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I am in love with my ex wife. She won't hang out with me if I pressure her for sex. She has had a partial hysterectomy and of course has gone through menopause. I just go on the net and watch pornos while I whack off and think about her. I feel like shit and I want to die.
I confess...i'm just recently out of jail after serving a 5 year sentance for armed robbery and life is not going to the way i had planned...anyway to cut a long story short, my probation officer has just been changed from an old saggy cunt to a beautiful half asian half white stunner with a bad attitude, but the way she looks at me tells me she waants me to ram my big thick cock in her cunt and arsehole. I'm seeing her in 6 days in a room alone one on one and i'm going to whack her in the jaw nice and quick then do what i like for a good half hour before anyone even knows what's happening...would love to hear any sugestions on what to do when she's knocked out and i'm having my way with the stuck up cunt???
I think if you wanna be perverted and weird and psycho and whatever. that's cool. I think if you wanna be perverted and weird and psycho but act on it and make threats like a fucking prick to girls on here who are actually chicks and not the scumbag douches that say they are and really aren't. I think you should be whacked. If you have some fucking obsession about on a girl on this website. You should go fuck yourself because this shit is about fantasy and not putting into a nightmare for some other chick. That's not cool. At all. So fuck you whoever is going around and threatening these girls online and saying crazy shit that should get your kneecap blown off and then you being tortured, in a very non sexual way, and after you should be killed. Don't be a fucking idiot and make the rest of us who can actually control ourselves look bad. If you can't handle your own mind. Your fucking stupid. Be morally wrong and weird and fucked up and perverted, but don't make it someones nightmare and act on it you piece of shit. Learn to control and use your etiquette, you fuck
my hot neighbor whacking off and sent the video to me.. fuck he is sexy and has a big dick..
I dont know about you guys..
but most of the time im in motherless..
i aint here to whack off or something
im pretty much in the confessions page reading troll comments! LOL
My Chinese experience.
I moved to China from the USA 7 months ago for a job. This place is great if you are a want to get laid. I was never really into asian chicks until I moved here. Sure I whacked it to a few asian prons in my lifetime but it was never my thing.
It is so fucking easy to get laid in China. If you cannot get laid in the USA but have the money to take a trip I recommend coming to China. These Chinese girls are so down to fuck Americans its crazy.
First of all they are all relatively hot. The majority of chicks that are here are skinny. Very rarely do you see overweight women. I'm sure these numbers are growing because you do see McDonalds, Burger King, Pizza Hut, Etc. but at the moment most chicks are reasonably skinny. Even the fat chicks are pretty skinny compared to US chicks.
They all dress slutty. I live in southern China but have traveled around a bit since moving here. All the girls wear tiny ass shorts or skirts, high heels, and possibly tights or stockings. Pretty fucking hot. If you are a leg man then China is heaven for you. Even the older women here look damn hot.
These chicks have no hair on their bodies. Legs and arms are fucking smoooooth. You may find a little bit of hair under their arms and their snatches can be a bit of a jungle but the rest of their bodies are smooth sailing. No stubble, they just do not grow hair on most of their body. The hair on their head is pretty sexy though. They normally have long flowing black hair. A lot of them dye their hair red or blonde so these chicks stand out a bit but their hair is pretty damn hot.
You have a slight western influence on their fashion. I have not seen so much spandex or hipster glasses in my life. These chicks make it look hot though. If you are into gaps then China is the place to go. Gaps occur on skinny chicks where there is space between their thighs. Never really noticed this before but here in China there are so many chicks with gaps that you have to notice. Pretty hot. All you can think about is the easy access you have to their snizatch.
These chicks like western dudes. I've seen some ugly expats here with pretty hot chicks. It helps, of course, if you have a bit of money.
prostitution is pretty much legal
here is how it works
its illegal but nobody gives a shit
there are a few levels of prostitution here
there are the street girls
cost about 150rmb which is about 20 bucks are so. you just pull up to a whore store and the mommy (female pimp) brings out a line up of girls. you pick your girl and take her back to your place or you can rent a decent hotel room for around 8 bucks for a few hours. chicks are pretty hot. they will go with you and shower with you. then either fuck or suck until you are done. then take their payment and then leave. sometimes if you give them 150 rmb the girl will give you a few dollars change. The great thing about these street girls is that they will normally give you their phone number so you can call them directly without having to go through the mommy. you wont pay any less but they will show up to your door and you don't have to go through the hassle of going the the whore store (sometimes its closed)
you can also go to KTV. KTV is a karaoke spot. some of them are bit different but a lot of them are the same. You pay for the private room and some booze. pay for the Dj and then they bring in a line up of 10-20 or more chicks depending on where you go. these chicks are pretty damn hot. you give them maybe 200-300 RMB for them to be your companion during the evening. once you pick a chick they will either keep their formal clothes on or change into street clothes. they will sit with you all night, talk to you, pour your drinks, sing with you, light your smokes, and let you semi grope them. if they are into you you can get a bit more action for free. Ive seed guys get blowjobs or handjobs or kisses from KTV chicks that are attacted to them. Ive also seen chicks that are just jobbers that do not do anything to exciting most of the night. You can take some of these broads home. Normally will cost you a few hundred more RMB. Not all of them are whores so you may be SOL if you pick the wrong one. The ones that do go home are pretty fun.
