I live in ohio, in kent specifically, if anyone is familiar with it, they know its a college town. I was walking home after picking up a pizza from papa johns friday night and this little fucker comes up to me and tells me that im going to go to hell because i have a tattoo on my arm.
Since I was feeling like a dick that night, i decided to entertain myself; I asked him if there was any way to save myself. He told me he wasnt sure, I would have to come and talk to his pastor at church. I told him I had to be saved! He started to tell me about his church, and how he was saved by it.
At this point, it had been about 4 minutes of us talking, and I realized my pizza was getting cold, and my gf was probably wondering where I was at. So I punched him, and the little bitch went down fast and started crying. I walked as fast as I could around the corner and went home. It was a pretty good night, since i nailed my gf later and then went to the venice, which is a fucking awesome bar I frequent with my friends.
Anyway. Im all for people having their own opinions, but when they try to shove it in my face, I just lose it. Stupid bitch. I hope he never forgets that knuckle sandwich, because im sure I wont forget how awesome it felt giving it to him.
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29 Jan 2012 1:23PM
Remember his feeble attempt to bring you to salvation as you are slipping into the pits of hell. Come Judgment Day, he'll get a star in his crown; you'll get eternal damnation. Probably worth taking the punch.
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29 Jan 2012 2:13PM
Good for you man. I agree that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but don't try to force your views on me.
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29 Jan 2012 9:44PM
if you already have a ticket to hell taking his ass wouldn't change things
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29 Jan 2012 10:37PM
And you wonder why God loses his shit sometimes and murders everyone in a city, floods the earth to drown every fucking creature, or just decides to slaughter everyone in some random area with a floor or hurricane. If you were nice to evangelists, God might stop doing that evil shit.
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