Win: When you can fuck a girl's brains out for a year and a half, lie to her the whole time about how you're gonna leave your wife, knock her up, not show up to pay for the abortion, toss her aside like last week's garbage and never talk to her again, and still get her to suck you off and swallow your load 12 years later. Man, I fucking love life sometimes.
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Karma is a bitch, dude..she never forgets a fine man like you.
Fuck karma, it's not like I made her suck me off.
Doesn't sound like she had too many brains to begin with there, OP.
Ha, then you probably wouldn't believe me if I told you the slut's working on her second master's degree.
Intellect doesn't matter.
As much as women deride us guys for thinking with the small head, there are some women who can't help following their cunts when it comes to certain guys. And the women who do generally like being treated like crap. Fuck them over and they'll beg for more.
No, I wouldn't. But then I didn't believe the original story either, so you're playing par.
Wow, so u got a stupid chic, OP's a tool...cool story bro.
My kind of girl for sure! Not that i was always this way, but right on if its true. Fuck all the stupid cunts.