Tonight my gf's best friend is coming over. We are making majic brownies and she has never partaken before so i am hopping that this hits both of them lika a strong afrodisiac and i can get the threesome of my dreams. Evil plan number one -take one

I confess that I am going to have a trick or treat competition this halloween. The best dressed gets a special browny with a gooey center.

Life is Good

the country club that i work at was having a big event. and there was a crazy amount of leftovers -- delicious pulled pork, slaw, veggies, cakes, sandwiches, pastry etc.

I always walk around and ask other employees "Did you want to take home some pork? "

"Nancy, do you want to bring home some pastry or brownies for your parents and your your brothers?"

But after i know that everyone has gotten all that they want i grab it. And i grab all of it!!! Cause it's just gonna go in the trash.

"Call me the dumpster diver!" I often say to co workers.

So i have this obscene amount of food to share with my Mom and adult nephew.

So after work i do not have to go home and cook. And i enjoy that. i can just relax and drink vodka. Life is good.

So while having this feast i decided that i'd give a little to my favorite charity. My agnostic self donated to a Christian charity. I donated to a wonderful shelter that provides wonderful meal and housing to homeless people.

Not a lot of money. But it's better than nothing. It's what i can do right now.

I never thought that incest would be as good until I did it with my mom. Although I've fantasized about it since I was a teen, I'm 27 now, I didn't expect it to be sooo much better than normal sex.

My dad got busted soliciting sex with a hooker, my parents immediately separated. My mom, 46, was feeling unattractive after knowing my dad had been tricking around. I knew this was a perfect time to pounce on her insecurities and finally bang my thick booty mommy lol. I moved my mom into her sister's last month, then invited her to my apartment that night. After drinks, we lounged on my couch for some netflix and chill. After the movie we were watching was over, I entertained her with some antidotes with the room dimly lit from the netflix menu on the screen. She really loosen up after she ate one of my mild pot brownies, never haven been high before she was nice and passive. I wrapped my arm around her and planted kisses on her head periodically. I made it a point to reference her beauty, and increase my contact with her by gradually petting her arms and thighs. Almost sleeping with her head on my chest, I took her to my room, sat her on my bed, then held the back of her neck to give her a kiss on her cheek. I left the dark room to give her some time to get comfortable in my bed, strip down to her underwear, and get under the sheets. I myself stripped down to my boxers in the living room, waited five or so minutes, took a deep breath and went into my room.

I got into to my bed and spooned my mom, placing my dick right against her big round ass. either sleeping or half asleep, my mom didn't move for a few minutes. She then snuggled up to my hug from behind, kind of grinding herself into my body as if to get comfortable. I spent the next hour kissing her neck, grinding her ass with my dick out, fondled her tits, belly, and naked thighs. I was in heaven, that alone was better than most full on sex I've ever had. Either she didn't know, realize, or care that it was her son feeling her up and grinding his dick on her, she pressed deeper into me. Her hand found my hip and pulled me into her, moved her panties down, then grabbed my hand to put my middle finger in her mouth. Sucking on my finger like giving a blowjob, and my dick rubbing on her vag from the back, I was ready to penetrate her. That first thrust had us both gasping, my head was spinning from the feel of her pussy. something about my mom's juices or something had my dick throbbing hard, almost like a taboo spice that made my head soar. After several humps from behind, I got up on my knees and picked her up to face me with her legs wrapped around me. We had our first kiss, a deep passionate tongue on tongue long kiss. Our mouths never left contact as i stuck it in her from the bottom, then lied on my back. We kissed and fucked from that position, even after one or both of us came we never stopped kissing. Even during breaks to get me hard again, our long kiss continued without missing a beat. After all the sex she laid her head on my chest and we fell asleep.

she lives with me now and we bang or the regular.

fellow brothers and sisters... and dogs alike.... i need your help... where around the net could i find more sites like motherless? sites that include animal sex and videos like on this site but is free to watch all the videos... the people that help get verry special brownies... with pot in them =p

looking for a picture of a girl in a brownies. i think. she's wearing a brown vest.

Hi guys, after a webcam masturbation video featuring a girl with shoulder length browny hair, sorta crinkly. I distinctively remember the video having a very green background, like an intense pea colour (she has a crap taste in paint). It looks a lot like my friend, want to confirm it's her. The video may or may not have her wearing glasses, I forget. Don't think there are any toys etc.

I just ate special brownies and now I'm gonna browse porn. Anyone else enjoy this too?

i confess that me and my ex who ive never really done anything with started hanging out alot this summer and one of the times we hungout we ate "brownies" and went to the beach later we were crashing out on my friends bed and we were both pretty out of it i stuck my hand down her bakini and grazed her pussy then i freaked out and was like what am i doing i was pretty high though and next thing i know my hands back down there i rubbed her clit a little i told her a fuzzy version of this later and she had little to no recolection of it but she didnt really seem to care i think she remembers it all though..

I have a bit of a situation here, and thought I would solicit some advice. Im not completely sure I did the wrong thing, but I may have, and its bugging me a bit.

Heres what happened:

My wife had a business trip to make last week, and as we were loading her things into the truck for the run to the airport, a neighbor came by, walking her dog. Sally and her husband live around the corner from us, a few houses down. We dont know her well, other than from other times like that, when she stops to chat for a couple of minutes. We talked about the usual things, commenting on the weather, etc., and she said something about the suitcase I had just put in the truck. We explained that my wife was headed out of town for work, and her gift to me, since she had to be gone, was to arrange for the kids to spend a few nights with their friends, so Id have a break. We said goodbye to the neighbor and hurried on out to the airport.

