Smash or dash?

How It Started 3 1 and 2 were posted earlier
After Jack left I jumped up and got in the shower. It was Saturday and I didn’t have to work until Monday. I thought I had better hurry before Jack gets impatient and starts to get angry. I had grabbed a razor and some shaving cream before I got in the shower. I have been shaving my private areas for a couple of month now. I didn’t have very thick hair on my arms or legs and I had never had much facial hair. I only shaved maybe once a week and only because it looked straggly. I shaved my legs and what few hairs I had on my chest. I made sure my ass and front side was smooth. The plug was still in my ass when I got ready to shave there so, I had to pull it out, shave and then put it back in. My body felt strange when I got out of the shower. It was cool and tingly. I went to the mirror and started doing my hair. I was trying to curl it while I was blow drying it and it sound funny but, it was looking pretty good. I put on some make up to help me look more like a girl. When I got done I went to get something to wear. I didn’t have a lot of clothes to wear. Mostly what I had were panties, sleepwear, and a couple outfits. I never needed much because I only wore them in my room. I put on a thong and found a pair of shorts that were really tight and short. I remembered I had bought a halter top when I bought those shorts. Then I heard Jack say “Come on Sue. We don’t have all fucking day.” He was mad, so I hurried up and put on the shirt I had on last night and tied it over my stomach. Then I thought “OH FUCK. I had forgotten my chastity device.” I got it out of the drawer and put it on my dick. I clicked the lock and didn’t know what to do with the key. I stuck it in my pocket and ran downstairs.
When I got downstairs, Jack was in the kitchen. I said “I’m sorry for taking too long.” Jack looked me up and down. He said “You are worse than a woman. Did you wear everything I told you to?” I nodded yes. “Well let’s see.” He replied. I unbuttoned the front of my shorts and turned around. I pulled them down over my ass and bent over. I reached back and spread my ass cheeks so, he could see the pink jewel on the end of the plug. He walked over and rubbed my ass. Jack grabbed the end of the plug and started to pull it out. The fat part the plug slipped out of my ass and he pushed it back in. I moaned when he did it. Jack said “You like that sissy don’t you. Now turn around and show me what else you got on.” I stood up and turned around. He snickered when he saw the lock and said “That’s nice. Where’s the key?” I reached down and got the key out of my pocket. I handed it to him with my hand shaking so much I almost dropped it. Jack said “Is that the only one?” I nodded yes and Jack smacked me a crossed my face hard. He said “Don’t lie to me. Is this the only key?” My eyes watered up as I shook my head no. He told me to go get the rest of them. I ran to my room and got the other two keys. I went back to the kitchen to where Jack was standing and put my hand out with the keys. He took the keys and said “This better be all of them or you will be sorry.” I blurted out “I’m already sorry.” And he just laughed.
“Come on Sue.” He said “Were going for a ride.” My eyes got wide with fear. I had never been out of the house dressed like this. I said “Please Jack no. I don’t want to leave. I’ll be good and do anything you want. Just don’t make me be seen like this.” Jack said “It will be ok. You look great and where we’re going nobody will see you.” I was kind of flattered that he thought I looked good but, was scared of where he was taking me. He grabbed my arm and started pulling me towards the door. We got to the driveway and he told me to get in his truck. I got in the passenger side and he started to back out when he said “Slide over here next to me.” I slid over and it looked like I was his girlfriend on a date. We didn’t drive far before he was reaching in his pants and pulling his cock out. I looked down and knew what he wanted me to do. I slid down the seat and turned so that I was facing his lap. I lowered my mouth until it was just above his cock and he pushed the back of my head down on his cock. I bobbed my head up and down sucking him. We were going down the highway with me sucking him the best I could when I heard a horn blow. I never stopped but Jack laughed and said “I think the truckers like you. Get back on the seat with your knees pulled up.” I never stopped sucking his cock as I climbed back on the seat and put my knees under my body. My mouth was on his cock and my ass was up pointing towards the passenger window. I didn’t look back not wanting to see who was going to see me. Jack told me to take my shorts and thong off. I shook my head no with his cock in my mouth. He grabbed the hair on the back of my head and shoved me down until his cock was all the way down my throat. I couldn’t breathe this way and he knew it. Then Jack said “Do it and I will let go.” I couldn’t get my shorts off fast enough and when I did he released my hair. Now my ass was bare and facing the window for everybody to see. Jack loved it. He would speed up to catch some trucks and then slow down when we were beside them. He did this a couple of times and then told me to reach back and pull my plug out. I did as I was told and the he said “Start fucking your ass with that thing until I tell you to stop.” The plug would stretch my asshole when the fat part went in and out. I was still sucking his cock and every time the large part would pass though me, I would be forced to take a deep breath causing me to suck him deeper in to my throat. He rolled the window down and I could hear horns blowing and I thought I heard people hollering something. This went on for a while and then Jack rolled the window up. He told me to sit up and put my shorts back on.
