Me at a dance club: Would you like to dance?
bitch: Ugh! No!
Me: No, you misunderstood. I said - you look fat in those pants.
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that is a good one i will give that one a try
Typical.
Ugly and/or annoying male gets rejected for hitting on more attractive female. Butthurt and feeling like crying in a corner somewhere, he insults her as though he doesn't actually want to wear her as a penis cozy. Of course, that totally makes sense. Just move on, asswipe.