I am a girl. I have a vagina. I like licorice.
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28 Apr 2012 12:32AM
Thats nice...Tell me its not the black though. That shit nasty.
~bob~
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28 Apr 2012 12:45AM
girls are nice, how old r u and what u lookin for here
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28 Apr 2012 12:56AM
I'm looking for an overweight middle-aged man with no job and a tiny penis. Think I can find one here?
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28 Apr 2012 1:11AM
I call BS. It is obvious false. No one likes licorice. It is the fruitcake of candy.
Alpha-Omega
CEO and Founder of PETT (People for Ethical Treatment of Trolls)
Creater of the Faptastic Four
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28 Apr 2012 1:15AM
Fine, I'll let somebody else stick licorice up my hot, female, virgin underage pussy.
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28 Apr 2012 1:28AM
Well that works out fine cause I sure was not going to.
Alpha-Omega
CEO and Founder of PETT (People for Ethical Treatment of Trolls)
Creater of the Faptastic Four
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28 Apr 2012 1:30AM
You'd probably forget to fuck her and just deliver a half hour boring-ass diatribe about how much smarter you are than everyone else at the hotel. All the while not knowing the difference between imply and infer.
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28 Apr 2012 1:31AM
what makes you think he can afford a hotel? try his creepy rapist van.
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28 Apr 2012 1:37AM
Well that seems the answer I would expect from the likes of you two. No go listen to "Its Raining Men" and talk smack about me while you 2 stroke each other :)
Alpha-Omega
CEO and Founder of PETT (People for Ethical Treatment of Trolls)
Creater of the Faptastic Four
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28 Apr 2012 1:39AM
*TRANSLATION* - "I do not wish to dispute your factual assertions at this time, so I will just call you gay instead."
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28 Apr 2012 1:44AM
You do realize to dispute facts there would actually have to be facts, right?
Alpha-Omega
CEO and Founder of PETT (People for Ethical Treatment of Trolls)
Creater of the Faptastic Four
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28 Apr 2012 1:50AM
Fact: Yesterday, in calling someone else's intelligence into question, you used "infer" when you meant "imply." Consequently, you're a dumbfuck of the most exceedingly high order.
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28 Apr 2012 1:54AM
Fact: You did not originally say it was yesterday so I had no idea what you were talking about. Fact: I do not know or remember of hand that post which you speak of so I can not say what I was thinking all though it seems you can. I am glad you know what I am thinking so I do not have to worry about typing it in here.
Alpha-Omega
CEO and Founder of PETT (People for Ethical Treatment of Trolls)
Creater of the Faptastic Four
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28 Apr 2012 1:31AM
It works every time. If you say "I am a girl, I have a vagina," someone will believe it. It's fucking uncanny.
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28 Apr 2012 1:33AM
"I am a girl, but I have a penis. I like meatloaf."
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28 Apr 2012 1:39AM
And you can always count on someone jumping to conclusions. Just cause I did not call BS for the seemingly obvious you assume that I believe. You need to learn that sometimes it is not what is said but what is NOT said that says a lot.
Alpha-Omega
CEO and Founder of PETT (People for Ethical Treatment of Trolls)
Creater of the Faptastic Four
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28 Apr 2012 1:40AM
I was't even talking about you, you fucking self-aggrandizing fuckwit.
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28 Apr 2012 1:45AM
you always be sure to call BS immediately, you fuckwit.
i wish beckoning_urges would come and save the day
he's become motherless' white knight extraordinaire and he's been a teddybear for some many hurt women
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28 Apr 2012 1:47AM
If this is directed to me, seeing as it was posted as response to my post it would seem so but lately who knows, if you knew anything about me you would know I do not call BS quickly. If anything I am told I believe things much to easy. But that is by people on here who use most of their intelligence by turning on the computer and accessing the internet.
Alpha-Omega
CEO and Founder of PETT (People for Ethical Treatment of Trolls)
Creater of the Faptastic Four
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28 Apr 2012 1:57AM
Very good, never claimed to be an English major. What, you want a cookie now.
