Being with someone who was drunk had to be the best time of my life. He fucked me so good that I could barely move the next day. I came so hard that when I layed down, I fell asleep almost immediately. The worst part of it, however, was that he didn't remember it the next morning. We spent the night in the same bed, but he didn't remember the sex. Oh well, he was amazing and I'll never forget that.
That sums up the last time I had sex (5 months ago).