any guys into drinking animal piss

I confess I'm a tranny and would love to find a guy that would let me blow him and let me drink his piss.

Yes I really am trans, yes I really would do this.

Why am
i always the one to submit? I try and turn the tables on my wife all the time. I’ll tell her things like no panties with your sundress today… she turns it around and says “you wear panties today” and I do so does she with her sundress. I’ll tell her to piss her pants or panties and she tells me “no bathroom privileges for you today whatsoever!” And sitting on the deck having coffee she gets up to go use the Bathroom and says “ you’d better be spoiled when I return!” And she forces me to soil myself, I do and sit in it until she thinks I’ve been in it long enough. I bought her dildo, she fucked me with it. I tried getting her to flash a friend that was over for drinks, she stripped me down in front of my buddy making sure to boast about my panties I wore. Than had me remove them now totally naked to show him my little dick. She knows I wanted to see her sick his cock, she made me suck his cock and pointed out my little hard on to him as I sucksd his cock.  

So why do I walkways submit, why won’t she submit every now and than… it’s only fair. I’m 

looking to cyber with a kinky guy ;)

love cleaning dirty assholes with my tongue, getting my stupid face farted on, drinking piss, getting my face slapped, and more! women are stupid worthless sluts. come degrade me!!

send me a message ;)

Piss drinking slut

Hmm, well
AGES ago, i was at a party right, an' i usually make these drinks called 'Shit Mixes' (Yeah they sound way worse than they are).
ANYWAYS, this time i put alot into thought, and the ingredients i used in my 'shit mix' were:
Exstacy
Skunk
Piss
Jack Daniels
Fairy Liquid
Coke
Fruit Juice
Apple Tizer (Nasty shit)
Vodka
and two cigarettes
After of course tricking some stupid cunt into drinking it, i laterly found out he had to be rushed into Hospital...yeah, so am kinda feelin' bad about it....well, plus i framed someone into the act of making the unholy drink lol, so yeah, sorry guy

Confessing to something that happened around 20 years ago. No pics, just my recollection of what transpired. There was a Gus Macker tournament about 30 minutes from my sister in laws house, which would have saved my buddy and I a 3 hour trip in the morning. Our third lived downtown near the tourney and being married and having kids didnt have the room for us to spend the night. My wife asked her sister if me and my buddy could stay at her house and she was good with that.

Sister in law was divorced at the time and not dating. This is where it got funny. I told my buddy he should hook up with my sister in law. I described her and he said he wanted to see her first. Unknown to us, my wife and her sister were talking on the phone and my wife said you might like the other guy staying with you. (My wife told me this after the tourney). I'm 6'3 my buddy is 6'4 btw. When we got to her house she made a great dinner for us and bought a bunch of beer, like more than we could drink.

After dinner we were sitting outside on her deck chilling and the 2 of them were getting to know each other and she got up to use the bathroom and I asked him what he thought of her. He told me he'd let her suck his dick, so I was figuring I'd be watching movies later while they fucked. By 10pm we had drank more beer than I realized and headed inside. She put some music on and we were drinking and talking about basketball etc.

Dont remember what song came on but my buddy was dancing around the living room and acting like an idiot. He got me to join in and we tried to get her to get up and dance but she wouldn't. A slower song came on and he finally got her to dance, they weren't close but they were on their way. I got up to take a piss and grab another beer and when I came back with 3 beers, they were making out. I walked over and was like hey hey enough of that and laughing.

I came up behind her and put my long arms around her and my buddy and I was joking around and said group hug. They just kept on kissing and I started pressing against her ass. I could see his hands squeezing her boobs outside of her sweater, so I started squeezing her ass. She didnt do anything so I tried moving my hands up to her boobs but his we're still there. When he felt my hands he moved his and I was able to get 2 handfuls of her boobs. Checked her bra later and she was a 34C.
The fact she was letting us both play around with her made me a little bolder, so I moved my hands up and under her sweater and unhooked her bra. Felt both of my sister in law boobs for the first time and couldn't believe this was happening. I started lifting her sweater and told my buddy check these out.When I got the sweater to her shoulders she put her arms up and let me lift it over her head. My buddy was looking at me like dude this is your sister in law and I looked back and nodded.

After her top was off he started sucking her boobs and I remember she had her head tilted back and I was kissing her neck. I told my buddy to switch and he got behind her and my sister in law was like I cant believe I'm doing this with you. I started sucking her boobs and I think he had his hand between her legs because she was moaning a little. He reached around and unzipped her shorts and she was like I shouldn't be doing this with both of you at the same time and then she looked at me and said especially you. He slid her shorts and panties down her legs and she stepped out and they resumed kissing. I wasnt sure how far this go but wanted to make sure at least he got something out of the deal. I was just happy I sucked her boobs and felt her ass.

I think I remember telling him to show her his cock and when he pulled his shorts down they said something to each other and she got on her knees and started sucking him. So while she was sucking him we're looking at each other and trying not to laugh. I stepped to the side of them so I could watch and jerk off and I was impressed on how much cock she could swallow. After a minute she looked over and saw me jerking off and went back to sucking, but would glance over once in awhile to check. I was trying to hold off but it was kinda hard and my buddy goes why dont you take care of him as well. She stopped sucking and wiped her mouth and said he's my brother in law and something about it getting weird. He coaxed her into just taking the head and she did but then she started taking all of me just like she did with him. We were high 5 ing and she was like dont do that so we stopped. I thought he would let me cum in her mouth but her grabbed her arm and they started walking to the bedroom.

