It grosses me out when I am fucking a girl and she has a big zit on her ass. I'm there fucking away worried that it will pop and shot all over my face. EWWW!
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Yeah, ass zits are bad. But what's worse is a zit on a girl's perineum. (For the uneducated, that's the area between the vaginal opening and the anus.) I mean, like, if you're doing 69 with her and you're getting a mouthful of some other guy's cum 'cause she hasn't douched in two days and you're getting shit in your nostrils 'cause your nose is shoved up her asshole, that damned zit is right on your upper lip! What if it should pop and get pus on your mustache? Gross!
Fuck the uneducated. If you can't work out what a perineum is from the Latin etymology you can just fuck right off.
Call it the Humber Bridge... They might have heard of it called that. (If they're from Britain, and if they're not they can fuck off too)
Good thing the only time you've fucked a girl has been in your dreams...
She takes your cum, you should take her zit puss.