I got turned around and when I looked up I saw that we were pulling into a mall parking lot. I was scared as hell, not knowing what Jack was doing. He said “We are going shopping. You need some new things to wear.” I was scared. I had never been in public dressed as a girl. I had fantasized about it but, never had the courage to do it. He parked the truck and got out and said “Come on lets go.” I just sat there and refused to get out and Jack said “Sue, you better do what I say or I will take you to that truck stop on the highway and let all the truckers that you just flashed fuck you until can’t walk!” I knew I had to do what he said so; I got out and walked into the mall with him holding my arm really tight. Our first stop was Victoria Secrets. Jack was picking up lacy thongs and sleepwear. Then he turns and said “You need some bras. What size do we get? Double A-.” and laughed. He called a sales woman over and asked where they kept the bras that would fit his girlfriend. It was funny I almost smiled when I thought about him calling me his girlfriend. She pointed to the area of the store to go. He found some bras that were for flat cheated women. He handed me several and then he saw the garter and stocking. He like them and grabbed a few of them. My arms were full of things and he walked me to the checkout. I put the stuff on the counter and the girl scanned them. It was over $400 of stuff. I looked at Jack and he bent down and whispered to me “You better get your credit card out before I start sending your pics to my friends.” I paid for the thing and we left the store. The rest of the day was more of the same. We want into a lot of store and bought more clothes. Everything he picked out was slutty clothes that a prostitute might wear. He even made me but heels and boots at a shoe store.
We were walking down the mall and I was amazed that all day nobody seemed to know I was a guy. I even had seen a few guys checking me out like I was girl. Then all of a sudden I saw a group of guys that I had seen before. They were friends of Jack and John for the gym or the bars. I never looked up and just walked by them. Jack stopped to talk to them. I walked down the mall and thought I better stop and wait. After a few minutes Jack walked up and grabbed the back of my neck and said “Don’t you ever walk away from me? You should have stopped and chatted with the guys that will be fucking you soon!” I didn’t know what to say but, “I’m sorry” Was he really going to make me fuck all his friends? Maybe he was just threatening me. Then he said “You owe me for that and I know how make you pay.” I guess we were done at the mall because he led me out to his truck and we started to drive.
We drove for awhile to a place I was not familiar with. It was a part of town that was run down and an area that most normal people go. There were vacant building everywhere and a few people that looked like they were wondering around. Jack pulled the truck over and said “Get out! I want you to get out of the truck and walk down this street. I’ll pick you up in three blocks if you make it that far. All you got to do is anyone you pass you got to ask them if you can suck their cock! If they want you to you got to go with them and do as they say. Suck them; fuck them or whatever it takes to get them to cum on or in you.” I panicked and pleaded Jack not to make me do this. I told him I would do anything he asked just please take me home. He said “Tell me what you will do to make this not happen.” I started blurting out that I would suck his cock anytime he wanted and he could fuck my ass as often as he liked and I would be a good slut for him. He said “OK only two blocks then.” I screamed “NOOO, I’ll dress like a whore and you can show me off to anybody you like. I will act like a slut and you can take me anywhere you want and show me off to your friends.” Jack said “Just one block unless you got more to offer.” I thought and then whimpered “I will suck and fuck all of you friends and I will be your whore to use. Please don’t make me walk down this street.”
Jack said that he would agree to this if I proved that I was a good whore. He said “Pick someone on this street and suck their cock and we could go home.” I didn’t have a choice and it was better than having to walk three blocks and have sex with everyone on the street. I looked around and pointed to an old bum that was sleeping in a doorway. I figured he probably not interested. Jack pulled the truck next to the doorway and rolled down my window. Jack said “Go ahead and ask him.” I called out to the man and he just grunted. I yelled again and he rolled over and I seen his face. In the doorway he was all balled up but, when he looked up I saw he was a black man. “Tell him” Jack said. I said “Sir, Do you want me to suck your dick? I will if you want me too. He got up and started to walk towards the truck and Jack said “Show him your ass.” I turned around and put my ass up toward the window. I pulled my shorts down over my ass just as he got to the truck window. He was looking at my ass and Jack asked him if he wanted to get in. I heard the door open and I moved over to let him in. He got in the truck without saying anything. Jack said “Ask him again.” I asked him if he wanted me to suck his cock and then he started reaching in his pants. He unbuttoned and unzipped his pants and pulled out the biggest fucking cock I had ever seen. Jack started laughing and said “Good choice Sue.” His cock looked more like an arm than a cock. It was at least a foot long and as big around as a beer bottle. I knew there was no way I could suck his dick. Jack started to drive and told me to get busy. I crawled down to