Confession i really want to fuck my mother inlaw and from what i have heard she can suck cock better than a dyson. Hopfully she will see the light one day and suck me dry.
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I hope you have not tried the dyson first... HOLY shit anyone sucks cock better than a dyson.
She probably wants it more than you do. Just try some innocent flirting and pay close attention to her response.
Hoover. Sucks better than a Hoover.
The key with MILs is to find their desires and their vulnerabilities. Create a special bond through the commonality of your dad. Get her to talk about their relationship and to rant. Act like you're interested and that you understand her. Then once you have a special "thing" going make it more special with sex.