I don't like meat! But I have to eat it!!! You see, I already cooked the body and you know how they caught Lecter. And I will not throw away good food! It attracts rats, you know.
(not true, relax!)
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10 Aug 2011 12:13PM
And that's why I like sausages. They contain little meat. If any! I know meat: it tastes of meat, it's chewy, meaty, and there's bones and stuff in it, that hangs out when you pull it apart. It's not in sausages. They're made of milk and salt and various spices, and maybe some weird substance I can't put my thumb on, you know, to immitate the chewiness of meat. Old socks, maybe... or carpets. Bananas? No, that wouldn't work... leather... or pickles... pickles are kinda chewy and taste of water, mostly... socks and pickles.
Think about it.
