Boards - Yeah dude, don't go for that shit. I have a bi girlfriend and she tried to pull some shit like that

09 Dec 2010 5:43PM

Yeah dude, don't go for that shit. I have a bi girlfriend and she tried to pull some shit like that with me one time. She told me she wanted to sleep with her best friend, because they were messing around with each other at one time before we ever met, and she said she "missed" eating some pussy every now and then. I said "fine. So long as your friend doesn't have a problem with me fucking you while you two are messing around." I even told her I didn't want to sleep with her friend, or have her touch me. (because I already knew she didnt want to fuck me, just my girlfriend.)My girlfriend turned to me and said "well.. sleeping with a woman is completely different than sleeping with a man, and I wouldn't be able to fuck you and her at the same time. (which is total bullshit!) You can watch if you want to though." I told her "NO FUCKING WAY! If you think I am some kind of fuckin chump who is just gonna stand around pullin my pud while my girlfriend fucks some other chick right in front of me, you got another thing comin!" Then I told her that "I know damn well that women all over the world sleep with their boyfriends at the same time that they fuck another chick, so you should be able to do it to with no problem. You just wanna fuck with another girl to get your jollies and not have me involved at all. Thats why you made that lame excuse.. I already know the way your mind works.. you cant fool me." I told her I couldn't stop her from doing it behind my back if she wanted, but I would find out about it eventually. And when or if I do... Not only will I leave your ass so fast your head will spin, but I will find that bitch of a friend of yours and knock all her teeth down the back of her throat and hope she chokes to death on them. She looked shocked that i would say that at first, then she got that sheepish look on her face and said " Ok baby, I promise I wont fuck around with her unless she agrees to your terms on the matter." Then she added " I already know she wont though" as if her friend was the one who was gonna be totally against it, and not her. I then said " Well then, I guess that is tough shit for her then! Maybe she should grow up a bit and be willing to compromise a little if she is gonna try to fuck with other peoples girlfriends instead of going out and finding one of her fucking own." I could tell she got pissed that her little plan backfired on her. lol! I couldn't believe she thought I would fall for the whole " you can watch, but dont touch.. Trust me, you'll enjoy it baby b.s. Only a bitch ass motherfucker would go for that shit.

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