the floor in between the bums legs and put my face in front of his cock. I reached to the side of the seat and moved it as far back as it would go. This gave me room to move around and kneel in front of him. He smelled terrible. He smelled like burnt wood and strong body odor. I started licking his cock and it tasted just as bad as it smelled. I tried spitting on it a lot to help the taste, but it only helped a little bit. He was getting hard and thank god it didn’t get much bigger. I was licking up and down his cock and he was moaning. I put the head of his cock and tried to take him in my mouth. I was only able to get a couple of inches in and my mouth was full. Jack must have thought I wasn’t trying hard enough because he grabbed the back of my head and started pushing me down. Even with him pushing, it wouldn’t go down my throat. I only had less than half of his cock in me. The bum was starting to breathe heavy and was moaning. Jack pulled my head back and said “Not to fast Sue. Don’t make him cum yet. I want to see how much of that monster you can take in your sissy ass.” I pleaded with Jack not to make me do that. I knew his cock would hurt me and probably give me some sort of STD. Jack didn’t want to hear it. “We can go back and you can fuck all the men in that area if you want.” Jack said. I told him that I didn’t want to do that either. He said “It your choice.” I knew I would lose. I lost the last night. I lost this morning and I’m going to lose now.
I got up without saying a word or looking at either one of them I got up and pulled down my shorts and thong down. Jack said “Bend over and let your lover pull that thing out of your ass.” I leaned towards Jack and put my ass up towards the bum. He looked at my ass for a while with a confused look on his face. Then I thought “Oh fuck, he thought I was a girl.” He reached out and touched my ass and I cringed. He spread my ass cheeks and was looking at my bottom with a pink jewel in it. He grabbed the plug and started pulling like he didn’t knew what it was. He kept pulling harder watching my ass stretch around it until in came out. He looked at the plug and then I saw him put it his pocket. I remember thinking it was kind of funny. He must have thought the jewel was worth something. I got back up and moved until I was sitting on his lap. I rose up until I could point his cock at my asshole. I sat back down and started putting pressure on it to push it in. It felt like I was sitting on a pole. It wasn’t going in at all. I pushed back as hard as I could and it never went in anymore. I looked at Jack and said “It’s not going to fit.” Jack told me to look in the glove box. I opened it and saw some condoms and some gel. I grabbed the condoms and Jack hollered “No slut, use the gel.” I squirted some of the gel on my hand and reached back to put it on his cock. I thought I better use a lot and put more in my hand to spread on my asshole. I got back up and put his cock back to the entrance of my ass and pushed. “OH FUCK” I squealed. Only the head of his cock went in me. It felt so big and burned as my ass tried to stretch around it. It still only went in an inch or so and stopped. I would push back but, my ass won’t open for it.
Then all of a sudden we hit a big bump in the road. The jolt slammed me down on his cock and another couple of inches went in me. I screamed like I stabbed and was not able to breathe. The pain was terrible. I was trying to maintain my balance while I got used to the size of his cock. Jack saw what the bump did and must have got an idea. He started giving the truck gas which pushed my back towards the bum’s cock. Then he would slow up and then give the truck gas again. This made me moved back and forth on the bum’s cock. Another inch slide in me and I was holding on the dash trying to control. All of a sudden Jack turned down a street and I recognized the area. We were back at the mall. I thought “Oh no, everybody was going to see me.” That was not why Jack came here. The mall was big and had a road that circled it. When we hit the first speed bump I knew why Jack came here. The bum’s cock slammed another inch in me. The mall road had a lot of big speed bumps on it to keep people from speeding. I was doing my best to hold on to keep control when Jack said “Put your hands on your head Sue.” I knew that meant there would be nothing stopping that cock from going all the way in me. I let go of the dash and put my hands on my head when the next bump hit. His cock slammed into me and I think I almost blacked out. I pushed with my legs trying to lift myself some and the next bump came. More and more of the bum’s cock was going deeper into my ass. The speed bumps seemed to be very close together and my legs were tired and I couldn’t lift myself anymore. Every bump pushed his cock farther in me. My ass didn’t hurt much now but, I felt a lot of pressure on my insides. My weight forcing down and the speed bumps slamming me on his cock must have pushed the bum over the edge. He grabbed me around the waist and pulled me down hard on his cock. I felt his cock drive deeper than ever and I felt his course hair rub against my ass. He was all the way inside me. My stomach felt like I had been punched in it. He grunted as he came in my ass and then he released me. I was too weak to lift myself off his cock and just sat there impale by his big cock.
Jack reached over and grabbed me by the arm and pulled me towards him. The bum’s cock was yanked out of my ass and Jack said “Funs over get the fuck out dirt bag. Get the fuck out.” The bum never said a word and just stuffed his cock into his pants and opened the truck door. As soon as he was out Jack sped off. He looked at me and said “What a slut you turned out to be. Time to go home sissy.”

