Someone finally brought the cast of Family Guy to life where Quagmire hooks up with Meg instead of Lois but I wonder if Stewie hooks up with Brian? LOL http://familyguyporno.org/

The girl from the recent live play of Peter Pan, Allison Williams, is pretty hot I think and found it quite interesting to learn that she watches all her sex scenes on her show Show Girls, with her dad, and even watched a scene of her masturbating with her grandparents, and doesn't care lol.

Read this article. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2275184/Girls-star-Allison-Williams-tells-watches-sex-scenes-famous-news-anchor-father-Brian.html

I confess, the first thing I ever wanked to was a part of 'Life of Brian', where Brian's girlfriend walks out completely naked.

The first picture I ever wanked over was a fake of Sarah Michelle Geller, where she had no top on.

So as requested via poll, here is the Patty story. Next will be Haley and then continuing with Anna :)

Part12: Patty [look up the other parts on my profile :)]

As you could guess from the wedding episode, Patty is a bit slutty. After the wedding I thought I had heard the last of her, but I should be proven wrong. While Jim and Anna were on their honeymoon, I was watching over their house, getting the mail, watering the flowers and so on. Patty (now 20 yrs) was texting me, just two days after the wedding:
P:"Hey there ;)"
Me:"Hey... I didnt know you had a boyfriend..."
P:"I know, I never told you."
Me:"So... are you guys in an open relationship? does he know?"
P:"No and no. And it would be better for all of us if he never found out."
Me:"Well okay... do you do that often?"
P:"What? cheat on my bf? Lets just say its the first time with this one..."
Me:"Why do you do it?"
P:"I dont know. I guess I need more sex than Brian can provide. I really dont understand how Anna could stay faithful to Jim, even though their sex life is so boring..."
Me:"Okay... what I still dont understand is, why are you texting me about all this?"
P:"Well I honestly didnt want to talk about that... I just wanted to know what you are doing?"
Me:"Well I was just going out to water your sisters garden."
P:"Oh so you're watching the house for her?"
Me:"Yep."
P:"okay :) gtg now, see you soon."

I went over to Annas house and started watering the garden. When I was almost done, I heard the gate to the garden. Me:"Hello? Who's there?" When there was no answer I went looking. There are some bushes next to the gate and when I approched them, Patty jumped out and scared me. Me:"Woah what was that?"
P:"Wow you really jumped at that."
Me:"That wasnt funny..."
P:"I think it was."
Me:"What are you doing here anyway?" She was wearing a trench coat.
P:"Well I have a surprise for you..." with that she opened the trench coat. She was naked underneath. I couldnt believe my eyes.
P:"Speechless huh?"
Me:"Yeah... Do you really think this is a good idea?"
She went on her knees and pulled down my pants.
P:"Do you think it is?" Then she started sucking. She got me hard in seconds. I started pulling her hair, she loved it. After I was rock hard, I turned her around and kneed behind her, on her trench coat. I slapped her ass and said "you're a real slut you know that?"
P:"Keep spanking me...yeah..."
So I did. I spanked her, till her ass cheeks were red. Her pussy was already wet when I started playing with it, so soon I was pushing into her.
P:"Oh yeah your dick is so big..."
I was already fucking her fast and deep, but when I started choking her, she had her orgasm. Her legs gave in and she laid flat on the chest. I wasnt done though. I repositioned and kept fucking her.
P:"Oh yeah keep fucking me... use me..."
So I held her head down while fucking her pussy sore. I soon shot my cum into her pussy. When I pulled out, she turned around and I stuffed my dick into her face. She sucked it willingly till the last drop of cum was gone.
We got up and dressed.
Me:"So I guess this will not be the last time you will be here, am I right?"
P:"Right."
Me:"How are you going to hide that from Brian?"
P:"He's not the smartest guy. I'm just going to tell him I'm meeting with a study group. You sound so negative. Dont you like fucking me? Do I not turn you on?"
Me:"Its not that. You are beautiful. I like the sex very much. I just dont know if cheating on your bf all the time is such a good idea. Also I'm very close with your sister... what will she think?"
P:"She will never know."
Me:"Okay, but if she shall never know, we shouldnt go on with this beyond her return."
P:"Deal. Do you think I look a lot like Anna?"
Me:"Yeah, kinda..."
P:"So do you think of her while fucking me?"
Me:"Umm... no..."
P:"Do you think she is sexy? Or beautiful?"
Me:"Well... yeah but..."
P:"What but? Would you fuck her if you could?"
Me:"No... I dont feel in that way towards her..."
P:"Okay okay. Well... when will we meet the next time?"
Me:"Well I only water the plants every 2-3 days."
P:"Okay, do you have snapchat by the way?"
Me:"Well yeah..."

