I use the site OkCupid to hook up with horny cougars. I've been doing it for about 6 months now and have hooked up with five different women a number of times.
One of the women I have met off there is only 34 and has an 8 year old son who she introduced me to. It isn't as weird as it sounds, because I do lead them to believe that the relationship has a possibility of being more than just sex.
Today we were playing video games together while his mom was in the shower and he beat me at the game and started celebrating. I still don't know why I did it, but I said to him "You may have beaten me, but your mom still loves to swallow my jizz."
He just looked perplexed and went quiet. That night his mom rang me. Apparently he had asked her what jizz was and she had gotten it out of him what I had said. Lets just say I think this will go down as my funniest ever break-up.
