just found this in an old usenet archive i once downloaded.... good advice

ERIN'S BLOWJOB ADVICE FOR GOOD SLUTS

There is a lot of bad information about how to give a good blowjob on the internet. I have written this guide to help girls understand how they can be much better at doing what they are supposed to do. I am hereby releasing this text into the public domain so all sluts can read it.

I am calling you sluts because that is the first thing you have to understand. If you want to do what you are meant to do then you can't think of yourself as girlfriend, wife, lover. When a man looks down at you and sees you with a cock in your mouth, he sees a slut. You are a slut.

WHAT'S THE PURPOSE OF A BLOWJOB

Don't listen to advice that tells you blowjobs are intimate or loving. Blowjobs are not even about physical pleasure. Fucking your mouth feels good for a man but so does fucking your other holes. The reason men like to fuck your face is the same reason they like to fuck your ass: because it degrades you. When a man makes you gag on his cock, it's not an accident. He wants you to suffer. A man does not cum in your mouth because it feels good. Cumming feels the same everywhere. He cums in your mouth because he wants you to taste his cum. Men like to watch women gag on dildos. The dildo doesn't feel anything. Men just like to see women humiliated. That's also why they like to cum on a woman's face. To mark her as a slut.

Do you understand that? That's you.

THE FIRST RULE OF BLOWJOBS: DON'T COMPLAIN

Don't complain if deepthroating his cock makes you gag. Don't complain if he cums in your mouth. Don't complain if he cums on your face. Don't complain if he slaps you. Don't complain if you don't like the taste of his cock. Don't complain if he fucks your throat so hard that you vomit. Don't complain if you can't breathe. Don't complain if he doesn't stop when you want him to.

Remember: if you feel like crying, you're doing it right.

THE BASICS

You're here to get fucked. That means his cock will go into your throat, not just your mouth. You have three important holes: your mouth, your pussy and your asshole. Your mouth shouldn't get fucked less deeply than the other two.

You're not here just to lick his cock. The reason you may have to lick his cock is so that you can get its taste in your mouth. If a man asks you to lick his cock, he wants you to really fill your mouth with the taste of penis so that you know you're a slut. But that's just a detail. You're here to get facefucked.

Getting facefucked can be active or passive. Either he fucks your throat with his cock, his fingers or a dildo. Or you do it yourself. In both cases you have no control. You don't set the rhythm. You don't take breaks unless told to. You never use your hands unless he says so. You just open your mouth and take his cock as deep as it goes. Not "as deep as you can"! Your lower lip should touch his balls. If he holds you down, don't struggle. Remember: you're a slut. He knows you don't like it. That's why he's doing it.

HOW TO SWALLOW

If he cums in your mouth, you will always swallow his cum. The only reason you would ever spit out some cum is if he tells you to, for example if you're supposed to wear it on your tits or spit it into the mouth of another girl.

You should never take cum down the back of your throat. If you do that, you won't taste it. Always draw back enough to let him cum into the front of your mouth, onto your tongue. He wants you to know that taste. He wants you to know what you've done. You've taken a man's semen into your mouth like a whore. He may ask you to show him his cum on your tongue, to remind you of your position. Never swallow immediately.

THE SECOND RULE OF BLOWJOBS: MOST CUM BELONGS IN YOUR MOUTH

Sometimes a man will cum on other parts of your body, such as your face, your tits, your pussy or your ass. He may take a photo of you in this humiliated position. Two things may now happen: you will have to keep the cum where it is, or you will eat it. Wiping it off is not an option. Don't even think about it. If he doesn't tell you to walk around for the rest of the day with cum on you, then as soon as he is satisfied with seeing you like this, you will take the cum with your hands and put it in your mouth. If you have large enough breasts, lick the cum off them with your tongue. Even after that, do not wash yourself or rinse your mouth unless he tells you to. A good blowjob can continue to humiliate you with the smell and taste for hours. He may fuck your throat again multiple times until you are a complete mess, or send you out of the house to humiliate you in public. This is part of what it means to be a woman who sucks cock.