I headed on into work and put in a full day, made longer than usual, it seemed by the number of fires I had to put out niggling little things that various staff members called about or came by to discuss. I was so glad to get home to the quiet and settle back with a glass of Scotch and see what was happening on ML.

I had just begun to settle in when there was a knock at the carport door. I set the MacBook aside and went to see what was up. You guessed it standing at my door was the dog-walking neighbor. She was holding a plate and, as I opened the door, she walked right in and set it on the kitchen counter.
Brownies. Just made them. I figured somebody should take care of you while youre home alone. Did you just get in from work?

Im not much on sweets, but I did the right thing and thanked her for thinking of me and said yes, that I was just settling down from long day and was glad to be home. Being generally hospitable, I asked, Can I get you something to drink? I know we have some Coke and Sprite, and maybe a couple of other things. (I wasnt going to offer her alcohol, because I remembered that she was in AA, because we had discovered that we had a mutual friend who was in her group.)

Honestly, that looks a lot better right now, she said, pointing to my Scotch. What are you drinking?

I was a bit surprised, but I figured that she was an adult and could make her choices.

Scotch.

Yum. What kind? She stuck her nose over my glass.

Laphroiag. Its pretty smoky I have some other things you might like better.

No, that smells perfect!

I have to admit I was impressed. It seems that not so many people like Scotch, and certainly not the strong, peaty stuff that I favor. Ten-year-old Laphroiag cask strength whisky cant be beat. Whisky Magazine awarded it Best Single Malt in the World. (I know you think Im off track by now, but this relates to my dilemma!)

Anyway, I poured her a single shot, not wanting to overdo it, given her history. I moved my computer from the chaise lounge where I had been sitting earlier, and we sat down. Sally is easy to talk to, so we sipped and chatted about the weather, work, kids, etc. Shes also pretty easy to look at. Standing probably 57, she has shoulder length auburn hair, a fairly fit body, with nice curves. Im not great at describing women, but you get the picture I didnt mind too much that I was suddenly hosting my vanilla neighbor for an after-work drink. It was actually proving to be better entertainment than I expected. Looking at the way she nicely filled out the tank top she had on, revealing rather larger nipples under the thin, taut fabric, I realized I was getting hard.

I quickly averted my glance from her breasts to her face and found her looking straight at me I had been caught! She gave me a quick wink and turned to take another sip of Scotch. Then she said, Looks like somebodys pretty happy to be here, and stretched a hand over and laid it across the bulge in my crotch!

Oh, shit! I thought, but before I could say anything, she had turned to fully face me, covered my mouth with hers, and began to kiss me passionately as she massaged my cock through my pants. She was quite a kisser, and between that and the work her hand was doing on my, I was as hard as a rock.

Finally, broke the kiss and she came up for air. Maybe taking care of you should involve something better than brownies. With that, she slid down onto her knees in front of me, and began to undo my pants.

Some of you have been in this kind of situation before, I assume. If you have, you realize that once a woman has her hands on your cock, common sense can go out the window. Not only did I not try to stop this supposedly vanilla neighbor whose husband I had never met, but I raised my hips so she could slide my trousers and underwear down and off.

She grinned as she squeezed my cock. It was already leaking old-cum heavily, and as a large drop began to run down the front of it, she darted her tongue out to catch it, looking into my eyes.

Mmmm. Lets see what else this thing has in it, she purred, as she slid her full lips over me, engulfing the head and sliding all the way down. She made only the slightest gagging sound as I hit the back of her throat; she pressed on, and the next thing I knew, her lips were encircling the base of my cock. With my tool completely stuffed down her throat, she looked up again. Her deep brown eyes were wide. She batted her lashes at me and slid back.

I think I can work with this, she said. Lie back and relax!

For the next fifteen minutes she gave me one of the best blowjobs I can remember and Ive have some good ones, many from women on this site. She worked my cock over with her mouth, sliding up and down, augmenting her efforts with expert twists of her hands over my shaft below her lips. Occasionally, she would lick the length of it, from balls to the glans, taking the head in her mouth and swirling her tongue around the ridge of the corona. Turning her head sideways, she slid her wet tongue and lips up and down the front of it, alternately taking the frenulum gently in her teeth, and then sucking it as she ran her tongue along it.

At one point, she stopped to wet a finger and began to work it up my ass, as she continued sucking. With long, slow strokes, she took my entire shaft again and again, while massaging my prostate. It was incredibly intense, and I could tell that the impending orgasm would be huge. My balls felt like they were boiling. I lay back, warmth rising in my chest, watching her at her work. Up and down, rolling her tongue across the front of my cock with each stroke.

Finally, I erupted with huge contractions six or eight strong jets of cum shot into the back of her throat. She kept sucking. Up and down, up and down. As my spasms ebbed and my body began to relax, coming down from its high, she squeezed everything out of me with her mouth, not losing a drop. Not until my cock began to wilt did she release me, giving the head a final kiss and looking up with a smile.

Better?

All I could do for a minute was nod. With a big grin, she said, Good! Ill be over to check on you again tomorrow and Ill have more time to take care of you thoroughly!

We stood up, and I pulled my pants on again and walked her to the door. A nice hug and a kiss, then she was on her way home.

So, heres the question that Im trying to resolve in my mind. Was I wrong to give a shot of Scotch to someone whos in AA?