I followed them and she said something to him and I did hear him say, just this once. In bed she started off sucking him so I licked her pussy and ass from behind. After a few minutes we switched and I laid back and let her mouth go to work. He got behind her and started fucking her and I was thinking to myself, this is the kinda shit I jerk off to. She was loving having 2 guys at the same time. She would stop sucking me for a sec and either moan or tell us she couldn't believe she was getting 2 big cocks at the same time. I wasnt sure if she would let me fuck her but she did. For the next hour we took turns letting her ride one of us while she sucked the other or spitroast her. He even let me have her a couple of minutes alone. Eventually I came in her which was a fucking rush and she swallowed his load right after.
She slept between us in her bed that night and we were so tired from messing around we slept until the alarm went off. Next morning I woke up and she was sucking him so I got behind her and started licking and fingering her asshole. We won the 30-34 age that day and went back to her house to celebrate. As a reward she let us DP her. Kinda long but had to give all the details.

So. Might include pics later on during the thread, but this more showy-offy than just regular pics would make you think. I'm 25 and I went on Omegle one day about a couple of months back and went and found myself a lovely emotionally vulnerable girl who is very shy and insecure and I am being a total scumbag by getting off to that.
I have trained this 16year old (legal age in UK) virgin to call me Daddy, she wants to do anything to please me - and as you can imagine, I suggest some pretty perverted things.
I got bored a few times because, although she would go on webcam all the time, and even made me watch her sleep a few times, she would not show me dem tittehs. Each time I went away she would text me after a while and apparently I've become rather important to her world and am at the centre of it.
She has only seen pics of me, I'm too lazy to even have a webcam. But she is totally devoted to me and last night we had the best fucking skype wanking session ever. I finally got her to trust me enough to send me pics of her tits and even go on the cam topless. She was moaning and calling me Daddy and I was wanking so much that I was on the edge of orgasm for about 2-3 hrs, never wanting to jizz because it JUST KEPT GETTING BETTER.
She didn't want to send me a pic of her snatch because she had shaved it and hasn't really worked out how to do it well yet- and so she said the shaving was a bit bad and she was embarassed.
She was on her period and so fucking horny, and she kept trying not to play with herself but I just turn her on. She squirted and made a total mess of herself.
She kept telling me that she wants my babies and she will do anything, like drink my piss or lick my ass. I should also mention she is 5ft tall- which is really short, and she is SO tight she has only ever used one finger to finger herself with. She is a perverts dream.
My cock is SO fucking sore I really need to put some moisturiser on it, she is making me wank my cock raw. She can't wait for tonight, she didn't want to go because she was worried I won't come back. So cute.
Might add a bit more in a minute.. What are everybody's thoughts? :)

2023 ConfessionI have to confess that life is going good. On new years my girlfriend and I wrote resolutions. One of mine was trying to find who I was. Since then I realized and confessed to my girlfriend 4 things. 1st confession was that I love being a sub for hardcore Bdsm. "Whips, spankings, Slapping, pegging etc. 2nd confession I realized that I like being forcibly drink piss and getting peed on. 3rd I like wearing panties and bras. 4th not only that I like wearing panties and bras I also like to crossdress and wear chastity cage underneath my clothes and when i crossdress i like when men use me and over all be a bitch boy. And she is still with me after all those confession so i feel like she is the #1 girlfriend of the year. 

God I want to live and breathe filthy cocks, I want to get my pathetic throat fucked hard and deep, making me choke and gag on it. I want imy tongue to scoop up all the thick smegma built up so that I could eat up all the nasty dick cheese.

I need them to just break me, maybe even scrape that hot cock filth so they can stuff me with it and humiliate me more. Id love my pussy pounded until my womb is utterly backed up by cum so the men breeding me have no choice but to fill my nasty virgin shitter after having already so cruelly deflowered my poor sopping pussy. I want to be left gaping with their seed, my newly shaped anus a perfect rosebud after fisting it. I want them to piss on me and make me drink it, I'll become their living toilet and drink it all up. I need those nasty dicks with their creamy cheese so bad

Hello my wife and I we are a kind of legend of scat on the internet and we have many fans around the world who have followed us across the years ,we are into scat, piss, vomit, fetishes for 35 years with quite bit of experience without any restrictions ,we love playing scat at least 2 time a week in all its forms, we are always naked at home 12 months per year and always ready to play extreme filthy games including shit eating ,piss drinking,full scat smearing, farts smelling, dirty talk, messy anal sex, sex toy
we are both totally addicted to those fetishes and we are seeking

a single bi /100% busty toilet bbw with big fat ass and shaved pussy into the same interests with a quite bit of experience without any taboos and sexual limits,so if you recognize yourself in our request add and you want to live a dirty messy threesome mff with a nice perverted couple you are welcome ,like we are both retired we can accommodate at home without problem ,you must like all perversions we mentioned above and be covid and diseases free

my wife and I we can be also dominant than submissive and we need switch woman
to giving /receiving from USA or Canada only with a naked selfie gallery on motherless
no pics no answer we need someone serious in their steps no spam or false profile

I own a store in a local Mall. Sadly, I have no bathroom in the back, so I have to use the public restroom. Because it's a pain in the ass to go out there, I normally just piss in a bottle or cup and throw it in the trash can out in the mall.
But, Piss really turns me on, so a lot of the times when I do it, I feel kind of naughty (for lack of a better word) and my dick gets so hard. It's something about the feel of my warm piss coating the inside of the container. I can feel it. I want someone to watch or even take the place of the cup/bottle. Sometimes I end up jacking off into it too.
Recently, I found a new exciting thing to do.
This sweet, girl who comes in to help out on the weekends, leaves an insulated coffee mug here in the store to use with the keurig.
I pissed in it last week and let it sit in there all day long. at the end of the day, I just dumped it in the sink in the mall bathroom. But I didn't wash the cup. When she came in Saturday, She grabbed it and used it. Every drink she took was amazing. Watching her lick her lips after every sip made me so rock hard it was unbearable! I even asked her how it was and she said "Awesome!"
I told her to watch the store and went to the bathroom and jacked off in one of the stalls because I couldn't stand it any longer!
So, today is Thursday...and I just pissed in it again! I can't wait till Saturday!!

