Recently I shitted all over the inside of a stall at a local Wal-Mart after eating a complete box of Ex-Lax. The person that does the floors (He's a real dickhead) and cleans the shitters was real pissed! I know because after I did my handy work they paged him for clean-up in the men's restroom. I was standing across from the bathroom at the magazine rack waiting. I laughed my ass off when he entered with his mop bucket. He ended up getting fired for cursing real loud for everyone to hear and throwing the mop out the door. Ha ha ha!
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18 Jan 2010 12:29AM
Congrats on your life's crowning achievement. To think of all the people who dream about shitting on the floor in a Walmart bathroom, and you've beaten all of the odds and actually done it. Enjoy your glory, my friend. Once one reaches the top, it's all downhill from there.
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18 Jan 2010 12:45AM
You are my hero...no really. Who's life is more worthless, the guy cleaning up the shit, or the dumbass doing it.
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18 Jan 2010 1:15AM
for some reason i think it is cool he deserves it if that all he can do clean other peoples shit
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18 Jan 2010 4:25AM
Yeah, I'm proud of myself. Just an hour or so ago, I went back, shit on some toilet paper and crammed it in the hand drier. I turned the dryer on and the smell was sooooo horrible that I had to get out but was laughing so hard and didn't want to exit fearing a Wal-Mart employee would spot me and know something was up due to my laughing my ass off. After about 30 minutes of hiding in one of the stalls and pinching my nose I left and went home. I love Wal-Mart!