You can also go to the chinese massage. you can get a foot massage here for 50rmb or less than 10 bucks. chicks massage your whole body then spend a long time on your feet. Nothing crazy sexual but they normally wear pretty short skirts and flirt with you a bit.
These same massage parlors offer full body massages. costs about 100rmb or around 16 bucks. they will take your shirt off and make you lay down. massage your whole body including your ass and legs. then when they are done they will flip you over and jerk you off. chicks are hot. wear short skirts and sort of hump you all night while they massage you. hand jobs are pretty good. they will slip a finger in your ass if you are into that and sometimes you can get a couple chicks if you want to pay. the massage includes a hot shower so it is a pretty good way to relax.
you have saunas that you can go to. pretty much the best shit ive had since ive been here. combines all the previous shit into one slam bamma. you walk into a lobby and they bring in a line up of chicks. you pick the one you want. they are all dressed hot. and she takes you to a private room. then she changes in front of you to something sexy and she has you take a shower. she will shower with you if you want and she will scrub you down. she is normally naked and she will play with your dick a little bit. then she puts you on a massage table and gives you a naked massage. she will mount you and give you a shitty massage. bitch is a whore not a fucking licensed masseuse but it feels good enough. when you are done with the massage she will take you into the bedroom and then the fun starts. they normally put on some japanese porn on the tv that is pretty hot and then you get down to business. pretty much anything goes. most chicks wont let you fuck them in the ass but they will blow you from any position and let you fuck them for as long as it takes.sometimes they have toys. pretty much always you have to wear a condom. they will play with you until you are done then you can take another shower or bath. whole thing is like 600rmb which is around 100 bucks. pretty dope time.
girls are hot. all look pretty young. i have had a few older women which was kinda weird getting a hj from a chick that could be my aunt but w/e
there are higher level hos that are available as well, just havent experienced them for myself. there are also places that deliver chicks to your hotel room. they send a line up and you pick the one you want. sometimes 1000-1500 rmb.
my favorite is the sauna. pretty reasonable for the time you get. the street hos are pretty fun but it is hit or miss. sometimes you get girl that blows but does not fuck and then sometimes vice versa. you do luck out sometimes and get a hottie that blows and fucks but you gotta grab these bitches numbers because they normally get scooped up pretty quick.
sometimes after chinese new year your favorite girl will go back to their hometown and never come back. i dont think that whoreing is looked down on as much in China. it seems as if a lot of regular girls may try it out to make a bit of money for a little while. a lot of them get burned out and then go get regular jobs or regular girlfriends but they can give you a pretty damn good ride while they are testing the waters.
TL/DR come to china if you want to empty your balls
Courtney aka Wakka, whack ass brunette girl who fucks her Indian stepbrother and has a few solo fap vids of herself. Used to be like a million copies of her vids on here until a month or so ago. Anyone got links to where they might be now?
Enjoy this hot slut spreading her whore legs!! Who has more of this little whore!! I’m going to whack away all night to her!!
I confess I am playful with my wife's niece with serious intent. At 19 Brenda is so hot. At a pool party she wore a thong that did not cover her bush, and only covered her nipples; areolas in full view. And she has an ass a black woman would be proud of. I slap her ass and I mean I gave it a good whack. Really firm. When I had her on my back for a water fight, I purposely fell and put my face right between her legs and mouth her cunt. Her nipples were so hard I knew she was excited. For a little while I was all over her when it started getting dark, but then someone turned on the pool light and stopped the fun. She actually looked at me and whispered "shit" when we had to stop..
I confess being sexless is really frustrating to me. It seriously drives me fucking mad.
I whack off so much it's meaningless now, and just when I think I'm making it with a girl I get treated like garbage, even though I never know what I did wrong.
I just want to put my dick inside a girl. Is that a crime? It's not. It feels good.
But I can't get any fucking sex lately and I honestly feel like I'm about to explode.
I’m cool with it if you wanna use this photo to whack off