Quality Brit drinks up the piss

Fuck yea. They just released the episode of Fear Factor where the twin girls drink Donkey Piss and Cum. Was shown on Danish TV, not in the U.S. http://www.tmz.com/videos/0_9iy2mdcl

iv been collecting my piss all day and storing it in Gatorade bottles. secretly stealing a sip when i can. i have managed to collect about 1.3L so fan and have been drinking as much as possible to collect more. what should i do with it when im done. your call. im leaning tword a giggley piss bath with piss ennmas

I’m not gay I’m a sissy faggot.
Don’t have any romantic interest in men. Infact I love women. Especially slutty women. But sexual I want to be a slutty women. I want to be a public whore. I want men to fuck me like the 19yo NO LIMIT cum slut I see my self as.

Honestly I think my ideal relationship would be with an older couple say 50’s. Serving under the fat BBW fuck pig wife. I imagine being all dressed up and bound up in the corner. Chastised and plugged wearing a funnel gag and serving as a urinal for the wife’s drunken Gand bang party. I as I watch her fat roll bounce like a lava lamp as she takes 3 cocks at once I am truly in love. I worship this woman and all she can take. After the last cream pie my gag is removed and the fat balding husband drags me by my pigtails to the end of the bed shoving my face into my loves fat gaping blown out cum filled pussy and Bellows “EAT!!” As I burry my face in her massive pussy he tears away my plad skirt and panties and violently rips my princess plug out of my sissy ass. As I let out a massive shreek the woman I love orgasms and sprays all those strangers cum and her piss all over my face. Then I feel the cock of the fat old man that ownse the woman I love slam into my sissy pussy as he degrades me. He angerly explains that worthless fat pigs need to be used and abuesd by true alpha men and that’s the only thing worth less than a fat pig slut is the sissy boy that loves her for the disgusting pig she is.

I hate this Man I truly despise him except for the fact that he is 💯% right. And for that reason I worship this man. I gladly such his old sweaty balls. I gladly rim his ass and drink his piss because he’s right. I am madly in love with his fat pig slut of a wife. She has no limits then neither should I.

After all the men have brutally fucked me and my lovely pig has cum 2 more times they drag me into the bathroom floor and piss all over me.ad I lay there my my 300 pound public slit waddles in and crouches over my face and tells me I was a very good slit trainee today and I deserve a reward. As I see he blown out but hole lower over my mouth she wispers “in been saving this for you for the past hour”. She then squirts a massive load of strangers cum mixed with her shit into my open mouth. She then kisses me on the forehead and wispers in proud of you.

As I lay there savoring the beautiful gift given to me by the woman I love. I realize. This is where I belong this is who I was mentioned to be.

Looking for a female any age whose into being pissed on and coverd in cum hopefully in Scotland or willing to travel piss drinking and diapers.might be involved aswell 

i'm so fucking spun. i've been smoking meth, doing booty bumps, edging my fat cock, and plugging/fucking myself in the ass for going on 30 hours at this point. i just put 2 dildos in my ass. it felt SO FUCKING GOOD. now i'm gonna drink piss

i love putting things in my moms food ive put my piss in her food rubbed my cock on things before giving them to her to eat and came in one of her drinks before it feels so nice and i get such a thrill out of watching her eat the food ive just had my cock on im currently in a motel with her and once she falls asleep im gonna do it again might jerk off over her while shes asleep

I am married, but started fooling around with a girl at work, she is married too. Well turns out she is willing to do anything in the world i want or ask. Long story short, everyday she gives me a hand job at least. She lets me Fuck her ass, piss on her. She eats my asd, drinks my pee, eats candy that was in my ass, and lets me do any nasty thing with her i want to at work and outside of work. It's just crazy that there really are women out there that you would least expect to do crazy Shit like that. Ours pretty amazing!

Had an affair with a renter who just broke up with her bf. Came home pissed, depressed and confused. I was in my home office working when I got a text from her asking for help in something in her room. I went to the room and saw her sitting on the bed crying. I asked whats wrong and she told me that they just broke up and she wanted to drink. I had some rum and whiskey stashed away. So I prepared several drinks and we started drinking in the dinner table. After finishing the rum and we starting on the whiskey, she said that she wants to lie down. I helped her into the bed. She then suddenly hugged me and said that she wants me to stay. So I stayed.

She gave me an amazing blowjob. And we fucked for the rest of the night. She was insatiable. There was a part when she was giving a blowjob and she was kinda crying. Memorable night. :D

This is the first time I'm sharing this.

I have been branded- (tattooed) by my wife... as her sissy. She doesn’t want my little clitty (cock) anymore. She has recently made me ask for permission to cum and if she finds out I’ve done it without she’s locking me up in chastity 24/7! She can’t use me as a full toilet due to a house guest since June, this is driving her crazy! So She has started me on herbals that contain estrogen and it’s making my clitty even softer than it was, I can hardly manage a consistent half hard cock anymore. She only allows me to cum with a condom on over my little shaft and balls. After I rub my little encased clitty and cum she makes me wear it until I piss in it, carefully remove it then she makes me drink the contents of piss and cum before she relieves herself pissing in my mouth which I must drink and suck down without missing a drop. She believes her hormones will aid in my further sissification! She’s so proud of her tattoo she’s made me pay for with a blowjob to the artist who did it. She tells her friends, and even had me show it on occasions. She loves showing off my panties too.

