a guy saw a commercial for lose 5 pounds in 5 days. he called the number and the next day a tight 19 year old wearing nothing but a pair of nike's shows up. she starts running and says 'when you catch me you can have me.' this happened over the next 4 days. the man weighed himself and had lost 6 pounds.
he called the number back and asked for 10 pounds in 5 days. the next day a smokin hot brazilian model shows up wearing nothing but a pair of reeboks. she starts running saying 'when you catch me you can have me.' again this happened over the next 4 days. the man weighed himself and had lost 12 pounds.
he called the number one more time and asked for 25 pounds in 7 days. the operator tried to talk him out of it telling him how rigorous it was, but he insisted. the next day a 400 pound greasy homless looking man shows up wearing nothing but pink nikes. he said 'run, when i catch you youre mine!'
the man lost 40 pounds that week.
