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20 Nov 2011 2:52AM
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Win: When you can fuck a girl's brains out for a year and a half, lie to her the whole time about how you're gonna leave your wife, knock her up, not show up to pay for the abortion, toss her aside like last week's garbage and never talk to her again, and still get her to suck you off and swallow your load 12 years later. Man, I fucking love life sometimes.

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20 Nov 2011 7:50AM

you must live in Alabama too

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20 Nov 2011 7:55AM

Karma is a bitch, dude..she never forgets a fine man like you.

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20 Nov 2011 9:47AM

Fuck karma, it's not like I made her suck me off.

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20 Nov 2011 9:49AM

Doesn't sound like she had too many brains to begin with there, OP.

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20 Nov 2011 9:55AM

Ha, then you probably wouldn't believe me if I told you the slut's working on her second master's degree.

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20 Nov 2011 5:41PM

Intellect doesn't matter.

As much as women deride us guys for thinking with the small head, there are some women who can't help following their cunts when it comes to certain guys. And the women who do generally like being treated like crap. Fuck them over and they'll beg for more.

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20 Nov 2011 10:00AM

No, I wouldn't. But then I didn't believe the original story either, so you're playing par.

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20 Nov 2011 5:48PM

If it was a made-up story, I would've at least said I fucked her in the ass.

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20 Nov 2011 10:37AM

Wow, so u got a stupid chic, OP's a tool...cool story bro.

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20 Nov 2011 10:43AM

My kind of girl for sure! Not that i was always this way, but right on if its true. Fuck all the stupid cunts.

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06 May 2021 7:51PM

Don’t do your sister like that bro. Family first. 

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