I’m so horny to suck cock, and get fucked because she loves watching me fuck and suck men, she talks about it all the toms keeping me horny and when I am rubbing she tells me she loves watching gay men get done by me. She loves me to be gay (not that I can deny I am) she loves her control and power however she can have it over me.

Anyone else been branded a sissy or faggot by their dominant wives?

Piss drinking 2

I don't know why i bother coming online anymore, it used to be fun talking to different people from all over the world and playing games with them. But now all the chat rooms are filled with fat ugly girls that think they are gods gift to men. What makes matters worse is that most of the guys spend all the time begging to see their nasty ass tits on cam. It's not like the internet doesn't have enough free chat rooms with good looking models on it who are naked. I only come online now to check my emails and jerk off to the models before i go to work.
It has been a long time since i have talked to anyone who made me give a shit about what they are saying. Even on tv the women have nothing interesting to talk about, they just stand around trying to be noticed and pulling pouting faces.

My list of women who piss me off for being useless and yet being rich....
helen flanagan
snookie
tulisa
kim kardashiananana (not even going to google it to see how its spelled)
Ke$ha (why the fuck spell your names with a symbol!!)
When i think about the culture we live in i can see why other nations would dispise us. They are going hungry and also don't have fresh drinking water, where as we are wasting stupid amounts of water and food each day. People are getting crazy fat and then they are spending more money on special foods, tablets and ways to get thin. Um here's a thought.... STOP CRAMMING BACON DOWN YOUR FUCKING NECKS! We are also spending our money on whatever piece of shit a celebrity puts their name on.

Am i the only one who feels this way?

Few months ago my girlfriend of 7 yrs cheated on me and we broke up I took it upon my self to start having sex with her mom her mom is now my slave I make her drink my piss and lick my ass she does any thing she is told

Looking for a video from yesterday on the most favorited trending page.

It was a girlfriend who got harshly humiliated by his boyfriend. He pissed in his mouth while she was drinking it, she crawled to the bathroom, she licked off her puke from the base of his dick, he called her stupid multiple times and degraded her verbally in multiple ways. she also was sent to get a beer for him. Also she was called a slut a lot of times

Id really like to jerk off multiple times to this. can someone link it pls?

Thx.

https://xhamster.com/videos/sissy-drink-piss-cum-cocktail-xhqMpYz

I confess to having this fantasy of having guys pissing on me and me drinking their piss. I have been playing with my own piss for a while now and have even tasted it and swallowed.

Drinking a full glass of morning piss...

In Korea at camp humphreys...need a girl to sit on my face and to make me drink he piss!!! Bbw and older is cool with me!!!

I have been pissing in my girlfriends juice in the fridge for the last couple years at least twice a week. She has no idea whatsoever. I love to watch her guzzle it down in front of me. She bitches so much all the time that I really don't feel bad. I actually feel really good about it. Im actually about to piss in her juice here in a minute. Id love to hear about people who do the same to their girls or the women in their families. Or who ever. I also cum in her salad dressing. Ive also watched a few of her friends guzzle down my piss too. I know its sick but its so hot watching girls drink my piss.

Okay I got a real confession to admit. I keep fantasizing my girlfriend getting fucked by my best friend. While I'm having sex. This all started a few years back with my x-gf. I used to live with my parents and I had nowhere to take my x-gf to fuck unless it was in my car which got old after a while so I would go over to my best friends apartment with her and he would be cool with me fucking her in his bedroom. So that went on for a couple weeks and I knew he could hear us fucking from his living room, I would jokingly say to her while we are fucking that imagine if he were to walk in on us and see us fucking. She would also ask me things like if I thought he could hear us or if I thought he might be jerking off in the living room. Anyways 1 day we go over and before we get out of the car I tell her to take off her bra. So that my friend could see her nipples through her shirt. At first she wasn't too sure, but I kept saying please and she said fine and removed her bra I then told her to remove her panties and again she said no especially since she was wearing a skirt , but I begged her and told her it would make it really exciting to have her without any undergarment. So she went ahead and removed them too. We went into his apartment and thats when things got real fun. We had some shots of rum and I grab his laptop and sat on the sofa with her to my right, I then look up some porn and she's all laughing and acting silly about it. But after 2 or 3 minutes she starts paying more attention to the porn and I can tell it was turning her on. I put my arm around her and let my hand rest on her tit and slowly start caressing it and getting her nipple hard. She doesn't say no even though my friend is in the room with us drinking rum. She then places her hand on my pants and rubs my cock from the outside. My buddy see this and sits next to her and I place the laptop on her thighs so I could see the porn too. So this goes on for about 5 minutes and her nipple was real hard and my dick was fully erect and I can tell that my friend is also excited. The porn ends and I tell him to pull up another 1. So he grabs the laptop and grabs her leg at the same time, but I don't say nothing and neither does she. I decide to go use the bathroom at that point and see what happens between them while I'm gone. So I get up and go to the bathroom just as he starts another porn and as I'm leaving I can still see his hand on her knee. While I'm peeing I keep thinking about what might happen if this continues and if I was really ready to share my then girlfriend with him. I finally decide to just go with the flow and see what happens. I then flush the toilet. And wash my hands and join them in the living room but as I go into the living room I see him fingering her and she's all quiet watching the porn and not making eye contact with me. I walk over to another chair and pour myself another shot. The whole time his got his fingers in her and she doesn't even look at me or says anything. I'm getting hard and I relax and watch them for a bit. He then leans over to her and says something in her ear and she nods with an okay. And I see him unzip his pants and take his dick out she drops to her knees and starts sucking him while he sits on the sofa. I couldn't believe that she was doing this. But I guess it was my fault cuase I had tempted her too much by making her take her underwear off earlier and also by putting on the porn in he first place. She must have thought that this is what I wanted. Which I did but I wasn't 100% sure I wanted to see her getting fucked by him. Anyways the story continues but it's pretty long. If u want to hear it ask me and I will tell you the rest of the details. But my problem now is that I can't get off unless I picture my best friend fucking my current girlfriend. And it's really pissing me off. I feel like a bitch having to think about my friend fucking my girlfriend while I watch. It turns me on so bad but I know it's wrong and it would destroy my relationship as well. But I don't know what to do about this problem. Why can't I just be normal and enjoy regular sex with my girlfriend. Btw my current girlfriend is beautiful she is a nurse and has blond hair and only 130 lbs with nice B cup size breasts and a super nice ass. And she loves me a lot and wants to get married as well. And all I can think about while fucking her is my best friend sticking it to her and busting a big nut inside her and all sorts of sick shit. (Sigh) guess I'm just fucked up.

