I Confess I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on.
I said "You're pulling my leg."
(ya get it??????...
if not, the folks that are reading this are stupid if ya dont get the joke,
either
A - the girl really WAS Pulling his leg - thinking it WAS his dick
or
B the guy was EGGAERATING and he had a SMALL DICK,)