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28 Apr 2010 11:26PM

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Oh goodness, I was so constipated earlier that I ate a complete box ox ex-lax to disembowel my bowels. I need to empty my colon because I have about two lbs. of undigested red meat in my bowels. If I can hold out until tomorrow morning, I will drive to the local Wal-Mart and let lose. There's no fans in the restroom(maybe on the ceiling) but you can bet the shit will be hitting something. I will shit on the sinks, hand drier, in the hand drier, (geah!) on the the floor, in the drain on the floor on some toilet paper to smear on the mirror, on some toilet paper to wipe all over the stall. Yeah, smell this when you walk into the shitter! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!