Okay, you bunch of perverts- I need a caption for this shot. Reminds me of a eighth grade dance I went to. The girl slapped the holy shit out of me, and I never got past her pubes!
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Shit...here comes the teacher. Quick, let me hide my stash in here.
Ok, I touched it... will you let me go now? I gotta go wash my hand cuz I think you peed on it...
Look, asshole, 99% of the pics on sites like this are years old, and nobody gives a flying shit if it was faked. The idea was to get captions, dickhead, 'cause some of us think the pic was funny.
Now carry your ass back to 4chanland where being a dickhead is cool...
If you let me, my mom will take us over to McDonald's for a happy meal after the dance!
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this is funny, got caught doing the same thing, at summer camp, when i was 12, got my ass beat by my parents when they found out, chick had hikies all over her neck and chest, as did i, for this one, "please be carefull, i heard if your too rough i will bleed alot on the first time, hunny thats why im startin with 2 fingers, workin ya up to my 9