After that we would fuck every 2-3 days, and in between I would sometimes get snap chats from her. They turned out to be very helpful, when Anna didnt believe me, that Patty fucked me with she was away.
The next few times we always went to the house to fuck. It turned both me and her on, to fuck in her sisters house/bedroom. We also would fuck in the kitchen once or twice. When the last day before Anna's return came, Patty and me were in the bedroom again. During foreplay, Patty asked me to finger her butt. After I fucked her in missionary for a while, she turned over and said "I wanna try anal with you. Brian would never do that with me... but I wanted to try it for a long time.."
Me:"Do you have some lube?"
Patty handed me some. I put some of it into her and some over my rock hard cock. I started fingering her ass again, first with just one finger then with two. With those two I streched her ass a bit. When I put in the third, Patty sharply inhaled. I stopped for a second, but she said "go on... I want your dick inside my ass..."
My dick was still too big for her ass, so I went slow. Bit by bit I was able to push in further. When I was all the way in, Patty was breathing heavily.
Me:"Are you okay?"
P:"Yes.. Yes. Just start fucking me already..."
I moved slowly at first, but soon I was pounding her ass. Her moans were screams at the same time. My left hand was playing with her clit.. her pussy was soaking.
P:"yeah just like that... just like that... uhhh... I'm cumming... I'm cumming!"
I pressed my hand against her pussy so I would catch most of her juice, but I didnt stand a chance against her waterfall. So Patty's juice was dripping on Annas bed. That thought turned me on so much, I came instantly. After I had filled her ass, I pulled out and she said "Damn you just destroyed my ass...I love it..."
Her pussy was still dripping, and now her ass too. She went to the bathroom and I cleaned up some of the mess we made. After we both got dressed, Patty said:
"Well I guess this is goodbye. Dont forget: no one can know about this."
Me:"So you wont even tell Haley?"
P:"Correct."
Me:"Well I'm gonna miss your snaps I think..."
P:"Well... I can send you more... if you promise to fuck me in the ass from time to time..."
Me:"I think I can do that." We laughed.

After that I didnt see Patty for years. She sent me some more pictures, never asked me for another round though. After some months Anna told me that Patty had a new boyfriend. Around that time the contact broke off completely. I have seen her lately though, but thats a story for another time :)

End of Part 12

can anyone add a sign saying hi brian

Dont worry Brian I treat your daughter like a princess.....

So in addition to wanting to be inside of a woman when she is bleeding from her period, and many other things, one thing I've always wanted to do is take a shower with a woman. I think it would be very sensual and intimate. Feeling that warm water, touching her wet body and holding it close to me, putting soap all over her body and washing it away. :)

Since I'm still a virgin who has never been in a relationship, it makes sense that I have never taken a shower with a woman. But I was shocked to meet a guy in the chat on here who says he has had girlfriends, but has never taken a shower with a woman! wtf?? If I had a girlfriend, we would take many showers together! :)

--Brian, 38 male, Silicon Valley

That's one hot sexy pose Brian

Coworker's Last Day

I am laying in bed right now next to my fiance and I have the biggest confession to make. My panties are completely soaked with another man's load.

My co-worker, nicknamed Brian here, had his last week at our office before being transferred to a different location with a manager position overseas to India. Brian and I always got along well, he was very flirty with me, we texted often after hours and things sometimes did go a little far on occasion. Everything we ever talked about was hypothetical like "if you had a hall pass for someone in the office, who would it be?" or "who has the nicest rack/dick/ass".

Tonight we all went out for drinks as a final send off for Brian as he leaves for India tomorrow. I reflected on our hall pass discussion and throughout the night it got brought up again by another co-worker in a light-hearted manner that mentioned Brian never got to use his hall pass. This sort of became the inside joke as the night went on.

About 9PM rolled around and people started clearing out. Brian and I walked out and as we were walking towards our car, I made one last ditch joke about a hall pass. He looked at me and said "there is still time." I giggled as we kept walking. When we got to our cars, he got in his and I hesitated. We've always had an affinity towards each other and I thought.. what the hell.. it'll only be once and not like anyone will know.

I opened the door.. to his passenger side. Got in and said "there still is time." as I reached over and unzipped Brian's pants. Brian's cock was exposed and I leaned over and began to suck it. Getting him nice and hard. Then I undid my top and exposed my tits to him. He fondled them and I continued to go down on him.

I stopped sucking him and pulled back to sit in the passenger seat. Smiling as I wiped away the spit from the corner of my lips and giggled. He reached over and I guided his hands down my pants to feel how turned on I was at this point. His fingers explored my bald pussy lips and made their way inside of me when I moaned. I reached over and grabbed his cock and continued stroking him as he fingered me. I reclined my seat back and took off my pants for him to give more room. He climbed over the center counsel of his car and I spread my legs open wide for him.

He entered inside of me and began pumping. I laid there with my legs up in the air and the back of my heels digging into his butt cheeks as he continued to pound me. I grasped his lower back with my hands and pushed his body closer into mine.

With every thrust I was getting closer and closer to getting off. Then Brian slid his hand down between my legs and started to rub my clit. This sent me over the edge. I was announcing to Brian that I was cumming and not to stop what he was doing. He kept going and told me he was getting close too. I was too close now for him to stop so I pleaded with him to keep going. A few moments later, I came all over his cock. My pussy tightened up as I pulsated against his member inside of me. And next I felt him pulsating back against me as he unloaded into me.

I kissed his lips as I put myself back together. Smiled as I left his car and told him "Have fun in India". As I drove home my phone lit up and there was a message from Brian that said "won't be as fun as this in India." with the video attached.