I pitched an idea to FOX about a new reality TV show. It follows me and twelve college cheerleaders in a Big-Brother style house. The idea is that the first girl who gives birth to my kid gets �5m.
What the contestants don't know is that I'd have a vasectomy beforehand. They also won;t know, I'm gay, have AIDS and Hepatitis and am impotent. They haven't a clue I'm also a pedophile, and have been convicted of dog molesting. Yes, it will be the gayest show on the telly, that is, if they meet my demands of forcing me to be sodomized at least 17 times per episode. Did I mention I'm also a furry? This should be good for a laugh.