Saturday night I was sitting on the patio having drinks with two friends when suddenly my wife came out naked and walked straight into the pool. She didn't say a word, just did it. Apparently she saw my posts on here from a few weeks ago showing off her bikini pics and saying how I loved how she wore see through or limited covering tops around my friends and said how I'd love to see her blow them. Apparently that pissed her off and she wanted to make me mad. Unfortunately for her, I enjoyed it all way too much.  The three of us got up, took our clothes off and went to the pool. Without saying anything my wife put them on the side, went back and forth blowing them, had them both cum on her tits and then left the pool and went to bed. 

28 y/o guy and it’s my life’s dream to meet a woman that would use me as a personal urinal. Whether she comes over and just pisses in my lap, makes me drink it straight from her, funnels it into my ass, or however she wants me to take it. I love the thought of it being used to lay claim to me or degrade me. I would be that woman’s property and service her in every way possible. There’s nothing I’d deny her

So - do yu have any Bad Resolutions for 2022?

People make Good Resolutions at New Year to live better lives, but I guess ML pervs should make bad ones, to live out more depraved and satisfying sex lives in 2022.

So - what are your 2022 goals , targets aspirations or challenges? Sexual mainly I guess , but you can throw in any other ones on the bucket list , like get blind drunk at parties. What are those new kinks you are promising yourself to explore in the coming year? The sex acts you want to commit, the people you realistically hope to fuck... the porn niches you are going to dig into....

Mine - get a first piercing in 2022. Needs to be, and I want it to be a sexual one. Thinking about a frenum , but any suggestions and advice will be considered! Drink piss much more often and deeper . Started but I need to get deeper in. And start to get more into BDSM porn. The materialI've been watching these last few years has slowly been getting harder and nastier, but BDSM is something I've not yet given my balls fully to. (Always open to suggestions of other niches worth exploring)

What are yours . Guys - and yes gals topo (ML girls certainly have kinky desires they secretly want to explore)

Don't be shy - tell us what you are promising yourself for 2022 (and post anonymously if you aren't feeling tooo brave)

I had a strange relationship with my room mate, back in my 20's.

I just started working in the city, and she was a friend of a friend, who needed a room mate, so that is how we started living together. We were both in mid 20's, and she was this petite, beautiful brunette, very slim, flat chested, but with a great, athletic figure.

She was a great room mate, nice, calm, not too loud, didn't party, nor have people over, and I was pretty much the same. Of course she attracted me sexually, but I wasn't doing anything about it for two reasons, first one, not to ruin a perfectly well organized living situation, second, I figured she was out of my league.

It was a small, one bedroom apartment, so in the beginning I was sleeping on the couch in the living room. After a while, we figured that we like spending time together in the evenings, watching TV, and drinking cheap beer and wine.

In the end, she called me to sleep in the bedroom, since it had two beds, with an agreement that one of us will evacuate to the couch, if the other brings someone in.

That never happened to me, and she wasn't very active either, she had one bf, for a short time, but I think he slept over two or three times.

Neither of us had many friends, so it was just me and her.

She started going out of the shower just in her underwear, changed in front of me (never going naked, but stripping down to her undies), and I would joke about it, asking her to stop, since I haven't had a girlfriend in ages, and she was replying with some motivational shit, like, go out more, laughing it off.

I would use this new situation, to go out of the shower just in my boxers, with my erection clearly visible. She always looked, but didn't comment.

Every night, I would go to bed , with a raging hard on, I would smell her in the room, too afraid to even move. One of those nights, we weren't still asleep, each in our own bed, and I was so horny, that I thought I will get an aneurism, so I got up, and told her I am going to the living room, and if she would be ok not to come out until I am back. With a sleepy voice, she asked me "gonna watch porn", and we both laughed when I said yes.

So I did this two or three times a week, and always told her to stay away, and she would always have a comment, something like "you did it yestraday", or "again?", but every time it was in a joking fashion, so I figured she didn't mind.

Few weeks later, during one of those nights, she suddenly got out of the bedroom, saying loudly "don't mind me, I got thirsty".

The sound of her voice, and the sight of her, made me cum instantly, and I just covered myself with a blanket, until she got back in the room.

These late night visits weren't frequent, but after a while, she continued to do it. "Bathroom, passing through", or "sorry", and I just started edging, while waiting for her to come. I stopped covering myself when she would pass by, and with corner of my eye, I was looking if she was looking my way. She was.