There are other situations where you should swallow cum. If a man fucks you, he may cum inside you or into a condom. In the first case, stuff several fingers into yourself (at least two) and put the cum in your mouth. The fact that you are tasting your own pussy or ass will make it better for him. Also remember to clean off his cock. In this case licking can be good, because he wants you to taste it.

If he came into a condom, you should invert the condom into your mouth. He may also do this for you. Condoms are also an easy way of filling up a bra with cum so you can wear it for the rest of the day. Once the condom is mostly empty, put it into your mouth and lick it clean. Don't take it out until he tells you to. Condoms can taste very bad. Your suffering will please him.

THE REST OF YOUR BODY

While you are sucking cock, there is no reason not to use the rest of your body to improve the experience for him. You have a lot of options.

If your hands are free, you should use them on yourself. You can play with your tits or finger your pussy or asshole. Don't try to pleasure yourself, just penetrate yourself deeply. If he momentarily stops fucking your throat, stick those same fingers into your mouth and keep going. There is no reason for you not to be gagging.

Dildos and buttplugs are also useful. If your position allows it, they can also free your hands so that you can have your holes fucked and still play with your tits. Bottles (beer, shampoo) can be used as well.

Clamping your nipples during a blowjob isn't always a good idea, as he may want to play with them himself, but the bouncing caused by your throat being fucked will make the clamps hurt you more. It will be uncomfortable for you and look very good for him.

DILDOS AND OTHER OBJECTS

You should start learning how to humiliate yourself without a cock. A dildo can do a very good job of degrading you. You can use a dildo to show your man what a slut you are by gagging on it nonstop for a long time. Since the dildo will never cum, you can keep gagging on it until he tells you to stop. This can mean ten minutes or three hours. To make it better, use the dildo on all of your holes. He will appreciate your facial expression as you gag on your own pussy juices. Not being wet is not an excuse.

A man can also use a dildo to fuck your throat. Such throatfucks are usually some of the roughest you can experience. Now the man is not getting any pleasure at all. He is only doing this to hurt you. Keep your hands busy and away from your mouth.

Other objects can also be used to fuck your throat. Bottles are a popular choice and easily available. If your bed has a bedpost, gag on it before and after fucking it. Men enjoy seeing women using inanimate objects from their environment as sex toys. They know that after an object has been used to degrade or hurt you, you will never look at it the same way again. They want everything around you to remind you of the slutty things you've done.

PANTIES

Your panties are an important part of you as a woman. They express who you are and how you deserve to be used.

When sucking a man's cock, always wear a thong or G-string. They can come in very handy.

In many positions a man can use your thong to hurt your pussy by pulling on it as he fucks your throat. It also makes your ass look slutty, like it should. Wear tight thongs that split your pussy lips. If they are slightly painful to wear, they are the right size.

Your panties can be put into your mouth before, after and even during a blowjob. They can also be stuffed into your pussy to increase your discomfort as you suck. If nothing else is happening to your pussy, you should always do this yourself. When he's done fucking your throat, you can take them out and put them into your mouth as a sign of how much of a whore you are.

Panties can also be used to wipe cum off your body so it can go where it belongs: your mouth.

THE THIRD RULE OF BLOWJOBS: VOMITING IS NO REASON TO STOP

If you follow the rules, it's possible that you will throw up while being throatfucked. This is not a reason to stop sucking or to complain. Most men aren't turned on by the vomit but by your humiliation. Keep taking the cock as hard as before, just remember to clean up your mess after you're done like a good girl.

IDEAS TO KEEP IT INTERESTING

Suck his cock after he's just pissed. You'll have to get used to the taste anyway. Begin by licking the drops of piss off his cock with your tongue.

Suck his cock after he's fucked another woman. Maybe one of your friends, or your sister.

