Boards - confessions - I confess I fucked my parrot and now all he says is MORE LUBE! POLLY WANT MORE LUBE! Im afraid my fr | MOTHERLESS.COM ™

1

Anonymous

@confessions

28 Jun 2011 11:29PM

• 386 views • 0 attachments

I confess I fucked my parrot and now all he says is MORE LUBE! POLLY WANT MORE LUBE! Im afraid my friends will catch on. Should I snuff da bird

reply favorite add to gallery permalink Share

Replies 9

1

Anonymous

28 Jun 2011 11:33PM

Your dick was small enough to fit into a small bird? Shit, that should be enough reason for you to snuff yourself out.

reply permalink parent Share

1

Anonymous

28 Jun 2011 11:52PM

GOOGLE IDIOT...they have your picture

reply permalink parent Share

1

Anonymous

28 Jun 2011 11:39PM

FIT in the bird... dont be foolish. Thats why i wrapped it in duct tape first or the damn bird explodes, cum and feathers everywhere What a mess

reply permalink parent Share

1

Anonymous

29 Jun 2011 6:05AM

You should fuck it one last time and as you cum snap the things neck.

reply permalink parent Share

1

Anonymous

29 Jun 2011 6:54AM

lol

reply permalink parent Share

1

Anonymous

29 Jun 2011 8:55AM

Dont snuff the bird! Stuff that shit with a big cock. Pump that parrot pussy good!

reply permalink parent Share

1

Anonymous

29 Jun 2011 11:41AM

SAVE A BIRD! Fuck a TOMATO instead :P

reply permalink parent Share

1

Anonymous

29 Jun 2011 7:18PM

It's not the parrots fault, snuff yourself!

reply permalink parent Share

1

Anonymous

13 Jul 2011 3:46AM

Funniest post ever!LMAO

reply permalink parent Share

of posts