Alpha-Omega
CEO and Founder of PETT (People for Ethical Treatment of Trolls)
Creater of the Faptastic Four
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28 Apr 2012 2:02AM
Wow, so only English majors should be expected to master the basic rudiments of their own native language?
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28 Apr 2012 6:02PM
I have a 6th grade education, yet even I know the difference between to and too... Oh and when I was in that 6th grade class, I was in a remedial, (basically the stupid class) class. In fact according to the state of NY, I am mentally challenged, with serious learning disabilities. I've been told I'm eligible for government assistance, even... Yet here we are... I know the difference between to and too, (and have for longer than I can remember), but because you where not an English major, you can't seem to get it right..? I have to ask... Where did you go to school..? And I would highly recommend making damn sure your own kids don't go to that school. You owe them that.
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28 Apr 2012 6:30PM
I'd like to set the record straight about something. It is something I feel strongly about, and I'm getting a little tired of all the badmouthing about it, particularly on this post.
When I was a boy, long before entering into my 6th grade remedial class, I was smaller than most of the other kids, and as a result I would usually get bullied, and inevitably, get my candy stolen.
Then one day I discovered an awesome new candy, (new to me, that is..), and the coolest thing about it, was that it was my favorite color, black!! I couldn't believe there was a black candy. I knew it must be awesome, and when I tasted it, my mouth exploded with pleasure. This was exactly what black was supposed to taste like!!! I was as impressed with it's taste as much as I was with it's shinny black appearance, and I had my new favorite flavor. Black Licorice
I was hooked, to say the least. The next day at school, I discovered that my new found favored flavor, was not only completely impervious to being stolen from me, but also seemed to act as a kind of cryptonite against my bullies, as they where suddenly unsure of my sanity, what with me eating black licorice, and all, and everybody knows crazy people are dangerous...
I am now 48 yrs old, and black licorice has been one of the main staples throughout my life. In recent years licorice has gained quit a bit of popularity, worldwide, and in fact there are new licorice companies sprouting up all over the globe, most of which are going all natural now.
Black licorice actually has many medicinal benefits as well. I use it to sooth my stomach sometimes, or to help with digestion.
The one person I know who eats more black licorice than I, and always alerts me upon discovering anything new in that world, even though I live about 6,000 miles away, is my incredibly sexy, (about 5'2", 110 lbs, 35yrs-looks 21ish, very pretty), sister-in-law. I turned her onto "Panda Bear", when she was here on vacation about 4 yrs ago, (I live in Hawaii), and it is still her favorite.
Licorice rocks, and chicks who love it, rock even harder. So there.
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28 Apr 2012 1:50AM
oh i love beckoning! he's a gentlemen much more of one than alpha will every be
alpha's a whiny dog compared to beckoning he's a dreamboat
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28 Apr 2012 1:24AM
i would prefer to stick my tongue in your pussy while you eat licorice
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28 Apr 2012 1:34AM
Really? You're so desperate that you actually thought this might have been posted by a girl? Fuck me, I bet you answer emails for free celebrity sex tapes.
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28 Apr 2012 1:55AM
You make me laugh, thank you. But no, I still will not send you a naked pic of me. Just use your tiny imagination.
Alpha-Omega
CEO and Founder of PETT (People for Ethical Treatment of Trolls)
Creater of the Faptastic Four
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28 Apr 2012 12:48PM
I was almost inclined to believe you... but then i remembered that there are no girls on motherless
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28 Apr 2012 2:55PM
Almost every post ends up being about proper word usage. Funny thing is I bet atleast 70% Pfeiffer the ones correcting everyone is using spell check lol.
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28 Apr 2012 3:16PM
the only women who use the word vagina are men, and no women like Licorice. That is propaganda from right wing conservatives. If you said you liked chocolate then maybe you would have been a woman. prove your femaleness. strip naked right motherless whore on your ass insert, a baseball bat in your ass, and an eggplant in your pussy. then take a picture in front of a mirror.
Really people it is the only way we will know for sure