I confess that I fucked my next-door neighbor last night.

My neighbor is a black girl in her mid-twenties. I'm not normally into black chicks (I'm white, FWIW), but she has a very nice body - big, firm tits and a tight ass. Kind of an ugly face but you can't win them all.

For the past couple of weeks, we've had an ongoing dispute that was beginning to get heated. The dispute was more on her part, with her accusing me of things that didn't make sense and me having no idea what she was talking about, thinking she was insane and getting increasingly pissed off. Yesterday, she realized that she was wrong and came over to apologize. We talked for awhile and the conversation drifted on to various other topics, so I invited her to stay over for supper. She actually started being flirty with me and, though I still thought she was kind of bitchy, I decided to go along with it since I hadn't gotten laid in awhile.

Since I didn't really give a crap what she thought of me, I escalated a lot faster than I normally do and within a few hours, I had her face in my lap and her mouth wrapped around my dick. She had good technique, coordinating her hands and mouth in a nice rhythm that had me ready to cum within a few minutes. I kept as quiet as possible until I was just about ready to shoot off, then put my hand on the back of her head and held her in place while I pumped my load down her throat. Normally, I'd warn a girl before cumming in their mouth but, fuck it, she'd been a recurring nuisance in my life and had earned a little surprise sperm. She swallowed it all though.

Before she could say too much, I spun her around, sat her down between my legs and quickly put one hand down her pants and the other up her shirt. I didn't waste any time being gentle, just shoved my fingers inside her pussy and started rubbing and squeezing her nipples. Her pussy was soaking wet and clenched nice and tightly around my fingers as I slid them in and out of her, rubbing her clit and occasionally bumping against her g-spot. She pressed her back against me and squirmed against my hands, moaning and gasping. I pinched her nipples hard and her pussy gripped my fingers even tighter. I was starting to get hard again, so I switched to focus solely on her g-spot and had her writhing against me. She came in a matter of minutes, squirting and soaking her underwear and pants, drenching my hand.

While she was still trembling from her orgasm, I pushed her forward onto her knees and bent her over my coffee table. I put on a condom (safety first!) and shoved my dick into her cunt. Her pussy was amazingly tight and squeezed around my dick from the aftershocks of her orgasm. Her juices dripped down my balls as I pushed into her; so hot. I drew back slowly and then shoved it back into her hard, making her gasp. After enjoying the feel of her pussy for a few seconds again, I picked up the pace and started pounding her as fast as possible. I held her wrists down against the table and banged her with as much force as I could. I'd never hate-fucked a girl like that before, but it was quite an enjoyable sensation - pistoning my cock in and out of her, the table shaking under her, hearing her gasps and moans with each thrust. Between the desensitizing effects of the condom, and having cum once already, I was able to fuck her like that for a good long time. I even slapped her ass a few times and covered her mouth once when she started getting too vocal. Finally, I slammed my dick into her one more time and came again. I pulled out of her, took the condom off and squeezed my jizz onto her back to dry.

She didn't stay the night, fortunately. I got a last bit of amusement watching her quickly dash back to her apartment with the crotch of her pants soaked. Before she left, we exchanged numbers and talked about hooking up again in the near future. Not going to be dating her or anything like that, but she makes a good receptacle for my cock and I wouldn't mind fucking her on occasion.

