I'm so traumatized right now. I found out this chick I used to fuck in high school just became a grandma. This is so wrong.
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She's either 37 or 38, not sure which. Either way it's fucking wrong.
What's worse is, a couple years ago I ran into her and we wound up having a screw for old time's sake. Don't get me wrong, she's still perfectly good looking and fucks like a champ, but I don't like knowing I stuck my dick in somebody who was two years away from grandparenthood. I'm too young for this shit!
The only way that isn't going to happen is if you die.
them's the choices. Get older or die.
Either that or be the first to figure out how to keep living without eating. Then you could stay the same age forever.
But that wouldn't stop situations like this...
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW! STICK IT IN GRANDMA!!! maybe if your a good boy grandma will take out her dentures!