i am a raging alcoholic i am drunk 24/7 i haev no job and live with my parents
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17 Feb 2008 3:13PM
You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity. Farewell.
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17 Feb 2008 3:53PM
[cquote]i am a raging alcoholic i am drunk 24/7 i haev no job and live with my parents[/cquote]
ditto, except for the fact that i dont drink.
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17 Feb 2008 8:02PM
stuart post? is that you, i always knew you would fail at life
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17 Feb 2008 11:00PM
Well, sir... I myself am a depressed raging schizo alcoholic pothead acid freak mushroom pizza eating nutjob. I recently moved out of my mothers house and I must say... Its much much easier to be a drug addict loser when you have your own place. To put it in one sentence... Get a fucking job and move out of your parents house! People working at McDonalds can afford to live on their own. Mooch off the government if you have to, thats what its there for, isn't it? Put down the bottle you fucking bum and pick up the crack pipe. Fine words of wisdom right there. Crack is a stimulant, not a depressant like alcohol. You could also take that six hundred dollar tax incentive that the government is giving us and do what I plan on doing and what I urge everyone living in America to do with it. Play right into their hands and spend it right away. But don't spend it on shoes, clothes or other bullshit like that. Go to your guy, buy some weed, and some meth. Then go to your local gun shop and buy a pistol and one round of ammunition. Thats all it should take. Don't want to waste too much money. Next go home and smoke the entirety of both bags, meth and pot. Load your one round, place the barel of the pistol in your mouth so it end is touching the center of the roof of your mouth. Then the fun part. Pull the trigger. If everyone in America or at least most of America commits this act of patriotism it could send our economy sky rocketing and the people left over will be able to prosper and flourish. I hope my check comes soon. Farewell for now and I'll meet you for the war of the apocalypse. Haha. Just kidding, Jesus was a fraud.