This fantasy is told as me telling my SIL what will happen to her

Fantasy Story: Blackmailing my prim sister-in-law

Julie
Me: This is how I want to see you dressed for your fucking tomorrow ok? Don't forget I saw everything and I will tell John (husband)if you don't do as your told
Me : You must wear very short skirts and high heels when ever we meet or you are completing a task.
Do you understand Julie, WELL do you!
J : yes yes my god! ok I will wear short mini skirts with high heels
Me: make sure it's very very short with very high heels
J : yeh ok i will but I need to go and buy some today.
Me: send me pics of you trying it on
J: yeh, ok
S: I will give you tasks to perform which you must complete. They will all be sexual and photos must be provided as proof.
Task 1 - find a male from anywhere you like and suck him off and tell Him to cum on your face.
S You get off the bus at green street and walk to the village dressed like a whore.
I will be watching you, your "cum fuck me heels" clicking on the ground with each step making your very short tight skirt rise up forcing you to keep pulling it down to avoid showing your arse and cunt.
I will be in the car my cock in hand stroking the full length ready for shooting my cum into your mouth. As soon as you get there sit in the car facing the door and open your mouth wide and do not close until the last drop off spunk splashes on Your tongue. Now you will swallow, I want you gagging Julie as the thick gooey cum slides down your throat into your belly.
J: Oh my god!
Me: this is nothing Julie, by the time I have finished you will be like a rag doll.
Next I will slide your red knickers down your long legs and over your heels, you won't be needing them. I then crudely stuff 3 fingers up your cunt getting them in as far as I can, then I will jam another finger in and I jam then in and then pull out, jam in, pull out, as I finger fuck your cunt as hard and fast as I can.
Me: You have a nice cunt Julie, then you tell me how juicy it is and how much you want to be fucked, make sure it's filthy
J: my cunt is so fucking wet. I love you jamming them fucking fingers in my cunt, I cnt wait until you are fucking me and filling my cunt mouth and arse full of spunk.
Me: I'm going to fuck you in the hotel so you get in the car your little skirt riding up your thighs until your cunt is on show. Now as I am driving I want you to put your feet on the dash and spread your sexy long legs really wide and start stuffing your fingers in and out of your cunt. I am going to drive past your House where you will lift up your cunt and finger yourselves hard fast where anyone who looks will see you. What a fucking slut Julie is they will say.

To be finished , What next??? Please comment

My confession 
I once when through with a grinder meet up I was playing with my ass with my dildo and it was around like 2AM when I was doing this I decided to browse grinder not thinking I would find anyone on at the time but a guy with a pfp of his face texted me and asked if I wanted to meet up with him already really horny I say yes and tell him my address I asked him where we would do it and he sayed any where worked with him so I sayed could I suck you off in your car he sayed sure anyway now I am in the drive way and waiting a car passes by it was him he texted he passed me I get to his car he looked to be the guy in the pfp so I got in his car and we when to a discreet spot snd I proceeded to lean over to the driver seat and suck him off he told be as I am doing this if you don't swallow let me know so I can pull you out when I am close I sayed yeah I don't but after 5 minutes I told him I changed my mind and proceeded to deep through his cock and squeeze his balls 3 more minute pass and he pushes my head into his crotch and cums down my throat after that I caught a little but and had saliva and a little cum drool into my facial hair he says oh shit sorry and looks for something for me to wipe my face he finds a box of tissues and gives me one after i wipe my face he drops me off where we met and he start to drive off when I realize [forgot to mention I wear glasses and took them off and placed them on his dash board] I forgot my glasses and run for his car luckily I lived down a dead end road so he had to turn around seeing this I ran faster then I ever ran before and cought up with him and got to his driver side window i he was parked texting me that i left my glasses in his car I got his attention and he gave them to me I walked home and when to bed.

I saw a vid a while back... it had a young-ish looking glamour-type model & she was masturbating with a hot "d-o-g" or some shit.

I never "favorited" it... & wanted to see it again, sooo... I searched for "model hot d-o-g" (minus the dashes)... & I got this shit...

"This event has been logged.
You are seeing this page because you are searching for a word that has been banned"

WTF? Surely neither "model" nor "hot" are considered bad... & what with the amount of animal shit that gets approved all the time, I can't imagine anyone actually added "d-o-g" (again... minus the dashes... or else I couldn't even fucking post this!)to the banned words list.

Anyway... just wondering how I CAN search for it here... & NOT run the risk of being banned myself?

When you give them a tip like this, your packages never go missing and your door dash is never late

I confess that tonight I had the worst sexual experience of my life. This is the type of shit that happens in American Pie films and I really didn�t think could ever happen to me. After spilling all of this out on paper I realized it is fairly long winded and I can�t be bothered checking for mistakes, so I�m sorry if there is any, plus I have put a quick summary at the bottom for all those who can�t be bothered reading.

