I almost stabbed a bum with a butterfly knife today. Fucker kept asking for change outside the liquor store earlier. Some people don't know how close they get
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09 May 2011 2:56AM
Whoa! You just came very close to me stabbing you with a butter knife as well. You don't know how close you just got.
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09 May 2011 1:39AM
IF ONLY YOUR PANTIES HADN'T BEEN BUNCHED UP, AND THEN IF YOU COULD HAVE FOUND SOME TESTICLES, YOU MIGHT HAVE ACTED. OF COURSE, YOUR PERIOD WOULD HAVE TO HAVE BEEN OVER, AND YOU WOULD HAVE HAD TO BORROW A PENIS, SO YOU COULD MAN UP. OH WELL, MAYBE NEXT TIME, PATHETIC FUCKING LOSER.
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09 May 2011 2:08AM
Lighten the fuck up and buy the poor slob a beer.
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09 May 2011 2:49AM
What? A bum? Obama has been prezident over 2 years and spent billions and billions on shovel-ready projects to employ people. There is no unemployment and no bums and the whole world loves us now. Isn't that what we were told was supposed to happen?
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09 May 2011 2:57AM
Unemployment still over 9% and government printing money has caused incredible inflation in last 6 months. Isn't Hope and Change working great? And black kids and illegal aliens still robbing stores of hard working people of all races and not acting any differently or doing any better in school since inauguration day. Takes more than a black prez to change some things. Like republicans have said for years it's the broken public school system and race baters who have hurt black community the most. And those are ones who have power in democrat party. Think about it. If people are uneducated and dependent on goverment for most things who benefits? The Democrat politicians who keep getting re-elected and do nothing to fix the real problems so they can get re-elected again.
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09 May 2011 2:49AM
Just carry pepper spray. I know from experience you can usually spray them with no repercussions. It is fun to watch them cry like a bitch and fall to the ground wiping at their eyes which only makes it worse.
Usually just call them a nigger or a filthy stinking bum whatever applies is enough to get them to chimp out and justify your use of force.
I have done this to tons of bums. I can't stand the fuckers either. The reason they do this shit is no one ever does anything about their behavior. Well tell you what after a good hose down with pepper spray they might start thinking about getting a fucking job.
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09 May 2011 3:33AM
So I was at the liquor store stocking up earlier today and this redneck fag steps out of his miata and comes over to me and offers me 500 bucks to let him blow me. Now I may be a hobo but I have pride and would never be caught dead with redneck fag who drives a miata, but the gaylord pulls out the gayest knife known to man; a butterfly knife, shoves the 500 in my pocket and threatens me commit suicide if I don't let him blow me.
Me being the great humanitarian that i am take pity on the poor retard and let him go to town on my dirty cock, when all of a sudden, his jeep-driving-gay-lover comes screeching in the parking lot waving a dildo sized can of pepper spray, which looked like he was just done raping his bunghole with. He starts shrieking at me to get off him man and rape him with mah big black cock instead.
This is where I drew the line. Fags driving miatas is one thing, but retards that drive jeeps are never riding this big black pole. So I did the only sensible thing a man in my situation can do, i knocked both of them out with mah dong and set fire to their shitty cars and walked away like a boss.
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14 May 2011 8:34PM
I've been pushed this far before, I hate people asking me for shit. I'll give a bum money if he's gonna do somethin for it like juggle his crackrocks or pierce his dick with a rusty nail and hammer but that's where I draw the line
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14 May 2011 9:30PM
man you need to get yourself some help. listen to yourself, you're so unstable you nearly stabbed a guy that asked you to help him out?? lifes too damn short to get so worked up over dumb shit like that. if you hate your job, get a new one. if you hate the relationship you're in, fuck the bitch and get a new one, apartment, car etc its all the same. if you dont like that the guy on the corner at the liquor store asks you for change, go to a differnt fucking store or do yourself a favour n stop drinking... don't blame other people for your unhappiness.