As soon as she would be back in the room, I would cum. So, I wanted a next step, to cum in front of her. I edged for seven days, yes, seven days, without cumming, during the day, while at work, my balls were hurting, and I just wanted to give her a show. It wasn't intentional, I must admit, on day three, I had my living room session, but she didn't come out, same on the day five, but on the seventh day, I almost lost all hope, when I heard the door open. At this point, she didn't even speak to let me know she is coming through, she just went to the bathroom.

Now, the couch was facing slightly towards the bathroom, with a bedroom door being behind. As I saw her coming out, I started blasting. I didn't look at her, I just saw her shadow standing there, it was so hard not to moan, since I shot three giant ropes of cum all over my chest.

"Jesus fucking Christ, man, we must find you a woman."

I felt a great deal of shame, at that moment, and this perfectly describes our relationship. It was obvious that she didn't want me, and there was some sourness in those words.

Yet, this continued, and one night, when passing by, she told me "this is stupid, if you have to do it, do it in the room, it is the same for me at this point, I saw your pecker a thousand times".

So, I did. She would just sleep, but with a few little changes. She stopped wearing pj's, because "this spring is too hot", even though we've been living together long enough, that I know that she wore her short summer pj's last year. I knew when she was sleeping, and when she was awake. While sleeping, she would cover herself totally, I guess she felt cold, like most women tend to, but when she was awake, she would "accidentally", uncover her bottom, for me to admire it.

One night, while I was doing it, she turned my way, looking at me. "What are you watching?"

"You don't wanna know"

"Ah, cmon..."

"Two guys one girl, a threesome."

"What are they doing?"

"Double penetration"

"Ewww, that sounds gross"

And she just turned around.

It was all like this, I can't even remember all the instances something similar happened. The funny part is, besides this, we still clicked perfectly, hung out every night, joked around, but it was obvious that she wasn't into me.

One night, we were drinking up to late at night, and I wasn't planning on wanking, since I was almost wasted, as was she. When we got to our beds, I almost fell asleep, when I heard some movement. Turned around, she was on her stomach, with her bottom uncovered, wearing a silk tongue (who wears that to sleep), and she was touching herself, with her hand, which was underneath her, while reaching between her legs.

"What are you doing?"

"Shut up, you do it every other night, I can do it once, can I "

I got up, and just couldn't ignore it. She heard me, she felt me standing over her, but continued. My hand reached between her legs, and I started kissing her ass cheeks, her legs. She pulled her hand back, and responded kindly,with moaning. I wanted to turn her around, but she made it clear that she likes it that way, tried to lick her pussy, from behind, but she kept her pelvis on the mat, but when my tongue reached between her cheeks, she perked her ass up, and let me have it. In under a minute of ass licking, she was done, moaning loudly, almost screaming.

As the thought of me mounting her was passing through my mind, she said "don't even think about it", and covered herself.

You can imagine how pissed I was. Still, this continued for a few more months, until one night, while we were hanging out, and drinking, she, while being quite tipsy, opened up, and told me that this whole thing became weird, that she loves me as a friend, but she feels this is sick, and that it has to stop.

I felt ashamed, and just sat there, like an idiot.

"I understand you, but, you know... Maybe I can suck you off, sometimes, I don't know"

I just got up, and unbuttoned my pants, and she did it, right there.

And, it became a thing. I was very careful not to overdo it, I would only bring it up when we had a fun night, when she had a few drinks, and felt good all around. I tried touching her, giving my best to get a reaction, but most times she would just move my hand. It wasn't frequent, maybe twice a month, and sometimes, she would do it mechanically, with no vigor, but other times, I could feel she was horny, since she flirted with my cock, looked me in the eyes, etc. One time, she even licked my ass. Not really, but it is the closest I ever got to a rim job, I was laid back on the couch, she was on her knees between my legs, going down on my balls, and as I wanked, while she was licking them, I lifted my legs a bit too high, to give her access to my scrotum, and she just went down, and went from bottom all the way to the balls, with her full tongue, crossing over my asshole. Not only did it make me cum instantly, she found it hilarious, and laughed like crazy.

This went on for another year, and I couldn't help but to fantasize, about her finally giving in, loving me, making love to me, since I couldn't imagine living without her.

Until one afternoon, she told me she is having someone over, and that I should relocate to the couch. She met him the day before. I could hear them fucking, she was moaning loudly, and the bed was fighting for it's life.

That was it, I had to move out.

It was fun, it was amazing, that period was the most interesting and intense part of my sex life, but you can understand why I feel bitter sweet, when thinking about it.

After I moved out, I have never seen her again. We were friends on fb, until she deleted her profile, and that was it.

One might think, that I felt the old urge, and passion, while writing all of this, but no, I felt miserable.

I've been itching to tell someone about my weekend and figured this would be the perfect forum. Little background: 
In my friend group I have about 10 really close friends, we get together most weekends for drinks, games, partying ect... One of my buddies girlfriends and I have a great relationship, we've known eachother for 10 years and always come to eachother for advice. A few weekends ago me and my roomates had everyone over, & around 4-5 am we were both really drunk in my basement away from everyone else. She was giving me advice with this girl I was talking to, I was giving her advice with her boyfriend, and we we're  both talking about how much we valued eachothers friendship. There were some long hugs exchanged & we were leaning against eachother on the couch, getting pretty close. At one point someone still awake upstairs texted me asking where I was, so I told her I'd be right back and that I was probably gonna pass out soon. To my surprise she asked "Will you grab a pillow & blanket & sleep down here with me? Thats not weird is it? 
 "Of course not, friends can sleep next to eachother, right?" I tell her
 "Exactly, and maybe set an alarm on your phone for 7am so you can sneak back into your room before anyone sees".  At this point I'm wondering where this is going but I dont think much of it, so I head upstairs, & say goodnight to my buddy. Few minutes later I head back downstairs and she's fast asleep on the couch. I give her a couple nudges and say her name but its not doing anything & I don't wanna be weird so I just call it a night and head back up to my room to pass out. 

