I confess that tonight I had the worst sexual experience of my life. This is the type of shit that happens in American Pie films and I really didn�t think could ever happen to me. After spilling all of this out on paper I realized it is fairly long winded and I can�t be bothered checking for mistakes, so I�m sorry if there is any, plus I have put a quick summary at the bottom for all those who can�t be bothered reading.
I recently started dating this really cute girl. She is rather stuck up and spoilt, but is fairly hot, so I thought I would give it a shot with her. Problem is, she is a virgin, so progress has been fairly steady as she wants to make sure she loses her virginity to the right guy.
She invited me around to her house today to meet her folks for the first time and text me earlier today to bring protection as she had a treat for me. I thought, sweet, I get to fuck her. I go to the shop and make a purchase of those numbing rubbers (I have only had sex twice, and for some reason thought it was a good idea to last for ages on her first time.) Anyway, so I rock up, meet the parents, sit down for a civilised lunch and then go upstairs for the magic to happen. Only when we get there, she tells me to not shut the door as her parents don�t like her to have guys in her room while to door is shut. To make matters worse her Dad comes upstairs while I�m perched on the end of her bed and goes into his room right next door to us, turns on the TV and starts laughing like I have never heard anyone laugh before to a show on the box. To make matters worse, her room is right opposite the bathroom and none of the doors are closed, so I thought, if he gets up and goes to the bathroom, he is going to walk across his daughter getting broken in for the first time.
Then I thought, maybe I got it wrong and maybe she didn�t mean we would have sex, or maybe she didn�t expect her Dad to be in the next room. But sure enough, she flicks on the tv, sits next to me and whispers in my ear �you bring the condom?� I tell her yes and she tells me to put it on. Right now I�m freaking out, but don�t want to pass up on this opportunity to fuck this girl, so whip out my dick and start stroking it. She watches me for a bit and then tells me to put the rubber on, but I tell her I have to be hard first. She tells me I can feel her tits to get hard, but only over her shirt. By now I just go with it, but think it is a bit weird she won�t let me feel under her shirt if I�m about to stick my dick in her pussy. I awkwardly feel her tits until I�m hard and slip the condom on.
Once I�m bagged up she gets on the floor and, as I�m sat on her bed, begins to suck on my condom covered dick. It is hard to call what she gave me, as it didn�t seem like any blowjob I have ever heard of. She didn�t even fit the whole of my head in her mouth, just kind of sat there, completely still with the tip of it in there while she gave me the weakest handjob I could have imagined. With the condom on I couldn�t even feel anything. Probably about 3 minutes go by with me pretending to be thrilled until she says �am I going to make you cum?� I just told her yes and to keep going, realizing that if she expects me to cum, she probably doesn�t expect sex from me. Due to the sound of her Dad, her awful skills and the numbing condom, I decide I�m never going to get off and just fake an orgasm. I whip the condom off and tuck my hard-on back into my pants and ask her what she wants doing with it, she tells me to flush it down the toilet.
I go into her bathroom and lock the door. What happened next... I am not proud of... and it makes me cringe to think about this, but I decided to skirt some suntan lotion I saw on the side into the condom. I don�t know why, as no one would have seen it once it was down the crapper, but I did it in a moment that I will from now on refer to as the stupidest moment of my life. I throw the rubber into the toilet and flush, but sure enough it just bobs back up, I have to wait a minute until I can flush again, but it doesn�t go down, third time isn�t lucky and her dad knocks on the door and asks if I am alright. I panic, fish to condom out and drop it into the waste bin next to the toilet and leave. I tell the girl that it wouldn�t go, and she freaks and tells me to get rid of it as her Mom disposes the trash. I go back into the bathroom and grab it out of the bin, then fling it out of the window. I look down into their backyard and realize it hasn�t gone much of a distance and has landed right on top of a hedge in the garden which makes it easily visible to anyone looking out of the bathroom window. I think about going to get it, but I decide I�m just going to make a dash. Thank her parents for their hospitality, say goodbye to the girl and then leave in a hurry.
Still trying to wrap my head around it. I can deduce two things... what should I do?
1. She was fine with the possibility of her Dad catching her, she is a bit kinky. She sucked my dick, obviously likes me and will probably let me fuck her soon. I�m not going to get anyone hotter than her any time soon. She�s a keeper.
2. She is a freak who leaves her door open. It will be hard to fuck her with her parents around, so I got to get her to mine. She is pretty rubbish and inexperienced sexually. Her Dad will probably beat my ass to a pulp when he sees the condom on his hedge. Ditch the bitch.
Summary: Met hot girl > Went to hers and she gave me an awful blowie > Decided to fill a condom with lotion and flung it onto her garden hedge > Carry on going for that pot of gold or ditch and run?
