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25 Oct 2011 9:18PM
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I confess that I just smoked two bowls out of my 3ft ZONG, I am fucking stoned off my ass.... the 2nd or 3rd hit I got the spins and almost passed the fuck out! LOL

THe DEA can kiss my ass, they are just a bunh of armed thugs for the pharm companies!
Just thought I would share! Now I am going to find some nasty stories, or maybe a nasty video and choke the chicken, its so much better when you are stoned!

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25 Oct 2011 9:25PM

WTF is a ZONG?

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25 Oct 2011 9:42PM

its a bong, dude.

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25 Oct 2011 9:44PM

google zong dude. i've never smoked out of one, i just know they're crazy lookin.

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25 Oct 2011 9:55PM

I've killed parties with a Zong... till the Vail police took it from my friend when he got a DUI, they said his THC levels were nothing they have ever seen... If they only knew I smoked more than him and dosed to gram pills of hash...

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26 Oct 2011 2:22AM

Hahah buddy "I smoked two bowls" and your telling us your fuckin blasted haha you totally sound like a retard. Us canadians smoke dope like madmen. Tell me your blasted after hittin the knifes with a bit oil, smoke a blunt a fat one, and than close it with your tiny baby Zong. So before you post something outrageous again do that and shit your american you don't know shit when it comes to smoking dope you fucking goof prick. Smoking fuckin ditch weed mexican shit house. Your as useless as your country so fuck off and die you american sub-human piece of shit.

And you killed parties with a zong stupid never happened! He had THC levels they never seen before again never happened! Fact!- put any substance between you and the origin of the smoke and you lose potency. Your story only believable if you smoked using any other method and even than you gotta eat it of blade Buddar. Oh no american again you don't know that is so good fuckin luck chump!

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26 Oct 2011 4:40PM

I'm not the OP but you sound like an unhappy little Canadian. Cheer up you sad bastard!

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26 Oct 2011 11:52PM

Like I said, I smoked a shit load that night, plus eat hash... so you're a fucking stupid cunuck... anyways have fun treating people like shit asshole, I knew we should have taken Quebec in the war of 1812, the you damn hoisser would have nothing to bitch about

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26 Oct 2011 2:45AM

OP HERE.... First of all! I don't know why you brought race or nationility into this but whatever.... I use to live near th Canadian border, in fact right on it. From what I remember, the candian men were mostly pussies , and most of the Canadian woman were sluts, but that is besidest the point.

My point is that you just made your self sound like the retard! Logically, you have no clue how big the base of my Zong is, or the design of the glass. You also have no clue how big the bowl is, I have seen bowls that will hold alot of weed! I will tell you, that do to the design of my pipe, if I draw correctly, and fill this thing with smoke, I can usually get 3 big hits before it is empty. You also have no clue on the time span that I smoked! Lastly, I will not even try to debate quality of weed with you, that is just juvenile! I am not 12 years old. I will tell you though that I have my "medical card" and I do you to dispensaries, and have a huge choice! Not in just quality but also in the strains. Most people don't do enough research to realize that different strains can give you different effects. I have several medical problems that cause extreme pain, and so I choose the strains that will give me a body high as well as a head high.... pain relief.

Befor you start talking out of the side of yoru next. I suggest that you sit down and think about what you are saying before you say it!Your mouth isover riding your ass! Yet you call me the retard? FUCK OFF!

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26 Oct 2011 11:53PM

amen!

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26 Oct 2011 2:47AM

Crap, I hate typo's, lol,oh well make fun of me for them its all good!! LOL I was pissed and my brain was moving faster then my fingers.

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26 Oct 2011 4:22PM

I want to buy a ZONG, where can I get one?

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26 Oct 2011 10:43PM

Just Google Zong and Bong. There are plenty of sites... They are sweet. You should also check out Tsunami Bongs..... That will be my next purchase :)

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26 Oct 2011 10:46PM

I went to Safeway to find a 3 foot Zong, but they said they didn't carry them and actually didn't know what one was. So in keeping with the retard tradition of this stupid fucking website, FAKE!!! FAKE FAKE!! FAKE FAKE!

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27 Oct 2011 1:36AM

What the hell are you talking about? Safeway? LMAO.... Uhmm ok, time to put down the crack pipe. LOL

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27 Oct 2011 3:12AM

bump the fuck out of this

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