Always use the same panties to wipe off the cum and put it in your mouth. Never wash them. Every time you use them will be more disgusting for you and more exciting for him.

Try taking his cock and a dildo into your throat at the same time.

Sleep at night with a dildo or buttplug in your mouth.

Suck cock in public.

Film yourself sucking cock, then suck him while watching a video of yourself gagging and crying.

Talk to your girlfriends about cocksucking.

Throatfuck yourself with a dildo in public.

Come up with new ideas! You're a slut, act like one.

- Erin -

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I confess that I'm sick and tired of women ignoring me. Unfortunately I'm on the very shy side, and I could never approach a women in any social setting whatsoever and try and talk to her with the end purpose of trying to hook up with her. I never understood why its always the man that has to approach the women and initiate a conversation in order to get what he wants. Why can't they come to us? I ask people this, and they laugh and say "its tradition for the man to approach first". I say "Fuck that"! Women practically want us groveling at their very feet and disposed of at any moment. At least that's what it seems like. Most women deliberately ignore me. I can decipher all sorts of facial expressions and body language and I know what they entail. Women are 95% of the time not interested in me in any sort of way no matter the social setting. Whether its a bar, a university, a casual walk in the street, public transportation, etc, they're just not interested and I'm fucking sick of it! I mean what does a man have to do to be noticed??? They make it so difficult for a shy guy like myself to get a girl. I haven't had a girlfriend since my ex broke up with me and she was my only girlfriend. Now I'm stuck on mlos.pika777.eu.org jerking off everyday to girls that I wish I had, but I know I could never get because I don't have the money or looks or social skills and status. It's not fucking fair, and I'm sick of it. Women can be the most vile, manipulative and cruel species on the face of the Earth. They'll fucking flip their hair at you and give you eye contact, but the man has to make the initiative to approach. Don't they even bother to consider guys who lack social skills or just have trouble socializing altogether. But nooooo they don't want a guy like me that's going to treat them right and be as lovable and caring as they desire while giving them everything they want. No they want the guy that talks smooth and knows how to carry a fucking conversation while at the same time abuses them and uses them and cheats on them. Women always desire the most dumbest asshole man on the face on the planet. There's no room for the guy like me who might not know how to carry on a conversation at first, but will try to make an effort to keep a strong commitment and bond going. Women don't care about that. All they want is money even if it endangers their lives. They're fucking stupid bitches, all of them! Fuck women. I'm beginning to develop a strong and profound hatred for any human with a pair of tits and a pussy. They think they own the world because they got a nice wet slit between their legs. Whats this world coming to? Anyone agree? Sorry for the long post.

I'm a 22 year old female college student and I masturbate multiple times a day. I have a ton of fantasies that I would love to explore but I can never bring myself to admit to them when I'm dating a guy.

Basically this means I've had a relatively shitty sex life despite how abnormally kinky I am. I'm naturally submissive and shy but I have a huge list of things I've always wanted to do, such as: have a three-way with two guys, be sexually humiliated, have my mouth fucked, get a facial, eat a girl out, sex (or variations) in public, be fucked by an older man.

Help! How do I ask for these things without making a guy run for the hills?

I confess after breaking up with my ex, I was looking for a rebound. My ex was spectacular; 5'8", ~120, thin with small C's and a great ass. Let's call her S. However, she was not adventurous in the sack, at all. I'm about 7.5" and she always thought I was too big to give me blowjobs. S only ever wanted missionary, and if she was drunk, some doggie, which was somehow a "gift" to me. She was sociopathic, and not the topic of this story anyway lol.