Fast forward a few weeks to last weekend. Me and about 14 other people are all out camping on a beach in Maine having a great time. By nightfall on Friday everyone was very drunk after a day full of heavy drinking, and on my way back to the campsite from taking a piss, my buddies girlfriend emerges out of the darkness looking sad. I asked her what was up and she said that she just felt ugly & unattractive. I said "What?!? Are you crazy? Your basically a fantasy for everyone in the friend group." Immediately her whole demeanor changed and she was beaming with excitement and curiosity; she couldn't believe it! She asked me if I ever thought about her like that, to which I explained that I dont really watch porn that much and prefer to use my imagination, and she was definitely apart of that. We wandered back to our campsite but sat on a picnic table away from everyone else playing Beirut, and continued to say things we definitely shouldn't have been saying to eachother. At one point she leans to me, & whispers in my ear in a sexy ass voice "What if I slipped into your tent after everyone falls asleep?" I immediately start to get hard & my heart starts to race as I think of how to even respond. 
 "We really shouldn't...but fuck I want to..." 
 She basically says the same thing back, then all of the sudden, the plank of wood we were sitting on, snapped off the picnic table and  sent both of us stumbling to the sand. We both immediately joked that it was some higher power trying to stop what was about to happen, laughed it off went to go join the rest of our friends. 

Hot as fuck! I would be on my knees to serve her anyway she wanted, drinking her piss, sucking that milk from her ass, cleaning her hole, eating her cum, I would beg to eat her shit… she has me hard and ready to blow a load - HARD! 

I must say that I am very excited about writing this memory as it was at least two years ago and I am not ahamed to say that I am rock hard again just thinking about it let alone describing it!

Firstly, A little about my then girlfriend: She really liked being dominated, aggressive sex, spanking, tied-up etc. and she also said that being fucked and having orgasms were much more pleasurable with a full bladder. She didn't mind at all wetting herself for me as they all sort of came together. I should add that I do go crazy and lose myself when she does wet herself. So, I had sometime before told her about one of my biggest fantasies and one day she surprised me�.

We were on holiday in the Canaries and I had hired a small apartment. We were sitting in the bar one afternoon a small distance from home drinking beer, we were both wearing shorts and tee-shirts when she suddenly announced with a naughty smirk on her face that she had drank two litres of beer and some coffee that lunchtime and was completely desperate for a piss and did I mind if she went. I caught on immediately and told that as a matter of fact I did mind. My cock went immediately rock hard. "oh" she said " but I really, really have to go!" "Well you are just going to have to wait until we get back to the appartment" I replied in a stern voice. She just sat there and wriggled as we carried on with polite conversation. "Look" she suddenly blurted "we HAVE to go now, pleeeeeese" "No, I want to finish my beer" She went silent for a moment and moved one of her hands down to her crotch. "shit, I've just done some". I was so turned now that I was in danger of just coming there and then so I said "right OK lets go". We both got up and walked the distance to the appartment, me behind so that I could stare at the small wet patch in her white denim shorts.

When we got to our door I started looking for the keys "hurry!hurry!" she said "I'm going to let go" I took more time looking for the keys all the time glancing at her crotch, and then it happened�.a big stream of piss ran out of both sides of her shorts, down her legs onto the floor."you know what going to happen to you now girl, don't you?"I whispered. "yes, I think so" she replied with a trembling voice.

I got the door open and we went in "please let me go to the toilet" she cried. "you must be fucking joking you *****" and I grabbed her and put my hand on her wet shorts. It was gourgous. They were still warm and so,so wet. I started to take them off and slid them down her legs and dived my face into her soaking white cotton panties. I smelt them, I licked them, I sucked them�..she pissed some more and that was it..I turned her around and gave a sharp smack on her arse. I then stood up and dragged her across the room to the kitchenette table. All the time I could hear and see spurts of piss dribbling out of her panties onto the floor. "bend over *****" and pushed her down onto the table. I spanked her twice each time feeling those fantasticly wet knickers. "ouch! Ouch! Stop it, it's making me piss myself" more piss poured out. I undid my shorts and took them and my pants off and furiously started to wank myself, small drops of come were dripping from the tip. Grabbing her panties aside with one hand I guided my cock into her very swollen cunt and thrusted violently, She started to gasp "your going to make me come"she screamed. I spanked her again and then thrust again, spanking, thrusting faster and faster until she started to shudder and moan. "I'm coming!!!!" "don't you fucking dare" I shouted and slipped myself and felt a hot stream on my cock. "now get up and sit on the edge of the table with your legs open. She complied and sat there in a spreading pool of yellow liquid. I pulled her panties aside again and thrust into her. "now play with yourself" Her hand moved onto her clit and she started to rub it furiously. I pulled up her tee-shirt and sucked her tits. I could feel all the time small spurts of my come shooting inside her. Suddenly whe gasped and shuddered "Oh my god, that's so good" she moaned and came violently. By this time I was at the point of no return. And pulled out again and buried my face back into her panties "I'm going to suck your cunt dry of all that beautiful piss and pussy juice, let it all go" and she obliged letting out the last big gush straight into my face. It dripped all down my chin and onto my tee-shirt while I wanked myself."now I'm going to shoot my load all over those beautiful wet panties of yours" and positioned my cock against the now see-through material, one hand playing with her tits. I started to shoot and it came and came. It was the best orgasm I have ever had.

