agreed, go somewhere else where you aren't wasting our time. this is CONFESSIONS where people are actually supposed to be telling TRUE stories. Because of that we look for mistakes and get pissed off when we find them. When you say:
"and Kate (my wife) said to Jane"
for some dumb reason we think your wife is named Kate. Apparently though (as far as the following is concerned), every woman in this story is named Kate:
"The following night Kate was getting ready to go into work on her late shift, Jane and I were sat on the couch watching TV, Kate had on a long t-shirt of mine she had borrowed due to having no clothes and a pair of Knickers, I had tried peeking but she kept the T-shirt right down, Kate came over and kissed be goodbye and said i will see you in the morning luv"
Then the next block starts and Jane is no longer in existence! Couple that with the very sexy image of "undoing your drawstring" and bam, feels ultra real right? WRONG. Go away - please!