If we're all God's children, what makes Jesus so special?
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29 Mar 2009 4:03AM
He was the only one born without a willy having been inserted into a lady's front bottom... allegedly.
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31 Mar 2009 4:33AM
i wonder if jesus would have got a boner looking at some of this stuff.
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03 Apr 2009 9:04PM
The fact that he has a best selling book about him helps, although Allah is hot on heels with The koran!!!! picked it up at the an airport once, did'nt think much of it...I'd rather The Satanic Verses by SALMAN RUSHDIE, Bet ye even Stephen King would kill to have that sort of crediblity;-)
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07 May 2009 9:02PM
Are you quoting that believers are Gods children, or humans are?
I for one am simply a child of nature and science....born out of my mothers crotch after a peaceful 9 months of developing from a little sperm that won a race :)
Jesus is special because your man-made book says so.
I prefer Harry Potter btw.
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21 May 2009 5:40PM
I like a man who can quote Jimmy Carr without irony.
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21 May 2009 9:09PM
Because I have a 14 inch magic dick, can change bottled water into Ripple, and walk across your swimming pool, motherfucker. Now let me go back to jacking off...
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27 May 2009 1:31AM
Are you serious OP?
Jesus is special because he's HAWT AS FUCK! I mean, look at that face, that rugged manly face, and tell me you wouldn't go gay for him in a heartbeat.
I know I would.
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30 May 2009 3:29AM
I've always enjoyed having sex with nuns too. (Sorry, no pics!)
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03 Jun 2009 1:16PM
are u serious??
how many of Gods other children died for our sins?
