IDK why I like to do this but some days I like to put on a new pair of underwear and a nice set of pants and get into the bath and piss and shit. I like to feel it running down my legs and smell it. Then I sit down so the shit really squishes out my underwear. I then run the water in the bath and sit down into it and watch the water turn brown. I usually get so sexually excited that it just takes a few squeezes of my cock and I cum.
The thing I want to try next is to get a nurse maid to let me suck her floppy tits while all this goes on.