I recently started dating this really cute girl. She is rather stuck up and spoilt, but is fairly hot, so I thought I would give it a shot with her. Problem is, she is a virgin, so progress has been fairly steady as she wants to make sure she loses her virginity to the right guy.

She invited me around to her house today to meet her folks for the first time and text me earlier today to bring protection as she had a treat for me. I thought, sweet, I get to fuck her. I go to the shop and make a purchase of those numbing rubbers (I have only had sex twice, and for some reason thought it was a good idea to last for ages on her first time.) Anyway, so I rock up, meet the parents, sit down for a civilised lunch and then go upstairs for the magic to happen. Only when we get there, she tells me to not shut the door as her parents don�t like her to have guys in her room while to door is shut. To make matters worse her Dad comes upstairs while I�m perched on the end of her bed and goes into his room right next door to us, turns on the TV and starts laughing like I have never heard anyone laugh before to a show on the box. To make matters worse, her room is right opposite the bathroom and none of the doors are closed, so I thought, if he gets up and goes to the bathroom, he is going to walk across his daughter getting broken in for the first time.

Then I thought, maybe I got it wrong and maybe she didn�t mean we would have sex, or maybe she didn�t expect her Dad to be in the next room. But sure enough, she flicks on the tv, sits next to me and whispers in my ear �you bring the condom?� I tell her yes and she tells me to put it on. Right now I�m freaking out, but don�t want to pass up on this opportunity to fuck this girl, so whip out my dick and start stroking it. She watches me for a bit and then tells me to put the rubber on, but I tell her I have to be hard first. She tells me I can feel her tits to get hard, but only over her shirt. By now I just go with it, but think it is a bit weird she won�t let me feel under her shirt if I�m about to stick my dick in her pussy. I awkwardly feel her tits until I�m hard and slip the condom on.

Once I�m bagged up she gets on the floor and, as I�m sat on her bed, begins to suck on my condom covered dick. It is hard to call what she gave me, as it didn�t seem like any blowjob I have ever heard of. She didn�t even fit the whole of my head in her mouth, just kind of sat there, completely still with the tip of it in there while she gave me the weakest handjob I could have imagined. With the condom on I couldn�t even feel anything. Probably about 3 minutes go by with me pretending to be thrilled until she says �am I going to make you cum?� I just told her yes and to keep going, realizing that if she expects me to cum, she probably doesn�t expect sex from me. Due to the sound of her Dad, her awful skills and the numbing condom, I decide I�m never going to get off and just fake an orgasm. I whip the condom off and tuck my hard-on back into my pants and ask her what she wants doing with it, she tells me to flush it down the toilet.

I go into her bathroom and lock the door. What happened next... I am not proud of... and it makes me cringe to think about this, but I decided to skirt some suntan lotion I saw on the side into the condom. I don�t know why, as no one would have seen it once it was down the crapper, but I did it in a moment that I will from now on refer to as the stupidest moment of my life. I throw the rubber into the toilet and flush, but sure enough it just bobs back up, I have to wait a minute until I can flush again, but it doesn�t go down, third time isn�t lucky and her dad knocks on the door and asks if I am alright. I panic, fish to condom out and drop it into the waste bin next to the toilet and leave. I tell the girl that it wouldn�t go, and she freaks and tells me to get rid of it as her Mom disposes the trash. I go back into the bathroom and grab it out of the bin, then fling it out of the window. I look down into their backyard and realize it hasn�t gone much of a distance and has landed right on top of a hedge in the garden which makes it easily visible to anyone looking out of the bathroom window. I think about going to get it, but I decide I�m just going to make a dash. Thank her parents for their hospitality, say goodbye to the girl and then leave in a hurry.

Still trying to wrap my head around it. I can deduce two things... what should I do?

1. She was fine with the possibility of her Dad catching her, she is a bit kinky. She sucked my dick, obviously likes me and will probably let me fuck her soon. I�m not going to get anyone hotter than her any time soon. She�s a keeper.

2. She is a freak who leaves her door open. It will be hard to fuck her with her parents around, so I got to get her to mine. She is pretty rubbish and inexperienced sexually. Her Dad will probably beat my ass to a pulp when he sees the condom on his hedge. Ditch the bitch.

Summary: Met hot girl > Went to hers and she gave me an awful blowie > Decided to fill a condom with lotion and flung it onto her garden hedge > Carry on going for that pot of gold or ditch and run?