I really need to write this down before I lose my nerve. I can't believe what happened and If It ever came out I would be finished, my family would dis own me. I am Dave and I got divorced about 5 years ago, I am 45 and I look after myself and have quite a good body, my cock is not all that long only 6 inches but it is very thick. When I got divorced I moved into a flat very close to the city center and my work.
My oldest daughter is 19 and anytime she is out on the town she has taken to staying at my place, it saves her trying to find a taxi back to her mums and I usually have to drive her home in the morning.
A few weeks ago she turned up with a friend in tow, this was a new friend and I had never met her and my god she was hot as hell. Lucy asked if it was OK for Susan to stay too, me being a cool dad said of course it was OK. They headed to the spare room and I went to bed. I never close my bedroom door and from my bed I can see right to the bathroom door. I was finding it hard to sleep as the girls were laughing a lot, as i was laying in bed I saw Susan go to the bathroom, she was naked and I was suddenly wide awake, when she put the light on I saw her very clear, her ass was perfect, when she came out I got to see the front of her, shaved pussy and my got her boobs were massive, she looked right at me and smiled. I was horny as hell now and my cock was rock hard, I was soon playing with it thinking of her sexy body after about 10 minuets it got very quiet and I thought I would go take a peek. The door was wide open and my daughter was fast asleep, what I didn't expect was Susan was sitting on the chair naked and also sleeping. I knew they were both out for the count and stood in the doorway and gave my cock a good workout.
The next morning Lucy asked if I could drop them both off, they were both bright and happy, no hangover at all, I dropped Lucy at her mums and asked Susan where I needed to drop her? She directed me to her home, but as she got out the car she gave me a peck on the cheek and thanked me, I saw right down her top and again my cock got hard.
Friday night past It was 2am when I heard a knock at the door, I thought that Lucy must have forgot her key, but when I opened the door it was Susan standing there on her own, she asked me if I could give her a lift home as she had lost her bag and didn't know what else to do, and as she had been just down the road from my flat decided to chance it, she was not drunk at all, but looked even better than she did the time before, she was wearing a very short low cut black dress. I invited her in and told her I had been having a few beers earlier and couldn't drive her but said I would pay for a taxi, but added she could stay in the spare room if she wanted, at this point all kinds of things were going through my mind. I thought she would take the taxi but said she would prefer to stay. She went to the spare room and came back wearing my daughters dressing gown, she sat on the couch and I asked her if she wanted a coffee? she asked if I had any vodka? I came back with vodka for us both and she told me about her bad night. It turned out she was on a date but he turned out to be a right ass hole and was pissed off because he looked good and she was horny. I almost dropped my drink. She was smiling and asked if she had shocked me? I told her no but I was not used to girls talking like that with me, she said she was used to talking with her mum like this and told her everything. Another drink and she asked if I knew all the things Lucy got upto? I laughed and told her it may be better if I never knew, she said that was maybe for the best. She said she was going to bed and I was doing the same. Again I was laying in bed looking in the direction of the toilet, I saw her go in, again naked, and when she came out she stood in the doorway and asked me if I liked what I saw? My cock was rock hard and all I could say was yes, She walked into my room pulled back my covers and jumped in with me, her hand went to my cock and she kissed me.
I fucked her twice and she gave me the best blow job I have ever had, I woke the next morning with her next to me and I couldn't believe my luck but was so scared my daughter would find out. I got up didn't bother to dress and went to make some coffee, she came in a little later, she was still naked and she came and kissed me. It lasted for ages and my cock was hard again, again she went down on me and after a bit I bent her over the table and fucked her from behind. As I was fucking her she took her phone out and called my daughter, she told her that the date went bad but found someone else and he was fucking her as they talked, for some reason this got me even more horny, I shot my cum in her and she hung up.
she took a picture of my cock saying she wanted to show Lucy, I really wasn't sure about that but I let her anyway. I drove her home and was just going to drop her off but she said I should come in and meet her mum, I said no but she said she would hear about me anyway and I should meet her,
I will tell you that story next

I would like to admit, I love fucking strippers! This is a tale of my first experience.

I was in Houston, at a shady ass strip club, not one of those big chain clubs. I was drinking my beer, minding my own business, when a pretty decent stripper sits down and starts chatting me up. I don't know what nationality she was, but definitely english as a second language. Perhaps russian or something. She was white, 5'6" ish tall, in her late 20s or early 30s, thin build, flat ass, tight tummy and roughly c-cup. Anyway, she was trying to talk me into a private dance when this latino/puerto rican (definitely spanish of some sort) chick comes and butts in. She explains to me that my money will go farther with her. The white chick leaves, pissed off, and the spanish chick sits down. She's not much better, still a later 20s girl, barely over 5', b+ to c- breasts, and very tight little body. A few tats, but not a big deal. When the song is coming to an end, she tells me to go to the private for a dance, I won't be sorry. Of course, I go.

About 30 seconds into the dance, she is unbuttoning my pants and before I know it, my cock is in her mouth. She sucks it long enough to get me hard and she whips out this rubber from I don't even know where. It's on my cock and she is back in my lap before I even notice. Her panties are pulled to the side, and my cock rams right up into her hole. Her tits are in my face, nipple in my teeth, and she is riding hard and fast. During the second song, she tells me to hurry or it'll be another $20. I start rubbing her clit with one hand, her ass with another, and before I know it I am firing off ropes of cum as hard as I did when I was in my twenties. One of the best orgasms of my life, and this little slut slides off, takes the condom off with her teeth, grabs her bra, and walks off into the night.

Fucking Fantastic times!