought the showers would be private but I was wrong. So I went in the most private section, it seemed like an area for old people . I went out to check if anyone was around and a guy was walking into the shower, Im certin he seen my dick (I wasnt hard) and he went to his shower directly on the other side of the wall beside mine, after he left, i didnt see another guy come in, but I did see an older guy with longer hair come in, he chose a shower diagonal from me where he was in plain sight to me and i was in sight to him, so I figured he wanted a show, I started to soap my ass up really nice and my back was turned to him, so he probably enjoyed it very much, After I got a bit more comfortable, (and when he caught me trying to look at his dick a few times) I started turning around and making sure he could see my dick, which made me semi hard. He kept turning around also, and his dick was either really big, or semi hard as well, at one point he even basically was "washing" his ass and hos ass cheeks were bouncing everywhere, I thought we were alone the entire time but when I realized the gym was about to close I quickly finished my shower and seen a big hunk pass by, and a latino dude still showering out of my vision, what do you guys think? Should I have jacked off for him?

My mil watched me jack off last night. 
she came to stay with us for a few days, and last night her and my wife were watching some stupid chick flick that couldn’t stand to watch. So I kissed my wife and told them I was going to bed early. I was just going to lay down and play on my phone until my wife came to bed. But you know how it goes when you start scrolling, you run across a picture that makes you look for more and before long you wind up on a porn site. So that’s what happened, I was watching a few clips and got horny. I wasn’t sure when my wife was coming to bed and I didn’t want to wait, so I figured I would just rub one out on my own and get it over with. Well, my bedroom door wasn’t closed all the way, and I was already too settled to get up and shut it so I said fuck it and I continued. Well a couple minutes go by and I’m stroking myself slowly, enjoying the clip I was watching when I heard foot steps come down the hall. My mother in law was on her way to the bathroom, and I knew it had to be her because my wife walks like a bull on a rampage everywhere she goes. I knew it wasn’t her. I probably should’ve stopped and covered myself but when I’m horny I get bold and like to push the boundaries. So I pretended that I didn’t notice her and just kept going. I expected her to notice and pretend like nothing happened, she’s too shy to say anything about it afterwards. But I wasn’t expecting to see her stop just past my door and turn to look back. From her angle all she could see was my lower half, my legs parted with my cock in my hand, but she couldn’t see my face so she assumed I couldn’t see her either. Well what she didn’t see was the dresser mirror beside the bed that let me see down the hall where she was. And her eyes were fixed on my cock. I watched her look over her shoulder to make sure my wife was still watching the movie but then she went back to watching me. So I gave her the best show I could. I was shaking it and stroking it hard while watching her out the corner of my eye. She stayed in the hallway watching until I finished. Normally I would just finish in a tissue and keep it clean but since she wanted a show I let myself blast cum into the air and all over my stomach. I could see that she was breathing as hard as I was when I finished. She must have enjoyed what she saw. Then she turned and went to the bathroom and stayed in there for a few minutes before coming out. I don’t know for sure but I like to think she was in there rubbing her pussy after the show. I gave it some time after she returned to the movie and I walked in there pretending I just wanted to get a drink so I could see how she acted, but she ignored me completely. So I walked over and kissed my wife good night. And made it a point to pat her shoulder and gave her a peck on the cheek like I often do just to have a reason to touch her. I was wondering if she would shy away from my dirty hand, but instead she actually gripped it tightly and smiled at me and said good night sweetie. I believe she enjoyed it as much as me. I can’t wait to try that again.

Any girls wanna meet up and get coked out in El Paso area ? Or close by ? Can’t get hard cuz I’m mega coked up but I would like to do some lines off of titties and ass cheeks ? Just wanna play music talk and do some blow😈

recently i am addicted to eat my girlfriends pussy. i love when she sits on my face and chokes me or just lets me eat her pussy for 30 mins straight. recently i came on her tits and asked her to let me lick it off and she said yes, and now today we 69ed she jerked me off while fingering my ass, i was eating her pussy as usual. she came a few times i told her i loved eating her pussy and her cum. she bent over and spread her ass. i blew my load on her amazing ass cheek and licked it off. she doesnt seem to mind that i wanna do this. shes 19 and i am 22. she acts like a girl who would NEVER do the thing we do, but when i actually get her going in bed its a whole different person. i cant eat my load by myself but when i am fucking her i always want to cum in her and eat it out.