Back to my rebound. Since I was in my early 20's, my Aunt and Uncle have had me take care of their two dogs whenever they go out of town (which turns out is fairly often). Their house is in one of the nicest areas of my city; it's 5 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, jacuzzi, immense back screened in patio, and my favorite part, the pool table. So, the weekend after S and I broke up, I was at my Aunt's for two weeks. Three days into this "vacation", it's Valentine's Day. It's my first single V-Day in years and I'm craving some strange. So what is a guy to do? Well, hop on Craigslist, of course! I quickly posted an ad stating I would host, make dinner, provide the alcohol and smoke and overall, be an absolute gentlemen (in my experience, nice guys don't finish last when alcohol is involved). J responds to my ad about an hour later, seemingly intrigued most by the prospect of a from-scratch dinner. So far, right up my alley. She's about 5'7", about 115, a little small in the chest (though I like them that way, she was an A cup), had a great ass and most importantly, didn't mind coming to a stranger's house. To this day I still believe the location of said house minimized the risk of danger in her mind. She says she is going to get ready and I send her the address, along with tonight's menu.

About an hour later, J shows up, and, somehow, looks exactly like her pictures (on CL I think most of us can say this is an anomaly). I made her a drink or two while we chatted and I cooked. We eat dinner, which is an old family recipe, and everything is going great. It feels like we've known each other for a long time and the sexual tension continues to rise.We smoke while I begin teaching her how to play pool. Somehow, this girl has never played a game of pool in her life! Now, I'm not a pro, but I'm better than most at this particular game and in less than 20 minutes, she's tired of losing.

So, we turn on a movie, not sure what, and she joins me on my lap. As J is sitting there, she's starting to notice my bulge, but she doesn't know if she's "ready" to go on the first date. I pull the line of all lines and say "Well, we are going to do it eventually, so why should we hold off?" I still don't know how it worked, but it seemed to be all she needed to hear, and she quickly hopped up, pulled down my pants, and started sucking. Now, as I said, S was never into bjs, so I was caught pretty off guard, but J was quite skilled and I had to stop her before long because there were other things I wanted, too.

We end up in the bedroom, making out like school children the whole time, and I proceed to fuck her for the better part of 45 minutes until she can't take it anymore and she's sore. So she asked me if there was anything I wanted to do that I hadn't been able to do before, and being drunk, I immediately blurted out anal sex. I'd never got more than the tip in before the girls stopped me and said she couldn't handle it. J, however, assures me she can handle it, and even brought some lube "just in case". Sure enough, she took it for about 30 minutes before my world-crashing nut ended up deep in her ass. To this day, still the most intense orgasm I've ever had!

Two and a half years later, we're still together. Since then, she's blown me in a church parking lot, fondled me in any number of public places, plugged my cum in her ass all day at work several times, taken many facials, and swallowed many loads. Thinking I should marry this girl soon!

I confess once I sucked off a stranger without seeing what he looks like. It started when receiving a invitation to a gloryhole. After exchanging messages we agreed on meeting at a public park which has built in porter potties throughout the entire park. The plan was to suck him off while he's sticking his dick outside for me to please. He explained a specific stall that's secluded towards the very back of the park. Once a time was set I immediately got ready. After arriving I went to the secluded stall and noticed a softball size hole cut out in the back of it. So I did the specific knock then he did the exact knock back. His hard cock came poking through the hole. At first I looked around to make sure we were alone and continued stroking his dick. Then I squatted down and continued to put his cock in my mouth. The first taste didn't taste like dick but a edible fruit lube. So naturally I wanted to give em the best blowjob he's ever had. Making sure he hears me sucking, slurping, moaning and gagging on his hard cock. Hearing people in the background was a major turn on. Mostly housewives yelling at their kids. After about 10mins of giving head I noticed he was ready to cum. Told him I wanted him to cum all over my face. Once he began I pulled his dick out of my mouth and continued jerking him off. Made me so horny feeling his warm jizz squirting all over my face. After receiving my facial I got up and walked back to my vehicle. With my face covered I didn't bother cleaning off his cum. A couple milfs looked at me but pretty sure they didn't notice all the cum all over my face. Ended up driving home, snapped a couple cumshot facial pics of myself. And came to what I had just done. Actually I really enjoyed it and would like to do it again sometime.