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Anonymous

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11 Dec 2010 6:30AM

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Here is several of funny racist jokes I found on the internet.

A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin asking, "How did the human race start?". Sarah Palin answered, "God made Adam and Eve, they had children and all mankind was made." The next day the little girl wrote to michelle obama and asked the same question. Michelle obama answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys in Africa from which the human race evolved." The confused girl went to her father and asked, "How come Sarah Palin told me that mankind was created by God, and michelle obama told me mankind evolved from monkeys?" Her father answered, "Well, it's very simple . . . Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors, and michelle obama told you about hers!"

If Whites and blacks had a war, what would it be called?
KKK vs KFC!

What does obamas CHANGE mean?
Come Help A Nigger Get Elected

Everyone should stop being racist . . racism should be a crime, and crime is for NIGGERS!

Did you hear Hallmark was making an obama Christmas ornament?
They want to give Americans the gift they all want, that nigger hanging in a tree!

What does MARTA stand for in Atlanta, GA?
Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta!

lol when I find more worth sharing I'll post them.

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Anonymous

11 Dec 2010 6:33AM

I find those jokes at http://racist-jokes.com/index.php

There are some good racist jokes on that site.

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Anonymous

11 Dec 2010 6:42AM

White folks aren't racist . .
. . we've all got colored TV's!

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Anonymous

11 Dec 2010 6:42AM

Why don't nigger babies play in sandboxes?
Cats keep trying to bury them!

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Anonymous

11 Dec 2010 6:43AM

What do you call 60,000 niggers on a plane heading back to Africa?
A good start!

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Anonymous

11 Dec 2010 6:44AM

What do you call a nigger hiding in the woods?
A brown recluse!

What do you call a black bowling ball?
A nigger egg.

What did God say when he made the first nigger?
Oops! I put the pubes on his head!

What was missing from the Million Man March?
About a thousand miles of chain and an auctioneer!

How do you get a nigger to wear a condom?
Put a Nike logo on it!

Why do niggers wear wide brimmed hats?
So birds won't shit on their lips!

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Anonymous

11 Dec 2010 7:04AM

ILMFAO!!!!!!

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Anonymous

12 Dec 2010 11:44PM

in Australia we have a go more at the abo's(aboriganals) than niggas
what do you call an aboringanal with a piece of tin.
a home owner
what do you call an aboringanal with two pieces of tin
a real state agent

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Anonymous

01 Jan 2011 7:27PM

what do you call a black person?
a dirty smelly little coon

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Anonymous

02 Jan 2011 6:44AM

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?
A pilot, you racist.

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Anonymous

03 Jan 2011 1:04PM

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Anonymous

12 Oct 2011 5:46PM

What do you call a white guy telling racist jokes?
Off-duty prison bitch.

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Anonymous

24 Nov 2011 1:37PM

Have you heard scientists have bred a nigger with an octopus? It's an ugly fucker, but it sure can pick cotton.

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Zagg

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16 Jan 2012 11:41AM

When did you find any that were worth sharing?

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Anonymous

23 Jan 2012 1:26AM

Right on!

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Anonymous

23 Jan 2012 1:30AM

Ooh....I got one....What do you call any color or race of people who talk shit about other races or collors? Ignorant, pathetic, pieces of shit who have a shitty life and have to make fun of others to feel better about themselves.

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Anonymous

11 Mar 2012 1:07AM

What do you call faggots who look up shit just to talk shit about it? You.

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Anonymous

20 Jan 2012 11:46AM

What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree? A straight line!

How many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, white men will screw anything

What do u call a bunch of white people in a bowl? Crackers

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA

what do you call a white woman with a yeast infection? Crackers with cheese

What�s white and fourteen inches long? Absolutely nothing!

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Anonymous

21 Jan 2012 1:51AM

why do white women love black dick? because no white man can ever fuck them right.
why are blacks so good at dancing? to attract white women away from their husbands.
why do blacks like fucking white women? because white women crave long heavy black cocks.
why are white men so scared of blacks? Because they don't know how to please a woman with their tiny white baby finger sized peckers.

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Anonymous

21 Jan 2012 6:52PM

Keep it up and you all will be dust. Which is grey and black.
Put your brain back in your under where.

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bigpoppa25

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22 Jan 2012 6:45PM

Why do all these fucking niggers think all the white women in this world want to fuck there nasty fucking asses???i mean seriously all a white woman is just another notch on your belt stick to your own race u nasty fucks and this is for the white women who fuck them..you sick fucks!!

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Anonymous

11 Mar 2012 1:56AM

a nigger, spick, and paki, all jump off a building at the same time in a race to hit the ground, who wins?
Society

4 niggers in one red sleeping bag?
Kit Kat

and peope SHOULD stop being racist. im NOT racist, believe it or not, my best friend is black. I miss him though, i hope his owners treat him ok.

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Anonymous

11 Mar 2012 3:25AM

In Canada the jokes are about native canadians, (indians, native americans in the u.s.)

Why aren't there any Indians on Star Trek? Because they don't work in the future either.

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Anonymous

14 Mar 2012 9:23AM

Racist jokes aren't funny.

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stoney1215

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17 Mar 2012 11:38AM

racist jokes are only funny if you can laugh at all racist jokes , INCLUDING YOUR OWN RACE ! if you can do that then abviously you are not a racist . you are just someone with a good sense of humor ........

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Anonymous

06 Oct 2023 12:24AM

How the fuck is that funny bitch. It hurts to know there are still racist people out in the world. I’m pissed off how disappointing people are. I’m from a city next to Atl and Atl is full of black people anyways.

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